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Starcraft 2 can get you laid? What?
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Dan26
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Also, what's "keemotherapy"? | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven thats about all i need | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote: This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though. Also, what's "keemotherapy"? Did you tell her that there was something in her teeth and/or her dress looked too tight? Also, it's pronounced "chem-o-therapy", but because of American slang, they pronounce it "keemotherapy". It's where you get bombarded with high amounts of radiation so as to acquire superpowers. Lex Luthor tried it, and that's the reason he's bald. Many times, it is unsuccessful, but definitely worth a try. On July 16 2015 12:58 MysteryMeat1 wrote: hey hoe, wannna touch my extra firm tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~!1!!!11eleven thats about all i need So... whatcha doin' this weekend? Do you have a girlfriend? | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
but ive been cootie free since 93' | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
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jubil
United States2602 Posts
"Gurl, u know ur not gonna hit ur 1-1 timing if u keep getting supply blocked like that?" not too crass, but lets her know she aint dealing with some bronze league, beta scrub. | ||
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aRyuujin
United States5049 Posts
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nbaker
United States1341 Posts
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada17713 Posts
Jeremy stands across the street from the Fedex-Kinkos i worked in before going to university at 5:04 | ||
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AkashSky
United States257 Posts
On July 16 2015 12:55 Chairman Ray wrote: This sounds like some great advice! I just tried negging a woman about her being bald. It didn't work though. Also, what's "keemotherapy"? Can't tell if troll or just stupid... | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
one and the same little one | ||
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada17713 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is. | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9175 Posts
On July 16 2015 13:14 MysteryMeat1 wrote: ive been cootie free since 93' perfect id for this lol | ||
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seom
South Africa491 Posts
I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life. 5/5 | ||
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hymn
Bulgaria832 Posts
Or just pay a hooker to lick your balls and stick your wiener in her vajayjay. Much easier. | ||
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LoneYoShi
France1348 Posts
I wake up every morning hoping for a blog like that. Apparently, today is a good day (but not the best though, do you guys remember Ethan ? Never be an Ethan). + Show Spoiler + Edit: for those who don't remember or know Ethan: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/473003-keep-on-creepin It's a great read ! | ||
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
On July 16 2015 16:24 seom wrote: that's some really good advice op. I also hear that not being a giant douche will also help get me laid, but i prefer your method since it involves special tactics like "negging" and relates to SC, which is the only thing I understand in life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 5/5 Hahaha hell yea. Loved that video | ||
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
"I bet you're a noob bronze leaguer that I can spawn a nydus worm in a hidden part of your base and you wouldn't find out until my lings start coming" | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I once got sucked off while doing a raid boss named C'thun in world of warcraft. /brag | ||
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Rube_Juice
Canada348 Posts
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Talaris
Switzerland764 Posts
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Ctone23
United States1841 Posts
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
On July 17 2015 03:51 Rube_Juice wrote: LOL.... the eternal battle to get laid... IT IS THE ONLY GOAL THAT MATTERS Yea I read this book called "The One Thing." Basically you find the one thing you will throw all you have at it for as long as it takes until you attain it at the expense of everything else. And yep, breaking a dry spell was my one thing. lol. Everything else falls by the wayside. Been out 3 times this week and it's going well. : ) | ||
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
Sick City - Clothing placement and how you hold yourself. Hide your build and tactics. Keep your weakness hidden. Show your strength. Meta-game - Read books on the subject. Don't get caught in gimmicky internet infomercials (cheese). Get the real deal. Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss. He is the Korean Terran and will micro her pants off with ease. When you are weak, feign strength. When you are strong, feign weakness. Power Overwhelming!!! - Tired, depressed, hungry, fearful etc etc. If you are anything of the following you cannot possibly get anything done. Build up your power over the day. Feeling genuinely good is important. Get up early, exercise, eat well, get outside, meditate, clear your mind. Find inspiration and read books on the topic. Enlist support and get friends to join in. If you have no-one, find ways to meet them. You must feel good without external conditions. Have inner peace and cut through your mental noise and useless thoughts with meditation and exercise. GGLords Have your end game planned to every little detail. If you are successful, do you have a plan? Transport? Place to go? Protection? Think through your end game. That's all I can think of for now hahaha. Hey, if you can think of any more I'd be pleased to hear 'em. | ||
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
Did you try reading the post? I really can't imagine where your confusion came from. CR... i think this might have been to subtle, if you want to mock puas you're going to have to spell it out a little better! | ||
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
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NeThZOR
South Africa7387 Posts
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Dan26
Australia239 Posts
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote: https://xkcd.com/1027/ This is actually very true man. Neg is just a tool mate, if you have the confidence, lifestyle, and character to back it up then more power to you. Thanks for cartoon link very important lesson there. In retrospect of my OP, I did mention in relation to Starcraft that: "Remember you are dealing with a real human, not some random ladder scrub." Or something to that effect. | ||
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Makro
France16890 Posts
On July 16 2015 14:23 Chairman Ray wrote: Hey, I'm not great at it now, but it's all a part of the process. Once I wrap my head around it, I'll be laughing at how easy it is. hahahaha this blog is weird and fun at the same time | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On July 17 2015 15:51 kerpal wrote: https://xkcd.com/1027/ hahaha nice :D OP you have to rethink your life | ||
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
On July 18 2015 00:13 JieXian wrote: hahaha nice :D OP you have to rethink your life He can try, but it won't help. | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
"before approaching a ""target"" (aka person) you are interested in sit down have some water and relax your nerves. oh you poor thing | ||
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