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I made a girl fall in love with me online - Page 3
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c3rberUs
Japan11286 Posts
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
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KingAlphard
Italy1705 Posts
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SixStrings
Germany2046 Posts
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coverpunch
United States2093 Posts
On May 13 2015 19:44 SecretSnail wrote: Well, that's what happen when you lie. You are a bad bad pylon, my brother. I wouldn't build you to power my gates. Yeah, this is DT warp-in pylon kind of shit. I think you should increase the hyperbole and the extravagant promises and see how outrageous it can get before she gets suspicious. Like are you REALLY going to buy her a Ferrari and live with her in a Venetian villa? Does she like being called a spicy meat-a-ball and does she really want to have four boys with you named Vinnie, Frankie, Mikey, and Tony (which real Italians don't do, only Italian Americans)? | ||
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parkufarku
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On May 13 2015 08:56 fluffy_pylon wrote: I'm really a 17 year old high school senior from America, but I joined a social website and made up a fake profile, saying I was an athletic 26 year old businessman from Italy who loved to travel and worked part time in a bakery. I thought it would be fun and exciting and exotic. I got a 23 year old girl/women from Texas to fall in love with me over the last 3 weeks that we have been chatting, and she revealed to me many intimate details of her life, saying that she is married, has a 5 year old son and 2 year old daughter, and lost touch with her parents (who had divorced earlier) after she was raped by a man she met online when she was 15 (and her parents blamed her for getting raped). She has since been struggling with depression, confidence, and self-esteem issues. Even though she is married she keeps flirting with me and saying I'm sweet and stuff like that, and I enjoy getting this kind of attention from her because she is very attractive. I just feel a little bad (or guilty) because she told me that the guy who raped her also lied about his age, saying he was a lot younger than he really was. Yesterday I sent her this message "your face is so interesting that Leonardo da Vinci's painting of you would be his all-time masterpiece...and your personality is equally fascinating". This caused her to leave me lots of smiley faces and she said I was "too sweet for my own good" and she has asked me to send a pic of myself to her, because I complimented her so many times on her appearance. I said that I never post my pic because it's bound to be disappointing, to which she replied that nothing I ever did could disappoint her, but that she would feel "betrayed" if I was actually a girl and was only pretending to be a guy. I don't know what to do now. Not only did you lie about your age, you lied about your entire human being lol. You also throw out cheesy lines. Fluffy you need help! | ||
Teoita
Italy12246 Posts
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada17081 Posts
On May 13 2015 20:22 c3rberUs wrote: Just tell her the truth; that you are 37 year old Italian who loves to travel and worked at bakery. Also, LOL being a Baker is serious business. | ||
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crappen
Norway1546 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 14 2015 05:58 crappen wrote: Maybe a bit off topic, but she has 2 kids? What happens to a vagina after having 2 kids? Does it change to the worse? I've read 80% of the muscles around the region is fucked, but can be trained up, but who does that anyway? She can be 23 and gorgeous, but still she have 2 kids mate.. Ain't exactly a catch if you ask me. After reading this blog, that's the first thing that comes to mind? What is WRONG with you!? | ||
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
On May 14 2015 06:40 ninazerg wrote: After reading this blog, that's the first thing that comes to mind? What is WRONG with you!? Oh come on! After reading this blog, you gotta be creative to one-up it. | ||
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SecretSnail
France12 Posts
You guys are great ! | ||
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ne4aJIb
Russian Federation3209 Posts
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boon2537
United States905 Posts
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
On May 14 2015 07:45 boon2537 wrote: With Shauni gone, I think he's the most cringingly amusing blogger on TL at the moment <3 also Yoko replacing Neuropsychosis, blogs are having quite the ressurrection lately | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50595 Posts
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LeeDawg
United States1306 Posts
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Phredxor
New Zealand15076 Posts
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opisska
Poland8852 Posts
On May 14 2015 07:45 boon2537 wrote: With Shauni gone, I think he's the most cringingly amusing blogger on TL at the moment <3 "with Shauni gone", oh yes, that's definitely a correct description of the current state of TL, there is not the slightest issue with that statement ... I am not really sure that the OP is a 17-year old US student, but it's quite possible that the alleged "woman" he is talking to, actually is. | ||
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