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Me and my future ex stoma!

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TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-08 23:34:14
October 08 2013 23:33 GMT
#1
Im gonna get me a stoma! My doctor is pretty much tired of having me around all day so she said that i'm gonna get a stoma. I'm sure i'm gonna rock that stoma like no other. I'm gonna be the reason why all the single ladies will fake a stomach disease just so they can have one of their own. Then me and all the single ladies can link up our stomas and connect in a way never recorded in history. It'll be so awesome. All the couples will be so jelous. Holy stoma shit it's going to be the best moment i the history of mankind. The end.
Copyright TheSwedishFan.
In memory of all the single ladies with no stomas.

*****
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3837 Posts
October 08 2013 23:38 GMT
#2
DELICIOUS

pls don't die kk
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
October 09 2013 00:04 GMT
#3
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Here is a model i made that demonstrates how everything will work. Hope it makes more sence now.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
October 09 2013 00:14 GMT
#4
Ah stomas.. that takes me back to a worse time.
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Former Stoma site

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Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
October 09 2013 01:27 GMT
#5
Wasn't there a Strokes song called Stoma?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
October 09 2013 01:47 GMT
#6
On October 09 2013 10:27 Jerubaal wrote:
Wasn't there a Strokes song called Stoma?

You're thinking of soma. As in the drug from Brave New World.
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
October 09 2013 03:01 GMT
#7
Is that some Jokewood?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
October 09 2013 10:27 GMT
#8
I can't be the only one that had to google what a stoma is...
HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
October 09 2013 14:32 GMT
#9
On October 09 2013 19:27 MtlGuitarist97 wrote:
I can't be the only one that had to google what a stoma is...


You were not.
English is my second language though, kekeke.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 09 2013 14:35 GMT
#10
I googled stoma

I regret it.
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ulan-bat
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
China403 Posts
October 09 2013 15:22 GMT
#11
Modern pouching systems enable most individuals to resume normal activities and lifestyles after surgery, often with no outward physical evidence of the stoma or its pouching system.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoma_(medicine)

Good luck!
"Short games, shorts, summer weather, those things bring the heat!" - EG.iNcontroL
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 09 2013 21:48 GMT
#12
is it weird that I'd never heard of this before?

that being said, I admire your lighthearted take towards it -- good luck!!
TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 09:16:01
October 10 2013 06:30 GMT
#13
On October 09 2013 23:35 lichter wrote:
I googled stoma

I regret it.

Thanks that's really kind of you.

In my case i'll get a Kock pouch. I'm really bad at explaining things so i'll just paste some information.

"The Kock Pouch is an example of a continent ileostomy, so called because the contents of the small intestine stay within the body until the patient decides to empty it. The Kock pouch consists of a reservoir constructed from the small intestine, and a nipple valve which keeps the contents of the reservoir inside the body, and permits entry of an external catheter to drain the pouch when desired.
The catheter is a simple hollow plastic tube. It is inserted about 5 inches into the stoma, and the contents of the reservoir come out on their own. Immediately after surgery the pouch is emptied about every three hours, because the reservoir is small. But following the surgery it grows in size until it can be emptied only 3 or 4 times a day, approximately 2 months after surgery. In the absence of late night meals, it is rare to have to get up at night to empty. This is in contrast to some of the alternative surgeries such as the J pouch, where night time emptyings are generally necessary. In between emptyings, the stoma is covered with a piece of gauze to absorb the mucus coming from it. The stoma is typically about 1/2 inch in diameter."- source http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~pls/kock/

It's not really a stoma. It's more a reservoar inside the body. So i dont have to deal with a bag hanging from my stomach. There will be a hole in the stomach that is covered with a bandage.

Here's a picture of what it'll hopefully look like
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That being said. I haven't really decided if i want to go through with the operation. My doctor says it'll make my life liveable and it would increase the the quality. However, i'm not sure how i would coupe living a life where i'm referenced as "the guy with a stoma".

There is no going back if i make the call that i want a stoma.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
October 10 2013 06:35 GMT
#14
Oh god why am I such a sucker for links

Good luck with whatever you decide man
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
October 10 2013 07:56 GMT
#15
Curiously, what condition led you to possibly requiring a stoma?
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TheSwedishFan
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden608 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 09:06:53
October 10 2013 09:05 GMT
#16
On October 10 2013 16:56 Firebolt145 wrote:
Curiously, what condition led you to possibly requiring a stoma?

I suffer from Crohns disease. My rectum is so damaged that i can barely squeeze out a shit. Recently i got a fistula that went from my rectum to my seminal vesicle. I got terrified when i had a wank and my sperm was red and filled with blood. Oh, god that image will never go away.
"Suck it" - Kennigit 2012
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
October 10 2013 09:15 GMT
#17
Fair enough. Haven't heard of Crohn's causing problems with the penis though.
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 10 2013 10:42 GMT
#18
I thought that a temporary stoma was possible as well...
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34507 Posts
October 10 2013 11:18 GMT
#19
On October 10 2013 19:42 B.I.G. wrote:
I thought that a temporary stoma was possible as well...

They are, but Crohn's is a lifetime condition so a temporary stoma won't really achieve anything.
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
October 10 2013 12:22 GMT
#20
Isn't Crohn's also the desease where you get the regular dyalisis (if that's how you spell it)? I think my friend's brother has the same ailment and lives relatively normally with medicine and aforementioned dyalisis...
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