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Dear Americans,
given recent political developments I want to move to the US of A next year, and I'm looking for someone to adopt me in exchange for maid services and handiwork.
I'm a mid twenties male caucasian with blue eyes, finishing school next year and I want to move the US of A straight away. I do speak English, albeit with a British accent, so people will be able to tell that I'm not a native. Though I'm in good shape, I expect to experience significant weight gain once I'm exposed to real doughnuts.
What are you getting out of this?
As I said, I will be your maid, but I'm also quite handy. I can do basic carpentry work, lay cables and tiles, you name it. No plumbing, though. I will do sexual favours, though if you're male (in states in which gay marriage is permitted), there are certain ground rules that need be discussed beforehand.
As an added bonus, if you're into music, I'll bring my guitar and if you have a piano, I can play and teach you or your kids. Win-win-win.
Of course, as soon as I find steady work, I will pay rent.
Preferably, you should live in the north of either coast or in Wisconsin or Michigan. I prefer rural areas near a body of water. Bayous don't count.
I'm spending the time from August 2015 to May / June 2016 in Stanford, California, so if you're from around there, we can meet over freedom fries and cow-meat to further discuss matter and come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
See you in the home of the brave!
  
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Netherlands6191 Posts
I thought you were German?
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presumably he learned english from the country in europe that invented english.
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On January 29 2015 04:47 dravernor wrote:
I thought you were German?
I think many English teachers in Germany are British so they take on that accent.
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On January 29 2015 04:47 dravernor wrote:
I thought you were German?
Yes, but you wouldn't be able to tell. Brits can sometimes, but Americans can't.
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Netherlands6191 Posts
Oh, okay. Good luck!
If it works out for you let me know and maybe I'll try too
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I thought you were American already.
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United States15275 Posts
I expect to experience significant weight gain
This breaks rule #137 of the Waifu Clause. Sorry, you're not invited to my sleepovers
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On January 29 2015 05:54 CosmicSpiral wrote:This breaks rule #137 of the Waifu Clause. Sorry, you're not invited to my sleepovers
Come on, don't you appreciate some junk in the trunk?
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On January 29 2015 05:54 CosmicSpiral wrote:This breaks rule #137 of the Waifu Clause. Sorry, you're not invited to my sleepovers
can i come to teh sleepovers?
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Dude Stanford is one of my possible PhD destinations! If I get accepted there we should definetely meet 
(I already feel the bad luck now and I will end up rejected everywhere xD)
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I will find a way to get you into Canada if you make great beer.
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On January 29 2015 06:23 PhoenixVoid wrote:
I will find a way to get you into Canada if you make great beer.
Canada? Dare I say that's even cooler?
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If you're willing to be my hoe and me being your pimp I might be interested.
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Netherlands6191 Posts
On January 29 2015 05:09 SixStrings wrote:
I thought you were American already.
No, I was just subtly hinted to to move there.
What gave you that impression?
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On January 30 2015 01:41 dravernor wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2015 05:09 SixStrings wrote:
I thought you were American already. No, I was just subtly hinted to to move there. What gave you that impression?
Not sure. Maybe statistics, I'm assuming everyone here is an American, as long as their profile doesn't say otherwise.
I think I would want to live in Oregon.
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Mod edit: Sorry. This is not allowed.
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