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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
The fuck, kid? | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
JUST. ONE. | ||
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NeuroticPsychosis
United States322 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:32 NeuroticPsychosis wrote: That's why you give them candy with your own hands and don't let them just take as much as they want. Yea, but I want kids to be able to choose what they want instead of being stuck with candy they don't like. We got a big variety bag that has like 10 different kinds. Like me, I love twix but hate almond joy's, if I got stuck with an almond joy I would be sad. Kids are trying to ruin it for everybody! | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
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Meru
United States219 Posts
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:43 SnipedSoul wrote: Tell them that some of the candy is poisoned and they need to choose wisely. American parents are too paranoid for that. If I said that I would have the police at my door. | ||
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:53 SnipedSoul wrote: Tell them that some of the candy is socialist and they need to choose wisely. That will put a scare in 'em! Since I live in Houston, mother of god that would be terrifying to them! On November 01 2013 09:54 Mothra wrote: No worries he'll be morbidly obese in 10 years. He was black, so probably diabetes too. | ||
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Targe
United Kingdom14103 Posts
On November 01 2013 09:31 Grobyc wrote: Chase that motherfucker down. JUST. ONE. hahaha | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
Almost nobody complained, probably because our decor scared the bajeezus out of them, but still. | ||
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micronesia
United States24612 Posts
Would be hilarious, albeit a terrible idea, for you to overreact and just chase after the kid, demanding your candy back. | ||
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 10:30 micronesia wrote: I suggest two pieces per kid unless they are large pieces. My family has always had two bowls; one with small pieces of candy and another with small bags of pretzels, and instructed kids to take one from each. Would be hilarious, albeit a terrible idea, for you to overreact and just chase after the kid, demanding your candy back. The neighborhood I am in is quite busy. Handing out 1 piece per person (aside from these dick kids) I ran out after about 45 minutes with 2 gigantic mixed bags. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
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TheRabidDeer
United States3806 Posts
On November 01 2013 12:08 Jerubaal wrote: When I was younger (grew up in south Texas) my mom would tell me that crazy people in Houston put glass in candy. This rumor goes everywhere. If not glass, then razors. Sometimes injected poison. I was taught to inspect my candy to see if it had been tampered with when I was younger. EDIT: I grew up on new mexico | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On November 01 2013 12:46 TheRabidDeer wrote: This rumor goes everywhere. If not glass, then razors. Sometimes injected poison. I was taught to inspect my candy to see if it had been tampered with when I was younger. EDIT: I grew up on new mexico I guess it's just one of those things parents do to make their kids paranoid and be super careful. | ||
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StarStruck
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