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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
The fuck, kid? | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
JUST. ONE. | ||
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NeuroticPsychosis
United States322 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:32 NeuroticPsychosis wrote: That's why you give them candy with your own hands and don't let them just take as much as they want. Yea, but I want kids to be able to choose what they want instead of being stuck with candy they don't like. We got a big variety bag that has like 10 different kinds. Like me, I love twix but hate almond joy's, if I got stuck with an almond joy I would be sad. Kids are trying to ruin it for everybody! | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
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Meru
United States219 Posts
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:43 SnipedSoul wrote: Tell them that some of the candy is poisoned and they need to choose wisely. American parents are too paranoid for that. If I said that I would have the police at my door. | ||
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:53 SnipedSoul wrote: Tell them that some of the candy is socialist and they need to choose wisely. That will put a scare in 'em! Since I live in Houston, mother of god that would be terrifying to them! On November 01 2013 09:54 Mothra wrote: No worries he'll be morbidly obese in 10 years. He was black, so probably diabetes too. | ||
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Targe
United Kingdom14103 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:31 Grobyc wrote: Chase that motherfucker down. JUST. ONE. hahaha | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
Almost nobody complained, probably because our decor scared the bajeezus out of them, but still. | ||
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micronesia
United States24723 Posts
Would be hilarious, albeit a terrible idea, for you to overreact and just chase after the kid, demanding your candy back. | ||
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 10:30 micronesia wrote: I suggest two pieces per kid unless they are large pieces. My family has always had two bowls; one with small pieces of candy and another with small bags of pretzels, and instructed kids to take one from each. Would be hilarious, albeit a terrible idea, for you to overreact and just chase after the kid, demanding your candy back. The neighborhood I am in is quite busy. Handing out 1 piece per person (aside from these dick kids) I ran out after about 45 minutes with 2 gigantic mixed bags. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 12:08 Jerubaal wrote: When I was younger (grew up in south Texas) my mom would tell me that crazy people in Houston put glass in candy. This rumor goes everywhere. If not glass, then razors. Sometimes injected poison. I was taught to inspect my candy to see if it had been tampered with when I was younger. EDIT: I grew up on new mexico | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On November 01 2013 12:46 TheRabidDeer wrote: This rumor goes everywhere. If not glass, then razors. Sometimes injected poison. I was taught to inspect my candy to see if it had been tampered with when I was younger. EDIT: I grew up on new mexico I guess it's just one of those things parents do to make their kids paranoid and be super careful. | ||
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StarStruck
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ObviousOne
United States3704 Posts
I blame the parents (or lack thereof). | ||
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Kojak21
Canada1104 Posts
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NeuroticPsychosis
United States322 Posts
On November 01 2013 13:13 Jerubaal wrote: I guess it's just one of those things parents do to make their kids paranoid and be super careful. I thought it was one of things parents did to make kids eat less candy | ||
TheEmulator
28092 Posts
On November 01 2013 13:28 Kojak21 wrote: jeez i got like 10 kids for halloween We got 207. Also my mom overbought candy again (like usual). So at the end when older kids were coming around we were handing out like 10-20 a piece, rofl. | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
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Rain
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Rain
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
On November 01 2013 17:29 TheEmulator wrote: We got 207. Also my mom overbought candy again (like usual). So at the end when older kids were coming around we were handing out like 10-20 a piece, rofl. The Vikings are coming! Hide your children! *waits for impending Eri sighting* | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32083 Posts
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guN-viCe
United States687 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:30 TheRabidDeer wrote: What the hell is with kids, man? Handing out candy for Halloween, so I just hold the bowl out and tell them to pick one. Big group of kids comes around, and the first 2 or 3 in line take like 2 big handfuls and I am just like, "whoa whoa, just 1 or we won't have enough for everybody". One of the kids looks me dead in the eyes and says, "just one?" then quickly grabs another handful and disappears into the crowd. The fuck, kid? It sounds to me that most of the kids were behaved and listened to you. Just because one or two kids were assholes doesn't mean there is something wrong with "kids". I'm not sure why your so upset about this lol.. | ||
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StarStruck
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Kevin_Sorbo
Canada3217 Posts
I guess its nothing personal. | ||
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Dfgj
Singapore5922 Posts
On November 02 2013 01:00 Kevin_Sorbo wrote: they were probably high on sugar already. Kids lose most of their inhibitions when they are under its influence. I guess its nothing personal. I think you're confusing sugar with something that actually does something to your mind. | ||
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HeeroFX
United States2704 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 02 2013 02:03 HeeroFX wrote: That's why you give them candy yourself. And in all fairness......only one....lame I am not spending $100+ on candy. Like I say, 1-2 piece per (a lot grabbed 2, but I dont really care if 2 were taken) and we ran out after only about 45 minutes. That is 2 of these: http://www.amazon.com/Hersheys-All-Chocolate-Pieces-Ounce/dp/B001444G5Q/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t (though we did have some for ourselves before halloween, probably like 20 pieces) | ||
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Gamegene
United States8308 Posts
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screamingpalm
United States1527 Posts
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NovemberstOrm
Canada16217 Posts
On November 01 2013 17:29 TheEmulator wrote: We got 207. Also my mom overbought candy again (like usual). So at the end when older kids were coming around we were handing out like 10-20 a piece, rofl. we got like 8 kids at our door haha | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44971 Posts
 It's free candy. The kids are young and don't really care about strangers not getting any candy after they leave your house. Either hand them the desired number of candies, or just accept the fact that if it were up to the children, your bowl would be empty by trick-or-treater #5. It's not "right", but you certainly have control over how many pieces the kids each get from your house. | ||
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Fumanchu
Canada669 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 02 2013 21:38 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: I didn't realize that some adults were still silly enough to expect little kids to only take one piece of candy It's free candy. The kids are young and don't really care about strangers not getting any candy after they leave your house. Either hand them the desired number of candies, or just accept the fact that if it were up to the children, your bowl would be empty by trick-or-treater #5. It's not "right", but you certainly have control over how many pieces the kids each get from your house. It wasnt like a 4 year old or something. The kid was like 10 and knew what he was doing lol I guess I will just hand it out next year. If you dont like almond joy, well then too bad. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44971 Posts
On November 03 2013 04:11 TheRabidDeer wrote: It wasnt like a 4 year old or something. The kid was like 10 and knew what he was doing lol I guess I will just hand it out next year. If you dont like almond joy, well then too bad. I love Almond Joy :D And greed (especially regarding candy) knows no age restriction! | ||
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