Quotes from TL Staff

Zealously

East Gorteau22261 Posts

May 11 2015 21:15 GMT

I was originally going to slap this onto my next Stories from the Chimera, but the list of quotes grew so long that I decided to split it up and share a few gems now, and another few when I get around to writing that blog. Note that some of these quotes may not be SFW, or may drastically reduce the faith you have in TL staff members making any good decisions at all, ever.

Without further ado:

Soularion on being born
[2014-09-22 21:15:19] Soularion: holy shit
[2014-09-22 21:15:30] Soularion: I was born on the same day the fucking holocaust happened

Olli on -context removed-
[2014-12-25 17:05:24] Olli: I'm pretty much incapable of doing anything

Soularion on playing without a mouse
[17:26:05] Soularion: wow templar no passion
[17:26:11] Soularion: use your passion as your mouse
[17:26:19] Soularion: or your mouse as your passion
[17:26:31] Park: innuendo
[17:26:36] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: wtf the kid is like 12

Zealously on -context removed-
[20:09:17] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: I'm actually a fraud

Jer99 comes back from Cuba
[21:27:49] Jeremy Lalonde: cubaaaa
[21:28:30] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: How many cigars
[21:28:31] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: real talk
[21:28:51] Jeremy Lalonde: two puffs and no more
[21:28:55] Jeremy Lalonde: im not into that kind of shit
[21:28:57] Jeremy Lalonde: but
[21:28:59] Jeremy Lalonde: i drank enough
[21:29:02] Jeremy Lalonde: to
[21:29:14] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: to?
[21:29:27] Jeremy Lalonde: i dunno it was a lot

stuchiu on the good old days
[21:48:52] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: i kinda liked parts of Life vs Zest
[21:48:59] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: but that's because
[21:49:01] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: it was scripted
[21:49:09] Olli: by kespa
[21:49:15] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: to showcase all of Life's strenghts and weaknesses and show when he shines the most
[21:49:18] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: stop whining you fanboy
[21:49:27] Olli: stop fanboying D:
[21:49:28] Stephen Chiu: man back in my day
[21:49:36] Olli: BL infestor life broken back
[21:49:38] Olli: yayaya
[21:49:40] Olli: I know
[21:49:42] Stephen Chiu: you had to fight jetlag, a broken spine, bl/infestor and life
[21:49:45] Stephen Chiu: maybe I already said this
[21:49:52] Stephen Chiu: anyway
[21:49:56] Stephen Chiu: zest what a wimp

KBB on the Human Centipede
[23:35:10] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: it would be better than half of what's in the cinema anyway
[23:35:17] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: and The Human Centipede got at least 3 films
[23:35:37] Jeremy Lalonde: light the air on fire
[23:35:42] Matthias Rademacher: 3?
[23:35:44] Matthias Rademacher: i havent seen the third
[23:35:50] Matthias Rademacher: will download now!
[23:38:09] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: not out yet!
[23:38:10] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: next month
[23:38:20] Matthias Rademacher: yup, just saw
[23:38:25] Matthias Rademacher: back to the warping wasps it is then i guess
[23:38:59] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: uh
[23:39:01] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: i just read
[23:39:03] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: plot synposis
[23:39:06] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: synopsis
[23:39:13] Matthias Rademacher: link!
[23:39:21] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: "[...] Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede."
[23:39:25] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: wtf
[23:39:26] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: what
[23:39:27] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: the
[23:39:27] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: fuck
[23:39:31] Matthias Rademacher: that is amazing
[23:39:37 | Edited 23:39:42] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: w t f
[23:40:06] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: i mean
[23:40:07] Matthias Rademacher: having to eat someones shit thats already passed through 499 other anuses
[23:40:12] Matthias Rademacher: amazing
[23:40:17] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: i respect morbid creativity
[23:40:19] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: wait what
[23:40:21] Matthias Rademacher: wtf did i just say

Zealously on -message removed-
[21:25:55] This message has been removed.
[21:26:01] Darren Spielman: i saw that
[21:26:01] Moshe Feldman: I saw that
[21:26:01] Olli: I read all of that
[21:26:01] m: I saw
[21:26:02] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: -_-

Jer99 on TLCMAT
[2015-04-22 20:01:57] Jeremy Lalonde: We can make secret cabal pacts in here
[2015-04-22 20:01:59] Jeremy Lalonde: Trade votes
[2015-04-22 20:02:03] Jeremy Lalonde: Rig the system

lichter says broadly applicable thing
[2015-04-21 14:47:01] m: people are just morons
[2015-04-21 14:47:07] Moshe Feldman: thanks lichter
[2015-04-21 14:47:09] Moshe Feldman: sounds about right

SetGuitarsToKill on... who knows?
[2015-04-19 14:48:48] Derrick Goodrich: uh
[2015-04-19 14:48:56 | Removed 14:50:58] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:49:01 | Removed 14:50:52] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:49:13 | Removed 14:51:03] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:49:16 | Removed 14:51:05] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:54:02 | Removed 14:54:29] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:54:08 | Removed 14:54:27] Derrick Goodrich: This message has been removed.
[2015-04-19 14:56:30] Michael Byers: Do you want to talk about it?

Thecrazymunchkin
[2015-02-27 11:11:02] Park: I don't really
[2015-02-27 11:11:16] Park: yjoml om'd mrvvrsty
[2015-02-27 11:11:31] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: Want to try that again?
[2015-02-27 11:11:40] Park: wtf

Trust Zeromus with the economy but not with Community News
[2015-04-22 17:27:56] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: how do you news things

Zealously on writing
[2015-04-21 23:36:01] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: VERBOSITY ISN'T A STYLE
[2015-04-21 23:36:06] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: FUCK
[2015-04-21 23:40:35] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: the ensuing discussion about style vs "scientific writing" vs "good writing" almost made me pop an aneurysm
[2015-04-21 23:40:40] Victor ”Zealously” Lloyd: that can happen trust me i science

TL Strategy chat on pseudo-intellectualism
[22:23:10] Moshe Feldman: tactics
[22:23:18] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: especiales
[22:23:58] Joey "TelecoM" Cacalano: Smart ass answers really just shows more of an inferiority complex than anything
[22:24:19] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: calling out inferiority complexes
[22:24:22] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: against internet trolls
[22:24:26] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: betrays your elitism
[22:24:28] Moshe Feldman: talking about an inferiority complex just shows more of an inferiority complex than anything
[22:24:54] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: using big words on internets != smart and cool
[22:24:56] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: you big dum dum
[22:26:32] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: maybe you're psychologically projecting your internal inferiority complex onto us as a way to cope with your freudian need to bang your father
[22:26:42] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: that's
[22:26:44] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: not how psychology works
[22:26:45] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd:

[22:26:50] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: i know
[22:26:55] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: which is why i said it
[22:27:00] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: because its a priori knowledge
[22:27:03] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: that the world is one
[22:27:04] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: and god loves us
[22:27:11] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: but god is dead
[22:27:17] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: and i am his prophet
[22:27:17] Moshe Feldman: can confirm, am god
[22:31:06] Joey "TelecoM" Cacalano: If some practiced as much as they preached
[22:32:00] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: they would probably never go as far as to decide to use even go want to do more like
[22:32:23] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: they dont think it be like it is but it do.
[22:32:55] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: my pseudo intellectual boner is way too engorged right now
[22:33:12] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: any more and i might explode and then start a new big bang
[22:33:22] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: which will trhen keep expanding
[22:33:29] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: then contract because of entropy or something
[22:33:39] Marek "Thaniri" Slabicki: until my phallus becomes the singularity

I'm not going to caption this
[8:17:13 AM] Destructicon: damn, I didn't see
[8:17:21 AM] Destructicon: is Coach Park's daughter hot?
[8:17:28 AM] Soularion: if you're hot for 6 year olds
[8:17:29 AM] Soularion: sure

@Aeromi
[20:58:42] Olli: wait
[20:58:43] Olli: what
[20:58:52] Olli: why did lilbow fight
[21:00:46] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: because he's French
[21:00:48] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: they always fight
[21:00:52] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: that way they can surrender
[21:00:53] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: quickly

Soularion is a physicist
[11:36:58] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: in many ways
[11:37:07] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: PvPvPvP is similar to quantum mechanics
[11:37:19] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: You're 14 you don't know what that is

Guess the context
[10:38:10] m: peanuts and lesbians, destructicon and adulterers

Templar is not a happy person
[20:49:28] Moshe Feldman: Also how do you not check your PM immediately? It's like opening a present at christmas for me
[20:49:44] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: i usually don't get enjoyable PMs
[20:49:48] Park: [20:49] Moshe Feldman:
<<< Also how do you not check your PM immediately? It's like opening a present at christmas for mehahaha
[20:49:53] Moshe Feldman: I don't either
[20:49:55] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: and opening them makes me feel obliged to reply
[20:49:56] Moshe Feldman: I hate christmas

Soularion on the girl whose face he wanted to divorce
[00:05:28] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: that girl
[00:05:31] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: was the one I asked out
[00:05:34] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: oh god
[00:05:36] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: wth
[00:05:37] Joe A: so you were salty
[00:05:41] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: that was
[00:05:43] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: before I asked her out
[00:05:49] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: which begs the question
[00:05:51] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: by like 4 months
[00:05:52] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: why the hell you asked her out
[00:05:56] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: oh no
[00:05:56] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: she's
[00:06:00] Joe A: hey zealously
[00:06:00] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: the most attractive in the class
[00:06:01] Joe A: quit being superficial
[00:06:05] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: most jokes I make
[00:06:08] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: aren't neccessarily true
[00:06:09] Joe A: maybe he had a deep emotional connection
[00:06:12] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: but make up for it in funny-ness
[00:06:14] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: Ah yes
[00:06:21] Joe A: maybe she lied to him about his poetry being good
[00:06:23] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: the deep emotional connections of wait sorry rude joke
[00:06:24] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: or just stupidity
[00:06:27] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: loooool joe fuck you
[00:06:40] Joe A: :D
[00:06:44] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: I have
[00:06:47] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: more successful poems
[00:06:47] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: than you have
[00:06:52] Vincent "Soularion" Grenier: successful college applications
[00:07:04] Joe A: ??
[00:07:04] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: uh oh
[00:07:05] unkn0wn1313: you haven't even finished High School yet...
[00:07:09] Joe A: are we looking at proportions?
[00:07:16] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: I'm taking cover
[00:07:20] Joe A: because they are not nearly equal population sizes

banjoe and Templar
[00:13:47] Joe A: no
[00:13:51] Moshe Feldman: yes

Don't push Zealously
[22:43:46] Joe A: ragnarok captain?
[22:43:49] Joe A: why not life? :O
[22:43:56] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: it's an in-joke
[22:43:57] Joe A: so you can trade him when he starts losing?
[22:43:58] Joe A: hehe
[22:44:03] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: wtf
[22:44:05] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: fired
[22:44:07] unkn0wn1313: haha
[22:44:09] unkn0wn1313: that burn
[22:44:17] *** Victor "Zealously" Lloyd removed Joe A from this conversation. ***
[22:44:19] Victor "Zealously" Lloyd: Out!

The_Templar

your Country52798 Posts

May 11 2015 21:18 GMT

[22:27:17] Moshe Feldman: can confirm, am god

You forgot this one though...

Soularion on administrating a theoretical tournament
[2/18/15, 10:59:16 AM] Soularion: where we have four admins (Lichter/Zealously/Templar/Olli) make a team each
[2/18/15, 10:59:17 AM] Soularion: via draft
[2/18/15, 10:59:21 AM] lichter: specifically a team league
[2/18/15, 10:59:23 AM] Moshe Feldman: Four admins
[2/18/15, 10:59:27 AM] lichter: TL is open to suggestions
[2/18/15, 10:59:27 AM] Moshe Feldman: lists 3 admins and me
[2/18/15, 10:59:28 AM] Soularion: four 'admins'
[2/18/15, 10:59:29 AM] Moshe Feldman: o.O
[2/18/15, 10:59:30 AM] thecrazymunchkin: dat promotion
[2/18/15, 10:59:33 AM] lichter: like officially open to suggestions
[2/18/15, 10:59:35 AM] Moshe Feldman: sickest promotion
[2/18/15, 10:59:37 AM] Moshe Feldman: ever
[2/18/15, 10:59:38 AM] Destructicon: lol
[2/18/15, 10:59:40 AM] Soularion: because templar is LR
[2/18/15, 10:59:41 AM] Zealously: Trial -> admin not bad
[2/18/15, 10:59:46 AM] thecrazymunchkin: admin without making staff
[2/18/15, 10:59:50 AM] Soularion: I hate all of you
[2/18/15, 10:59:52 AM] Soularion: ;;

Ramiz1989

12124 Posts

May 11 2015 21:33 GMT

This is pretty good. :D

KadaverBB

Germany25658 Posts

May 11 2015 21:36 GMT

Soularion

Canada2764 Posts

May 11 2015 21:38 GMT

I might post a blog with ~500 quotes from me sometime.

The amount of shit I say in TL chat..

idontknowhowimnotfired

Destructicon

4713 Posts

May 11 2015 21:39 GMT

On May 12 2015 06:36 KadaverBB wrote:

Don't worry, my quote is like orders of magnitude worst out of context ^^

Soularion

Canada2764 Posts

May 11 2015 21:40 GMT

On May 12 2015 06:39 Destructicon wrote:

Show nested quote +

Don't worry, my quote is like orders of magnitude worst out of context ^^

spoiler : there is no context

SetGuitarsToKill

Canada28396 Posts

May 11 2015 21:48 GMT

Even I have no recollection of what mine was all about.

Also

Shellshock, showing maturity
[11:19:03 AM] Derrick Goodrich: Leenock is the 15th greatest player of all time
[11:19:11 AM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: 15 gayest player is what the list meant

Discussion of very important SC2 matters
[5/2/2015 9:45:21 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock:gohan > goku
[5/2/2015 9:45:40 PM] Derrick Goodrich: if gohan had kept training yes
[5/2/2015 9:45:52 PM] Derrick Goodrich: instead he got a fucking job
[5/2/2015 9:45:57 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: makes no sense
[5/2/2015 9:45:59 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: he's a half breed
[5/2/2015 9:46:03 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: why didnt goku abuse zenkai more
[5/2/2015 9:46:07 PM] Derrick Goodrich: half breed > full breed
[5/2/2015 9:46:12 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: how come it took goku 23 years to reach power level 300
[5/2/2015 9:46:13 PM] Derrick Goodrich: goku aint like that
[5/2/2015 9:46:19 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: and then 7 more years to reach 2 billion
[5/2/2015 9:46:19 PM] Derrick Goodrich: he does shit legit
[5/2/2015 9:46:36 PM] Derrick Goodrich: serious answer: cause power levels are bullshit
[5/2/2015 9:46:38 PM] Derrick Goodrich: they mean nothing
[5/2/2015 9:47:09 PM] Derrick Goodrich: i don't get, however, why vegeta didn't abuse it
[5/2/2015 9:47:13 PM] Derrick Goodrich: he was totally willing to
[5/2/2015 9:47:15 PM] Derrick Goodrich: he did it once
[5/2/2015 9:47:19 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: yea
[5/2/2015 9:47:21 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: dumb
[5/2/2015 9:47:40 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: how come sensu beans went from something that made you full for 10 days to a magical healing bean
[5/2/2015 9:47:59 PM] Derrick Goodrich: plot
[5/2/2015 9:48:28 PM] Derrick Goodrich: or mr whiskers or whatever the fuck his name was made a new breed
[5/2/2015 9:48:29 PM] Derrick Goodrich: something like that
[5/2/2015 9:49:00 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: if frieza was supposed to be the most unrivaled evil entity in the universe how come he had a dad and a brother no one talked about
[5/2/2015 9:49:50 PM] Derrick Goodrich: how come a scientist on earth can make many beings several times more powerful than the most powerful being in the universe in a secret lab?
[5/2/2015 9:49:56 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: how could one saiyan say planet vegeta was destroyed 20 years ago and the other one say 3 years ago?
[5/2/2015 9:50:16 PM] Derrick Goodrich: how come vegeta never just wished back the sayains?
[5/2/2015 9:50:31 PM] Derrick Goodrich: or how come they didn't come back when they wished all the people who were killed by frieza back?
[5/2/2015 9:50:53 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: i wondered that too
[5/2/2015 9:50:57 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: but its simple
[5/2/2015 9:51:00 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: they were
[5/2/2015 9:51:06 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: but planet vegeta is RIP
[5/2/2015 9:51:09 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: so they all died instantly again
[5/2/2015 9:51:14 PM] Derrick Goodrich: ah that makes sense
[5/2/2015 9:51:20 PM] Derrick Goodrich: sucks they didn't think of that
[5/2/2015 9:51:23 PM] Derrick Goodrich: and try again
[5/2/2015 9:51:37 PM] Derrick Goodrich: you know, cause no one else was every looking for dragon balls after that
[5/2/2015 9:51:41 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: how is general rildo stronger than kid buu
[5/2/2015 9:51:50 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: when kid buu was a fucking magic genie demon that was the strongest thing in the universe
[5/2/2015 9:52:18 PM] Derrick Goodrich: cause as you get more powerful, the more likely people are the forget to ever mention you

On the French
[4/27/2015 1:31:28 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: i feel bad for french people. koreans couldnt handle being there for 1 day without breaking down in tears. french people have to live there

[4/27/2015 1:31:32 PM] Jelle - Lorning: inb4 they all cried cause they had to eat shitty french food
[4/27/2015 1:31:38 PM] Aeromi: u bunch of fuckers
[4/27/2015 1:31:41 PM] *** Aeromi has left ***
[4/27/2015 1:31:43 PM] Jelle - Lorning: REKKKT
[4/27/2015 1:31:46 PM] Michael Byers - Shellshock: GOTEM
[4/27/2015 1:31:50 PM] Jelle - Lorning: lol

Olli

Austria24422 Posts

May 11 2015 21:57 GMT

Ha! I got off easy.

Darkhorse

United States23455 Posts

May 11 2015 21:59 GMT

#10

I've been gone too long to be featured rip

Soularion

Canada2764 Posts

May 11 2015 22:00 GMT

#11

On May 12 2015 06:59 Darkhorse wrote:
I've been gone too long to be featured rip

you did however spoil the quote of all quotes
r i p

that one has context tho unlike destructicon's >.>

Zealously

East Gorteau22261 Posts

May 11 2015 22:00 GMT

#12

You both feature in the next one

Olli more prominently, granted, but I have some gems from the darkest of ho(a)rses

FO-nTTaX

Johto4985 Posts

May 11 2015 22:04 GMT

#13

eh good that not even half the dumb stuff i say in LP staff chat ever goes public xD

Soularion

Canada2764 Posts

May 11 2015 22:05 GMT

#14

On May 12 2015 07:00 Zealously wrote:
You both feature in the next one

Olli more prominently, granted, but I have some gems from the darkest of ho(a)rses

since you're going into the depths, look through the Soularion Gem Pile for some. They're mostly fake, though.