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Starcraft 2 can get you laid? What?

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Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-18 02:06:56
July 16 2015 03:20 GMT
#1
The cake is a lie.

**
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
July 16 2015 03:22 GMT
#2
I'll keep this in mind so I can get me some.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 16 2015 03:55 GMT
#3
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 16 2015 03:58 GMT
#4
hey hoe,


wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven

thats about all i need
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:01:50
July 16 2015 04:01 GMT
#5
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Did you tell her that there was something in her teeth and/or her dress looked too tight?

Also, it's pronounced "chem-o-therapy", but because of American slang, they pronounce it "keemotherapy". It's where you get bombarded with high amounts of radiation so as to acquire superpowers. Lex Luthor tried it, and that's the reason he's bald. Many times, it is unsuccessful, but definitely worth a try.

On July 16 2015 12:58 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
hey hoe,


wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven

thats about all i need


So... whatcha doin' this weekend? Do you have a girlfriend?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:17:48
July 16 2015 04:14 GMT
#6
you wouldn't believe it with all the neg i have

but ive been cootie free since 93'
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:17:40
July 16 2015 04:17 GMT
#7
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"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
July 16 2015 04:41 GMT
#8
Great advice, I was inspired to come up with my own neg to try next time I'm roaming the mall, trying to get laid:
"Gurl, u know ur not gonna hit ur 1-1 timing if u keep getting supply blocked like that?"
not too crass, but lets her know she aint dealing with some bronze league, beta scrub.
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
July 16 2015 04:42 GMT
#9
genius teamliquid blogger fools sc2 players with one easy trick
can i get my estro logo back pls
nbaker
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1341 Posts
July 16 2015 04:49 GMT
#10
Most people here would not consider having read The Game as qualification for being well read hahaha. Why don't you try being nice to women and see how that works?
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16882 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 04:53:24
July 16 2015 04:49 GMT
#11
pure pwnage episode 2: Girls



Jeremy stands across the street from the Fedex-Kinkos i worked in before going to university at 5:04
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
AkashSky
Profile Joined May 2014
United States257 Posts
July 16 2015 04:52 GMT
#12
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
July 16 2015 05:05 GMT
#13
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


one and the same little one
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada16882 Posts
July 16 2015 05:13 GMT
#14
"i played Leisure Suit Larry when i was young so owning up some girls should be pretty easy", Jeremy, Episode 2.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 16 2015 05:23 GMT
#15
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 05:59:09
July 16 2015 05:58 GMT
#16
On July 16 2015 13:14 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
ive been cootie free since 93'

perfect id for this lol
Yhamm is the god of predictions
seom
Profile Joined January 2013
South Africa491 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 09:27:51
July 16 2015 07:24 GMT
#17
that's some really good advice op.

I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life.



5/5
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
July 16 2015 08:13 GMT
#18
Op, you know that before getting laid you have to usually become the sober girl's friend, she has to trust you, you have to listen to her emotional crap for a while and maybe then she might suck your dick at some party. Or you gotta find the clitoris, this way she will like you more than any other guy.
Or just pay a hooker to lick your balls and stick your wiener in her vajayjay. Much easier.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 08:58:02
July 16 2015 08:48 GMT
#19
Classic TL Blog.

I wake up every morning hoping for a blog like that. Apparently, today is a good day (but not the best though, do you guys remember Ethan ? Never be an Ethan).

+ Show Spoiler +
Edit: for those who don't remember or know Ethan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/473003-keep-on-creepin
It's a great read !
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 16 2015 10:52 GMT
#20
On July 16 2015 16:24 seom wrote:
that's some really good advice op.

I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8

5/5


Hahaha hell yea. Loved that video
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
July 16 2015 11:03 GMT
#21
Your dress looks a bit tight nina
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-16 15:08:30
July 16 2015 12:24 GMT
#22
you forgot example negs like

"I bet you're a noob bronze leaguer that I can spawn a nydus worm in a hidden part of your base and you wouldn't find out until my lings start coming"
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
July 16 2015 13:33 GMT
#23
watching puas attempt to neg their way into someones pants will never not be hilarious


PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-17 20:35:21
July 16 2015 17:02 GMT
#24
I have to imagine that at some point the more scrupulous and decent individuals who have used the whole "negging" thing end up doing some light introspection and realize that they're scum and deserve a backhand.

+ Show Spoiler +
I once got sucked off while doing a raid boss named C'thun in world of warcraft. /brag
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Rube_Juice
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada348 Posts
July 16 2015 18:51 GMT
#25
LOL.... the eternal battle to get laid... IT IS THE ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS
Talaris
Profile Joined March 2011
Switzerland753 Posts
July 16 2015 19:12 GMT
#26
How can we not rate a blog with a dating-build-order 5 stars ?

-= Jaedong // HerO // HasuObs // Unholy Alliance =-
Ctone23
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States1839 Posts
July 16 2015 19:48 GMT
#27
Ye a little sarcasm with a smile can take you places my friend.
TL+ Member
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 02:44 GMT
#28
On July 17 2015 03:51 Rube_Juice wrote:
LOL.... the eternal battle to get laid... IT IS THE ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS


Yea I read this book called "The One Thing." Basically you find the one thing you will throw all you have at it for as long as it takes until you attain it at the expense of everything else.

And yep, breaking a dry spell was my one thing. lol. Everything else falls by the wayside. Been out 3 times this week and it's going well. : )
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 03:03 GMT
#29
Hhhmmm maybe not a build order, but more like a Pickup Mindset using Starcraft 2 Ladder approach.

Sick City - Clothing placement and how you hold yourself. Hide your build and tactics. Keep your weakness hidden. Show your strength.

Meta-game - Read books on the subject. Don't get caught in gimmicky internet infomercials (cheese). Get the real deal. Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss. He is the Korean Terran and will micro her pants off with ease.

When you are weak, feign strength. When you are strong, feign weakness.

Power Overwhelming!!! - Tired, depressed, hungry, fearful etc etc. If you are anything of the following you cannot possibly get anything done. Build up your power over the day. Feeling genuinely good is important. Get up early, exercise, eat well, get outside, meditate, clear your mind. Find inspiration and read books on the topic. Enlist support and get friends to join in. If you have no-one, find ways to meet them.

You must feel good without external conditions. Have inner peace and cut through your mental noise and useless thoughts with meditation and exercise.

GGLords Have your end game planned to every little detail. If you are successful, do you have a plan? Transport? Place to go? Protection? Think through your end game.

That's all I can think of for now hahaha. Hey, if you can think of any more I'd be pleased to hear 'em.






Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 06:47 GMT
#30
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...

Did you try reading the post? I really can't imagine where your confusion came from.

CR... i think this might have been to subtle, if you want to mock puas you're going to have to spell it out a little better!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
July 17 2015 06:48 GMT
#31
getting laid is easy, you just need a lot of minerals, and better if you don't pass too much gas.
ॐ
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 06:51 GMT
#32
https://xkcd.com/1027/
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
July 17 2015 08:50 GMT
#33
My life is changed and I'm a better man because of it. Praise getting laid!
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
July 17 2015 11:17 GMT
#34
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


This is actually very true man.

Neg is just a tool mate, if you have the confidence, lifestyle, and character to back it up then more power to you. Thanks for cartoon link very important lesson there.

In retrospect of my OP, I did mention in relation to Starcraft that:

"Remember you are dealing with a real human, not some random ladder scrub."

Or something to that effect.
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Makro
Profile Joined March 2011
France16890 Posts
July 17 2015 12:06 GMT
#35
On July 16 2015 14:23 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2015 13:52 AkashSky wrote:
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote:
This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though.

Also, what's "keemotherapy"?


Can't tell if troll or just stupid...


Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is.

hahahaha

this blog is weird and fun at the same time
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of shitposting, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven".
TL+ Member
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
July 17 2015 15:13 GMT
#36
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


hahaha nice :D

OP you have to rethink your life
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
July 17 2015 18:33 GMT
#37
On July 18 2015 00:13 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote:
https://xkcd.com/1027/


hahaha nice :D

OP you have to rethink your life

He can try, but it won't help.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
July 17 2015 21:36 GMT
#38
bahahaha i really hope 26 is not the current age dan
"before approaching a ""target"" (aka person) you are interested in sit down have some water and relax your nerves.
oh you poor thing
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
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