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On August 20 2015 18:47 ninazerg wrote:


I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.

See, this whole thing, from start to finish, was a set-up. Sentinel and I were talking, and it became apparent to us that you had opened an Ashleymadison account and were cheating on the trinity. Of course, we had no proof until now - now, when you finally made your move into checkmate.

It was I who allowed the alliance to know the location of the shield generator, and I can assure you, it is quite safe from your pitiful little band. It was also I who talked to 2pacalypse, Scan and GGzerG and formed this plan. 2pac agreed to get TL to host the Teamliquid Legacy Cup, and Scan agreed to play. I told xkcd to 'protest' once some of the players got riled up, and that was the signal for GGzerG to post this blog. Why? Because I knew the Brood War people wouldn't know who you were, so they would get the idea that they were just being thanked randomly, and then to casually slip your name in there. From there, it was only a matter of time before you broke and tried to kick Sentinel from the trinity. Of course, I am 100% loyal to the balance of the trinity, and sacrifice at least one goat per week to Charles Darwin to appease him.

So you're probably like "Wait, the whole tournament was a ruse to catch me?" and you're goddamn right. I studied the method used by Chris Hanson and Dateline NBC, and I realized that I had to make the situation seem as realistic as possible by involving other users who I know that are loyal to the trinity. And now that your secret is exposed to the world, archived, and being uploaded to reddit for all to see, the only thing anyone can do now is point and scoff at your traitorous conduct. Also, another thing people can do is possibly get hyped, because I heard a rumor of a massive collaboration blog possibly brewing behind the scenes, but that's purely speculative.

On August 20 2015 18:47 ninazerg wrote:


I knew it. I fuckin' knew it.

See, this whole thing, from start to finish, was a set-up. Sentinel and I were talking, and it became apparent to us that you had opened an Ashleymadison account and were cheating on the trinity. Of course, we had no proof until now - now, when you finally made your move into checkmate.

It was I who allowed the alliance to know the location of the shield generator, and I can assure you, it is quite safe from your pitiful little band. It was also I who talked to 2pacalypse, Scan and GGzerG and formed this plan. 2pac agreed to get TL to host the Teamliquid Legacy Cup, and Scan agreed to play. I told xkcd to 'protest' once some of the players got riled up, and that was the signal for GGzerG to post this blog. Why? Because I knew the Brood War people wouldn't know who you were, so they would get the idea that they were just being thanked randomly, and then to casually slip your name in there. From there, it was only a matter of time before you broke and tried to kick Sentinel from the trinity. Of course, I am 100% loyal to the balance of the trinity, and sacrifice at least one goat per week to Charles Darwin to appease him.

So you're probably like "Wait, the whole tournament was a ruse to catch me?" and you're goddamn right. I studied the method used by Chris Hanson and Dateline NBC, and I realized that I had to make the situation seem as realistic as possible by involving other users who I know that are loyal to the trinity. And now that your secret is exposed to the world, archived, and being uploaded to reddit for all to see, the only thing anyone can do now is point and scoff at your traitorous conduct. Also, another thing people can do is possibly get hyped, because I heard a rumor of a massive collaboration blog possibly brewing behind the scenes, but that's purely speculative.

On August 21 2015 09:38 GGzerG wrote:

Hmm...I must be thinking of someone else, didn't you used to cast games?