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Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
February 25 2014 16:45 GMT
#1
So I've been working in this office for nearly two months now.

For some reason, my cubicle neighbour has come up with the idea that my name is Claude. My name is not Claude, nobody's name is Claude, there is no Claude. I don't know where he got this idea.

But it's a very unusual situation. Like I understand not remembering someone's name, but usually when that happens you avoid addressing them by name until someone else says it, you don't just guess a random name.

At this point he's addressed me as Claude on two separate occasions and both times I was too surprised to correct him, so now he probably feels vindicated in my Claudiness.

TL, how do I resolve this? Should I just be part-Claude for the next two months here? Should I wear a nametag to work? Or just go the boring route and tell him my name is not Claude?

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Darkwhite
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway355 Posts
February 25 2014 16:51 GMT
#2
Start calling him Carl.
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GTPGlitch
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
5061 Posts
February 25 2014 16:52 GMT
#3
Have you ever been attacked by a bear or other wild animal?

Are you sure he's not calling you clawed?
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Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
February 25 2014 16:56 GMT
#4
On February 26 2014 01:52 GTPGlitch wrote:
Have you ever been attacked by a bear or other wild animal?

Are you sure he's not calling you clawed?


I saw a moose once. They don't have claws though. When I was very young a cat swiped me because cats are bitches.

I don't think it's that.
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18869 Posts
February 25 2014 16:59 GMT
#5
On February 26 2014 01:52 GTPGlitch wrote:
Have you ever been attacked by a bear or other wild animal?

Are you sure he's not calling you clawed?

This didn't happen to me nor was it a "wild animal" per se, but my little brother was attacked by a Golden Retriever around the age of 7 and my mom had to kill it with a bat because it wouldn't get off him.
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
February 25 2014 17:01 GMT
#6
Boring route.


Or go to your neighbour to discuss something, and let some other coworker call you for something urgent, of course by your real name. It would be very funny if that coworker would proceed to call you claude just to tease you, increasing the problem.
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
February 25 2014 17:08 GMT
#7
Since it would be impossible to simply tell him your real name, I would suggest wearing some sort of name tag instead.

You could write on it "not Claude" or something so he gets the hint.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-25 17:11:09
February 25 2014 17:08 GMT
#8
On February 26 2014 02:01 Yorbon wrote:
Boring route.


Or go to your neighbour to discuss something, and let some other coworker call you for something urgent, of course by your real name. It would be very funny if that coworker would proceed to call you claude just to tease you, increasing the problem.


Nothing to discuss, we don't work on the same stuff. We've only talked a few times, first about the hockey game vs the U.S. and today he came to jack my 2nd monitor because he noticed I wasn't using it.

On February 26 2014 02:01 Yorbon wrote:
Boring route.

Or go to your neighbour to discuss something, and let some other coworker call you for something urgent, of course by your real name. It would be very funny if that coworker would proceed to call you claude just to tease you, increasing the problem.


Off-topic but I want to say that I love Dutch people on internet forums, they are always the funniest. This post cracks me up, thanks.
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Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
February 25 2014 17:10 GMT
#9
Just tell him your real name and laugh about it as an icebreaker / bonding experience. Things dont have to be awkward as much as they can just be funny.
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
February 25 2014 17:21 GMT
#10
Call him CJ from now on.
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-25 17:48:12
February 25 2014 17:40 GMT
#11
On February 26 2014 01:52 GTPGlitch wrote:
Have you ever been attacked by a bear or other wild animal?

Are you sure he's not calling you clawed?


I think it's pronounced Clohhde

Anyways, the OP is too funy. That's just the best wrong name mix up I could ever wish for. I've never even met a Claude. I have no idea how he would get the idea though.

LOL what does he think your last name is? Hopper?
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hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
February 25 2014 18:17 GMT
#12
On February 26 2014 01:51 Darkwhite wrote:
Start calling him Carl.

The best solution.
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xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4067 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-25 18:46:00
February 25 2014 18:35 GMT
#13
On February 26 2014 01:51 Darkwhite wrote:
Start calling him Carl.

Pure win, haha

On February 26 2014 01:45 Alzadar wrote:
So I've been working in this office for nearly two months now.

For some reason, my cubicle neighbour has come up with the idea that my name is Claude. My name is not Claude, nobody's name is Claude, there is no Claude. I don't know where he got this idea.

But it's a very unusual situation. Like I understand not remembering someone's name, but usually when that happens you avoid addressing them by name until someone else says it, you don't just guess a random name.

At this point he's addressed me as Claude on two separate occasions and both times I was too surprised to correct him, so now he probably feels vindicated in my Claudiness.

TL, how do I resolve this? Should I just be part-Claude for the next two months here? Should I wear a nametag to work? Or
just go the boring route and tell him my name is not Claude?


the correct polite way would be to tell him your real name next time
obviously if i were you i would go the opposite way and twist the situation to get a good laugh out of it. if he's sarcastic to everyone or just generally mocking people, definitely do this; if he is just trying to be friendly and is confused then just go the polite way.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
February 25 2014 18:43 GMT
#14
On February 26 2014 01:51 Darkwhite wrote:
Start calling him Carl.

ROFL. This is the best solution.
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
February 25 2014 19:15 GMT
#15
Wear a name tag one day. He'll notice and no embarrassment for anyone.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
February 25 2014 19:27 GMT
#16
On February 26 2014 04:15 Jerubaal wrote:
Wear a name tag one day. He'll notice and no embarrassment for anyone.


Except for the moron wearing the name tag at work, you mean.
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ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
February 25 2014 19:43 GMT
#17
Pretend to do something that would cause alarm and send him to your boss. When he says "Claude" fucked up, he will he subjected to drug tests and psychiatric evaluation.
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
February 25 2014 20:13 GMT
#18
call him claude next time he calls you claude then tell him you thought it was a term of endearment since its not your name
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Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
February 25 2014 20:31 GMT
#19
This is what happens:
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
February 25 2014 20:40 GMT
#20
On February 26 2014 04:27 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2014 04:15 Jerubaal wrote:
Wear a name tag one day. He'll notice and no embarrassment for anyone.


Except for the moron wearing the name tag at work, you mean.


People wear name tags sometimes. It's not hard to believe that someone just forgot to take it off. You don't have to wear it all day, just for 5 minutes until he sees you.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
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