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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
July 25 2015 14:12 GMT
#1
I spent 4 hours a night for the last 20 years, since I was 8, crafting the perfect crystal dodecahedron.

[image loading]

I finally completed it, and installed it into a rotating cylinder to be a perfect holographic projection spanning my whole room.

Unfortunately it seems that the 3.5mm side were off by ~1nm on four non-diametrically opposed sides.

After 58400 hours of labor the result is a wobbly mess of uncontiguous light.

I guess I am just gonna do this instead.

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****
IQ 155.905638752
Ahzz
Profile Joined May 2007
Finland780 Posts
July 25 2015 14:25 GMT
#2
you wouldnt want it spinning in your room all the time regardless. But yeah, if it looks messy instead of awesome how it should I can see why you'd be dissapointed after such an investment.
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
July 25 2015 14:54 GMT
#3
Hey, ants never hurt nobody.

(except fire ants, fuck them)
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Ketch
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands7285 Posts
July 25 2015 15:12 GMT
#4
Well did you have fun making it? It's the journey that counts!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
July 25 2015 15:37 GMT
#5
You could always start over. :D
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
July 25 2015 16:38 GMT
#6
There are a lot of flaws in the crystal - isn't that why it's blurry? (I'm sure you know more than me!)
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
July 25 2015 17:27 GMT
#7
I too would lower my expectations from room spanning holograms to just watching the Simpsons!
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3833 Posts
July 25 2015 17:47 GMT
#8
is doedcadehron trinity?
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10691 Posts
July 26 2015 03:07 GMT
#9
Well aren't you just the creative fellow.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands5219 Posts
July 26 2015 12:29 GMT
#10
NOTHING is perfect. 5/5 blog. OP, you might like this:
FBH #1!
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
July 26 2015 18:01 GMT
#11
'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz', the number 0 is defined by the modulo-intensifier length of number units in the previous list. the unyielding perfect 3dimensional gradient uniform to all supratheoretical points defines the anti-dimensional boundary between the hyperspatial temporal absence that most resembles the conceptually redefined self-updating definition of a strictly philolanguage-hylomorphism object: "sphere".

yea i'm always pleased to offer personalized commentary on rival objects.

if there's anything i learned from the long hours crafting the crystal dodec it's that ein was right and that since everything is observer-relative to one or another but rarely if ever the same inertial system then god has to exist as the universal inertial system predicating all object-relationship predicates intrinsic to the name-state that is god. there's honestly no way to doubt this simple and obvious truth that inertial system are actually cognitive observers, and that inertial systems do not receive primacy in defining what it is to be a cognitive entity; rather the cognitive entity itself receives primacy defining the inertial system and what it is to be an inertial system. therefore ein is god and catplanet is not.

the universe will eventually transform into a perfect universal buddha consciousness whose very perception of time is one-ness whose eternal sameness and quasihyperantisuperuniformity whose very evolution as a planet earth marble hitchhiking galaxy is self-contained in its perfect rotunda splendour and the glorious assuredness of this highly probable and almost confidently self-asserting if not self-assembling resembling fate is the most excellent and perfect hydrotestament to perplexity of self-designing constituents and catplanet

the point is science is retarded because nothing exists in the same inertial system unless god therefore religion

all these isomorphic anti-universal object definition-theoretico modulators are retarded

psychohistory reigns supreme. catplanetcatplanetcatplanet
IQ 155.905638752
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10691 Posts
July 26 2015 19:57 GMT
#12
On July 27 2015 03:01 YokoKano wrote:
'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz', the number 0 is defined by the modulo-intensifier length of number units in the previous list. the unyielding perfect 3dimensional gradient uniform to all supratheoretical points defines the anti-dimensional boundary between the hyperspatial temporal absence that most resembles the conceptually redefined self-updating definition of a strictly philolanguage-hylomorphism object: "sphere".

yea i'm always pleased to offer personalized commentary on rival objects.

if there's anything i learned from the long hours crafting the crystal dodec it's that ein was right and that since everything is observer-relative to one or another but rarely if ever the same inertial system then god has to exist as the universal inertial system predicating all object-relationship predicates intrinsic to the name-state that is god. there's honestly no way to doubt this simple and obvious truth that inertial system are actually cognitive observers, and that inertial systems do not receive primacy in defining what it is to be a cognitive entity; rather the cognitive entity itself receives primacy defining the inertial system and what it is to be an inertial system. therefore ein is god and catplanet is not.

the universe will eventually transform into a perfect universal buddha consciousness whose very perception of time is one-ness whose eternal sameness and quasihyperantisuperuniformity whose very evolution as a planet earth marble hitchhiking galaxy is self-contained in its perfect rotunda splendour and the glorious assuredness of this highly probable and almost confidently self-asserting if not self-assembling resembling fate is the most excellent and perfect hydrotestament to perplexity of self-designing constituents and catplanet

the point is science is retarded because nothing exists in the same inertial system unless god therefore religion

all these isomorphic anti-universal object definition-theoretico modulators are retarded

psychohistory reigns supreme. catplanetcatplanetcatplanet

Wow yoko, you should become a writer if you are not one already, I have literally 0 idea what you are saying but it sounds great.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
July 26 2015 19:59 GMT
#13
Welcome back Failsafe!
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2501 Posts
July 26 2015 23:23 GMT
#14
Wait what? i didn' t understand anything
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
July 26 2015 23:44 GMT
#15
On July 27 2015 04:57 GGzerG wrote:
Wow yoko, you should become a writer if you are not one already, I have literally 0 idea what you are saying but it sounds great.


That's about right, because what he's saying has 0 ideas in it. It is entertaining though I agree, in a performance art kind of way.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
July 27 2015 03:28 GMT
#16
On July 25 2015 23:12 YokoKano wrote:
I spent 4 hours a night for the last 20 years, since I was 8, crafting the perfect crystal dodecahedron.

After 58400 hours of labor the result is a wobbly mess of uncontiguous light.


4*20*365 = 29200 = 58400 / 2

Duality.

Yoko + Kano = Yako no ko (子)?

If you are indeed also non-mental progeny of Jas then understandably you have also knowledge of consequential nth-reflecting obloid dimensional relationships relative to the interspatial entity: "time".

The subsequence I refer to obviously portends the aetiologos' sooth: the matrix lattice interconnects via hyper-inflections of the all-paragon to form the ubiquitous "reality" of the proletariat!

This is substantially fix`d.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
July 27 2015 09:06 GMT
#17
that's a zi bro, i know that
IQ 155.905638752
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