EPTAnyway, boy, do I have a story to tell.
So a bit of backstory, when I was still a senior in Marching Band, as a prank, one of the little freshman kiddies gave me some handcuffs to play with. I would handcuff myself to people, handcuff people to each other...I had a lot of fun with those. I even handcuffed myself to Jamie once. But in the end, I ended up using them mainly as a bike lock, because I didn't actually own one and I biked everywhere.
So then Jamie had just gotten back to our hometown from college, and she calls me up and asks if I want to hang out. I was in town at the time too (my school hadn't ended), so I agreed. I was debating whether to drive or not, but I decided not to, since I figured I'd enjoy the scenery on the way to Jamie's. It wasn't that long of a bike ride anyway.
So we get to her place, and I play some piano for her to bedazzle her while she was doing chores and stuff, and then we just sort of filled each other in about our lives. Then, we walked around town and I had her sit on the back of my bike (I had just gotten a bar thing installed, it was very stereotypical of asian movie sort of thing and it was nice having her hug me from behind), and then we cruised town, ate dinner, and then went back to her place.
Once again, her parents and her brother were gone. After reading the comments on my first blog, I knew what I had to do.
So Jamie and I were watching Transformers together, because she had never seen it before apparently and I was like you need some explosions in your life, lady. But I stopped paying attention to the movie about halfway through it, and I kept inching closer and closer to Jamie. Eventually I put my arm around her, and she leaned onto me.
A few moments later, we were making out. Now, I had never really made out with a girl before, I mean I've kissed girls, but this was kind of a new thing for me and it was very...wet and I didn't really know what to do so I just did whatever and it was really interesting.
Then she just starts freaking crying for some reason and she's like super upset about how we didn't date when we were still in high school and how there's so much that we could've done together and I'm seriously sitting there not knowing what to do and her face is inches from mine and she's just crying on me and like half-making out with/drooling on me this whole time.
Now, as a person who doesn't get that much game, I have an epic raging boner right now. And as she leaned onto me and I collapsed on my back...it like grazed her leg. And it was pretty hard. (If you read my addiction to pr0n blog, you'd probably understand why) And she looks me dead in the eye and there was this moment of like super intensity before she just like smothers herself onto me.
Apparently she liked me this whole time. Whoda thunk
Anyway, so then she puts her hands on my chest and my nipples get super hard and I'm literally super confused so I like do what I see people do in pr0n and I pick her up, carry her upstairs to her bedroom, and slam her on the bed.
"Wait!" She says. "I'm gonna change." And she like was half smiling, and still kind of crying.
"Okay." I said, and I went outside her room.
I have such a raging boner that it's kind of hard to walk at this point, and then I had the epic realization that I really, really had to freaking pee because I downed like 7 glasses of water at dinner. So I go to her brother's bathroom and I'm like trying to make it work but it's really fucking difficult and I make a huge mess and I'm trying to clean it up when she's like looking for me and stuff after she's done changing and I have to make sure that I'm all wiped clean and stuff because I know what's coming next and that would be really awkward...
So I didn't know that my epic erection could be extended...but when I came out and saw Jamie, apparently it could.
She was wearing a freaking schoolgirl outfit.
"Do you like it?" She asks me.
I didn't really know what to say, so I picked her up and we're still making out and we like took our shirts off and her hands were like all over me and my hands were all over her and as a person who had only fantasized about this stuff, it was super insane. I felt so good...
Then my pants came off (which are really, really tight), which released my epic boner and she like starts laughing at me and then...
"Do you still use handcuffs as your bike lock?" She asks.
"Yes." I said.
She immediately gets the handcuffs from my bag and cuffs me to her bed and then just straight up gets on me. I don't quite remember what happened next because it was a bit dizzying, but then all of a sudden I heard the garage door open and I'm like fuck...
And then I remembered. That I didn't bring the fucking key for the handcuffs.
Her brother came home super upset that his date stood him up. And there I was, chained to the bed, my dick super hard, and Jamie was changing as fast as possible and like trying to hide my clothes in places and she had to like bury me under her blankets and I was trying really hard not to laugh at her brother who was a freaking dingus who didn't really like me and it was really awkward lol. He went on for soooooooooooooooooo fucking long about his cringeworthy story of being stood up and shit
I spent the night at her house and I had to give Jamie the keys to my house so she could go to my house and get the freaking keys while I stayed there in her bed and played 2048 for like 2 hours. And then she had stuff to do, so I went home.
How I keep getting away with this, I have no idea.
Don't worry, fellas, I'll get it done next time.
