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[Girl Blog] I'm going pro / retiring - Page 2

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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 01 2014 18:09 GMT
#21
Shauni is the tenth Muse.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 01 2014 18:30 GMT
#22
I was wondering why this felt so familiar. I didn't know Nina was Shauni's alt.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Epoxide
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Magic Woods9326 Posts
April 01 2014 19:22 GMT
#23
potato girl is so fucking cute
LiquipediaSouma: EU MM is just Russian Roulette. Literally.
TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
April 01 2014 19:31 GMT
#24
where is the 10 stars button
~ ~ <°)))><~ ~ ~
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
April 01 2014 20:51 GMT
#25
I thought bear semen was the official tl drink sponsor?
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
April 01 2014 21:24 GMT
#26
wtf....
also girls dont poop, everyone knows that
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 01 2014 23:43 GMT
#27
On April 02 2014 06:24 Shock710 wrote:
wtf....
also girls dont poop, everyone knows that


Magical fairies do.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
April 02 2014 03:51 GMT
#28
On April 02 2014 06:24 Shock710 wrote:
wtf....
also girls dont poop, everyone knows that


Tell it to my toilet.
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50631 Posts
April 02 2014 04:00 GMT
#29
why is that squid eating a lobster.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 02 2014 05:30 GMT
#30
On April 01 2014 19:00 ninazerg wrote:
GOALZ:

1: WIN TOURNY
2: GET PICKED UP BY PROTEAM
3: BECOME PROGRAMMER

4: GO 2 KOREA AND WIN

I'm sorry to say this but a proteam won't have much of a use for someone who isn't a progamer
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
April 02 2014 05:54 GMT
#31
The admixture of parody and heightened reality is heady. Having quaffed the whole, my immediate thought was, "I desire another".
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 02 2014 05:54 GMT
#32
On April 02 2014 14:30 BigFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 19:00 ninazerg wrote:
GOALZ:

1: WIN TOURNY
2: GET PICKED UP BY PROTEAM
3: BECOME PROGRAMMER

4: GO 2 KOREA AND WIN

I'm sorry to say this but a proteam won't have much of a use for someone who isn't a progamer


Let me axe you a serious question. How does one become a professional? They get paid by a sponsored team. How do you join a sponsored team? Get GM on NA server? Naw. You have to win a tournament. Then a team approaches you and says "Hey, want us to sponsor you?" and then you join them, which makes you a pro-gamer.

Also, I said "programmer"
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-02 17:03:56
April 02 2014 17:03 GMT
#33
First part was really worthless (as probably intended, if I had to make a guess), I didn't really care.
I liked the second part though. Feature-worthy!

And all hail the Church of Shauni.
Amanebak
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Czech Republic528 Posts
April 02 2014 19:49 GMT
#34
This is absurd and I like it. It's like real life.
BW
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
12035 Posts
April 02 2014 21:50 GMT
#35
I was going to report the OP as other reason. Not featured. But realised it was a bad idea in the nick of time. Suggest somebody else try it out and see if it works.
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
April 03 2014 01:45 GMT
#36
You're trying too hard, 1/5
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
April 03 2014 01:51 GMT
#37
did that chick just eat a whole lobster?
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 03 2014 02:01 GMT
#38
On April 02 2014 14:54 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 14:30 BigFan wrote:
On April 01 2014 19:00 ninazerg wrote:
GOALZ:

1: WIN TOURNY
2: GET PICKED UP BY PROTEAM
3: BECOME PROGRAMMER

4: GO 2 KOREA AND WIN

I'm sorry to say this but a proteam won't have much of a use for someone who isn't a progamer


Let me axe you a serious question. How does one become a professional? They get paid by a sponsored team. How do you join a sponsored team? Get GM on NA server? Naw. You have to win a tournament. Then a team approaches you and says "Hey, want us to sponsor you?" and then you join them, which makes you a pro-gamer.

Also, I said "programmer"

yep, I caught the programmer. So both a progamer and programmer? Such an epic life being infront of a pc for 13+ hours a day

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm sure this was a purposeful mistake on your part though lol. Cue humour lol.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
April 03 2014 09:30 GMT
#39
On April 03 2014 10:51 9-BiT wrote:
did that chick just eat a whole lobster?


Yeah. And keep in mind, she's incredibly small, so she ate an object 50 times her size and weight.


Hate:

On April 03 2014 06:50 Yurie wrote:
I was going to report the OP as other reason. Not featured. But realised it was a bad idea in the nick of time. Suggest somebody else try it out and see if it works.

On April 03 2014 10:45 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
You're trying too hard, 1/5


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


On April 03 2014 11:01 BigFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 14:54 ninazerg wrote:
On April 02 2014 14:30 BigFan wrote:
On April 01 2014 19:00 ninazerg wrote:
GOALZ:

1: WIN TOURNY
2: GET PICKED UP BY PROTEAM
3: BECOME PROGRAMMER

4: GO 2 KOREA AND WIN

I'm sorry to say this but a proteam won't have much of a use for someone who isn't a progamer


Let me axe you a serious question. How does one become a professional? They get paid by a sponsored team. How do you join a sponsored team? Get GM on NA server? Naw. You have to win a tournament. Then a team approaches you and says "Hey, want us to sponsor you?" and then you join them, which makes you a pro-gamer.

Also, I said "programmer"

yep, I caught the programmer. So both a progamer and programmer? Such an epic life being infront of a pc for 13+ hours a day

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm sure this was a purposeful mistake on your part though lol. Cue humour lol.


No, it was an accident that I will regret for the rest of my life. I never meant to type "programmer"... but I guess I have to live with what I've done.

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
April 04 2014 03:54 GMT
#40
On April 03 2014 10:45 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
You're trying too hard, 1/5


Stare into the dark mirror (for you) that is this OP.
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