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[GURL BLOG] omg nudity + help destroy Serejai

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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 09 2013 17:09 GMT
#1
HEY GAIZ, DO U LIEK WAFFELZ?

[image loading]

Then vote for Plexa!

Poll: Plexa vs Serejai?

Plexa (214)
 
84%

Serejai (42)
 
16%

256 total votes

Your vote: Plexa vs Serejai?

(Vote): Plexa
(Vote): Serejai






1 In the beginning Dog created StarCraft. 2 StarCraft was without balance, and OP; and Zerg was ridiculously imba. And the Spirit of Dog was busy programming an expansion.

3 Then Dog said, “Let there be BroodWar”; and there was BroodWar. 4 And Dog saw BroodWar, that it was really good; and Dog divided BroodWar from WarCraft 2. 5 Dog called the BroodWar the best RTS ever, and that was the first day.

6 Then Dog said, “Let there be a bonjwa in the midst of the BroodWar, and let him micro the units with impunity.” 7 Thus Dog made the bonjwa, and divided the noob which were under the bonjwa from the gosus which were below the bonjwa; and it was so. 8 And Dog called the bonjwa Boxer. So the chobos and gosus were separated on the second day.

9 Then Dog said, “Let the Koreans under the heavens be gathered together into one organization, and let KeSPA appear”; and it was so. 10 And Dog called the concept e-Sports, and the gathering together of the players He called KeSPA. And Dog saw that it was okay.

11 Then Dog said, “Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb that can be smoked, and the hemp tree that yields marijuana according to its kind, whose seed is in itself, on the earth”; and it was so. 12 And the earth brought forth grass, the herb that can be smoked, and the tree that yields hemp, whose seed is in itself according to its kind. And Dog saw that it was good. Real good. 13 So the evening and the morning were the third day.


Then a bunch of other stuff happened, and Teamliquid was created, and Plexa was named as the Waffle-King of the realm of Teamliquid. In case you don't know who Plexa is, let me highlight some facts about him that are real:

  • He invented pizza.
  • He is a baller and is balling out of control 24/7.
  • He is kind, caring and understand and helps TL users out regularly.
  • He once saved a kitten from a fiery inferno and nursed it back to health, and that kitten went on to be a seeing-eye-cat for a wounded soldier.
  • He is the kind of guy you would have a beer with.
  • He has waffles as his icon.


Now, there is, of course, an adversary. Serejai. He went and spoiled Game of Thrones and had to get banned, then called the mods "nazis" and I think he actually meant it. Here are some facts about Serejai:

  • He pisses on his friends while they're sleeping. What an asshole.
  • Is a bitch.
  • He's "That guy" who thinks he's being funny by being an obnoxious jerk.
  • He is a Republican and voted for George W. Bush both times.
  • His favorite music artist is Miley Cyrus.
  • His favorite movie is Undisputed III and adamantly argues it's a better story of freedom from prison than Shawshank Redemption.
  • He eats poop every evening for dinner.


He can be summed up best this way:

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or this:

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Whoa, pretty scary shit, huh? Well, it gets worse. He is FIGURATIVELY WORSE THAN HITLER. And by that, I mean literally. I can't think of any reason to vote for Serejai over Plexa, but of course, Serejai has a powerful legion of followers and fans who are basically a brainwashed cult of mini-Jais that do his bidding. They do anything he asks for. If he goes "Suck my dick!" they just do it, no questions asked.

He is about one step above those cleavage-girls who suck at video games, but get tons of attention while they laugh about how they're 'hustling desperate geeks' and beg for money while cussing everyone and their mother out. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a sex-change to do just that. I could spend the rest of the day literally gathering quotes of him being a total douche, and quotes of Plexa being super-cool to people. So we have to draw a line in the sand and take a stand today. Are we going to stand with waffles and goodness, or we gonna stand with some random troll and kill e-Sports?

MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

Everything I said in this blog is pretty much accurate

***
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 17:23:17
December 09 2013 17:20 GMT
#2
#teamjai number 1

Also what do you have against miley cyrus. If you hate on miley you ARE worse than hitler.

1/5 for voting against serejai the supreme dark ruler of TL

make sure to always watch look over your shoulder

otherwise....

"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
December 09 2013 17:22 GMT
#3
So voting for Serejai is like voting for hurting elephants E-SPORTS? Can't have that.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 17:23:38
December 09 2013 17:23 GMT
#4
lack of nudity, 1 star, voted plexa
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 09 2013 17:27 GMT
#5
Poll: MAKE THE REAL CHOICE

SNES (21)
 
100%

21 total votes

Your vote: MAKE THE REAL CHOICE

(Vote): SNES



1 star
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Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
December 09 2013 17:29 GMT
#6
On December 10 2013 02:09 ninazerg wrote:
Whoa, pretty scary shit, huh? Well, it gets worse. He is FIGURATIVELY WORSE THAN HITLER. And by that, I mean literally.

I declare my undying, everlasting, true, honest love for you. You are the best, most awesome and funniest person to ever walk this earth and your name should stand in line with people like Gandhi, Jesus and Mandela!
+ Show Spoiler +
By that I mean I'm gonna vote for you if there is a popularity contest next year.
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 09 2013 17:40 GMT
#7
On December 10 2013 02:20 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
#teamjai number 1

Also what do you have against miley cyrus. If you hate on miley you ARE worse than hitler.

1/5 for voting against serejai the supreme dark ruler of TL

make sure to always watch look over your shoulder

otherwise....



Ride his nuts more please. Please, do that. PLEASE!
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
December 09 2013 17:43 GMT
#8
u hav me vote nanazerg
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
Chezus
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands427 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 17:53:48
December 09 2013 17:53 GMT
#9
Very convincing. None of the promised nudity however. Y u do dis.

I guess you can still have my vote.

Also I don't like Serejai so that was easy.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 09 2013 17:56 GMT
#10
On December 10 2013 02:43 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
u hav me vote nanazerg


u rox

On December 10 2013 02:53 Chezus wrote:
Very convincing. None of the promised nudity however. Y u do dis.

I guess you can still have my vote.

Also I don't like Serejai so that was easy.


It was a metaphor for Serejai being stripped down to who he truly is: A cat molester. A bully and a jerk.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 09 2013 17:56 GMT
#11
where is the nudity and destruction

DISAPPOINTED
Legalize drugs and murder.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 18:39:55
December 09 2013 18:39 GMT
#12
when did you become such a high level poster? while we were all jerking off and retreating to our steam chats/irc/private forums to complain about sc2 like grumpy hermit crabs in search of new shells you were still out here, grinding it out in the raw zones, the brood war forums and blogs, where the essence of esports and love has always been and always will be. this blog isnt as strong as your other recent compositions (probably because it has a straight-forward purpose? my personal preference is for art to have an element of meaninglessness to it) but all the signs of quality are swirling around in here. 2013 was your breakout year, ninazerg, and i'm excited to see 2014. thanks for giving me hope in these forums.
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Kittan
Profile Joined April 2012
Poland3999 Posts
December 09 2013 18:42 GMT
#13
Somebody doesn't worship the Shawshank Redemption!?1 RAWR ANGRY MOB RAWR!

Also I totally vote for waffles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81288 <--- How I fell in love with a man, a team, a game and a website in a single day... | "There are no false gods, there is only the Emperor, and Choi Yun Sung is his prophet." -> Zona 40k
GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 18:46:59
December 09 2013 18:46 GMT
#14


Vote NinaZerg ?




? added to compensate for potential bias
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 09 2013 18:51 GMT
#15
On December 10 2013 03:39 intrigue wrote:
when did you become such a high level poster? while we were all jerking off and retreating to our steam chats/irc/private forums to complain about sc2 like grumpy hermit crabs in search of new shells you were still out here, grinding it out in the raw zones, the brood war forums and blogs, where the essence of esports and love has always been and always will be. this blog isnt as strong as your other recent compositions (probably because it has a straight-forward purpose? my personal preference is for art to have an element of meaninglessness to it) but all the signs of quality are swirling around in here. 2013 was your breakout year, ninazerg, and i'm excited to see 2014. thanks for giving me hope in these forums.

its strange seeing someone you so desperately want to become when you can't and shouldn't
posting on liquid sites in current year
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 19:55:43
December 09 2013 19:54 GMT
#16
On December 10 2013 03:51 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2013 03:39 intrigue wrote:
when did you become such a high level poster? while we were all jerking off and retreating to our steam chats/irc/private forums to complain about sc2 like grumpy hermit crabs in search of new shells you were still out here, grinding it out in the raw zones, the brood war forums and blogs, where the essence of esports and love has always been and always will be. this blog isnt as strong as your other recent compositions (probably because it has a straight-forward purpose? my personal preference is for art to have an element of meaninglessness to it) but all the signs of quality are swirling around in here. 2013 was your breakout year, ninazerg, and i'm excited to see 2014. thanks for giving me hope in these forums.

its strange seeing someone you so desperately want to become when you can't and shouldn't

level of creepiness: (shauni - 1)/10
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 09 2013 19:56 GMT
#17
no prob intrigue likes shauni
posting on liquid sites in current year
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
December 09 2013 20:19 GMT
#18
when are you going to blog about intrigue? sing him a lovesong? print out his posts and decipher the hidden messages?? move to DC? take photos from him whenever he leaves the house?
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-09 22:22:11
December 09 2013 20:39 GMT
#19
On December 10 2013 05:19 Hryul wrote:
when are you going to blog about intrigue? sing him a lovesong? print out his posts and decipher the hidden messages?? move to DC? take photos from him whenever he leaves the house?

do any of those things sound like something shauni would do

wait no i missed the first sentence, ok

maybe i can blog about her

EDIT ok r u hapy now
posting on liquid sites in current year
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
December 09 2013 20:59 GMT
#20
where is team serejai?! 15 votes? this shit is fixed.
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