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I have always been an outgoing person, I say hello to people in the street, and they look at me, in surprise, and don't respond most of the time. But I started talking with this random guy the other day, he was quite large, we were at a faulty parking meter discussing what to do, we didn't want to get a ticket. We strayed from speaking about the parking and spoke about random current events, we did so for quite a while until a clever guy came and saw a telephone number on the parking meter and called them up. They told him its okay you can park there it is no issue it wont be fixed until in a few hours.
"Hell yea! free parking for hours! " my newly acquired friend exclaimed and tried to high five me. Now I was a bit slow, it felt ridiculous for grown men to high five each other, but I slowly went for it, but it had become awkward in this slight pause, and he took his hand down just as I was about to high five him back, so he brought his hand up again to high five me and we had the most uninspired high five in history. An awkward pause ensued, and trying to break it he told me he was grabbing something to eat and I should join him. I just looked at the guy knowing that the terrible high five had ruined this potential friendship. So I told him I was in a hurry and got out of there, in reality I just wanted to get away from the guy.
So I walked down the street feeling the fresh air above my head, and I deciding to calm my nerves fully and went into a filthy bar that I passed, a decision I now ponder a lot. I had seen white trash on TV and from afar, never up close, but I only realised what kind of people I was dealing with after I had ordered a gigantic jug of beer. Now a grand bellied man came up and sat down next to me, I thought I could smell the odour of a wife beater, sweat, now imagining he would start talking to me about what techniques he uses, how to keep your wife mouth shut except when its wrapped around your penis. It wasn't to be, my imagination had gone off a bit. I moved to a seat to the left so one seat separated us, I couldn't stand his smell. He took notice and studied me closely, and told me "Don'tcha wanna sit next to me?"
"I'm sorry, I've only seen your kind on TV before" I said to him, hoping he would understand.
So I woke up in the hospital today and I'm writing this with a black eye and a distinct pain in my chest, but I try to keep my spirit up despite the hospital food.
 
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Unfortunately, these are no longer believable.
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what are you, some kind of gullible fool
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Estonia4644 Posts
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A very interesting story indeed
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Hahaha  The ending was great
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that's the most stereotypical/racist comment I've read this whole summer. I really really really hope this is a story just so i can question what drives you to write about this in the first place rather then why do you put yourself in these kinds of situations so often?
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Yeah i should probably write happy things for happy people that ends with happy american endings
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On July 04 2013 01:21 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
Yeah i should probably write happy things for happy people that ends with happy american endings
i never said/implied that
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On July 04 2013 00:07 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
what are you, some kind of gullible fool
How am I gullible for not believing your story...
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^^ his story is true.. I was the clever guy who told them to call in
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On July 04 2013 02:55 needcomputer wrote:
^^ his story is true.. I was the clever guy who told them to call in
SURE you were lol. I have no idea what to think now. I wish it were true, it sounded like a good story, although I didn't like how he acted in the ending
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Guys, can't you tell this is epishade's alt account? He's laddering the TL blog section with short stories as a different race. Can't you tell a smurf when you see one?
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Nice try, but he lives in Fiji as you can clearly see.
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we're not the same person, take note of my earlier account that I used in 2007-2009 before I got banned: MarklarMarklar
but now I am pardoned to use this account since I obviously (read op) have matured
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On July 03 2013 23:54 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
"I'm sorry, I've only seen your kind on TV before" I said to him, hoping he would understand.
I don't understand what you intended to tell him :/
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how about you give us a pic of yourself in the hospital, with your black eye, holding a sign saying: "ye sorry it didn't happen"
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On July 04 2013 19:37 Stratos wrote:
how about you give us a pic of yourself in the hospital, with your black eye, holding a sign saying: "ye sorry it didn't happen"
why would i do that? are you a gullible fool!
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