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MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 27 2013 10:51 GMT
#1
I knew when I saw my neighbour for the first time that he wouldn't be just any other neighbour. He was special. I mentioned earlier that he rode the bus, which he does once in a while, and I make sure I get on for the ride to see where he is going. The bus stop is right next to us on the street. I go in by the front and pay, he goes in by the large middle doors and doesn't pay, I never knew why but I guess it's just a bother to make him pay because he cant get to the front, I get a bit jealous he can ride the bus for free. He stands there in the middle during the bus ride, and I stare at him all this time and once he looked at me, but I figure he is used to be stared at so I kept staring at him and eventually he stopped looking back. He tries to hold on in the turns but his belly and ass just flies around, gravity isn't his friend. He gets off down town, and here there are a lot of people and he clogs up the street, people try to get by and not touch him, a challenge. I am a bit behind him so he wont see me, I doubt id lose track of this guy. He walks into a small electronics store, I think damn, how did he get in through that door? I'll just wait outside.

So after maybe ten minutes he comes out with a robot like this under his arm:
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He starts walking towards me and I panic and run into a small store where a guy with a turban stands by the counter, he looks at me in my panic, it was a bit awkward, so I begin browsing the noodles and candy bars eventually putting something concealable in my pocket. Now I need to get out, I look at his goods like i'm disappointed he doesn't have something, I gesticulate with my hands that I couldn't find something, then I walk out, I dont want to lose track of my neighbour. But it is all fine, he was at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to go home.

The next day I saw him put this string on the edge of his lawn and this bot began going around cutting his grass, I thought technology had gone too far, and thought of what the robots in the matrix did.

**
Hello there
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
June 27 2013 11:26 GMT
#2
So was the candy bar good?
Religion: Buckethead
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 27 2013 11:33 GMT
#3
What no i took a nail clipper
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balls516
Profile Joined June 2013
China35 Posts
June 27 2013 12:12 GMT
#4
troll status confirmed.

User was banned for this post.
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 27 2013 12:49 GMT
#5
On June 27 2013 21:12 balls516 wrote:
troll status confirmed.


if someone is a troll its you, you are scum

User was warned for this post
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29904 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 13:19:08
June 27 2013 13:18 GMT
#6
Marklar's blogs instant 5/5
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 27 2013 13:27 GMT
#7
Ridiculous, I can't defend myself in my own blog.
Hello there
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29904 Posts
June 27 2013 13:34 GMT
#8
Callin anyone a scum is not defined as defending on TL
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
June 27 2013 14:16 GMT
#9
On June 27 2013 22:27 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
Ridiculous, I can't defend myself in my own blog.


There is a difference between defending yourself and calling people scum. Now just drop it and move on please
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
futility
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Japan134 Posts
June 27 2013 15:53 GMT
#10
This blog and fat neighbor part 1 had me in tears. Your blog is a gift to all of TL, please never stop posting.
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
June 27 2013 16:10 GMT
#11
looking forward to part 3
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22212 Posts
June 27 2013 16:27 GMT
#12
Next step: hide in his house, steal his underwear, take pics.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6597 Posts
June 27 2013 16:28 GMT
#13
On June 27 2013 22:34 739 wrote:
Callin anyone a scum is not defined as defending on TL


if you're playing mafia on TL it is

Anyway awesome blog <3 5/5
LiquidDota Staff
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
June 27 2013 16:57 GMT
#14
you should hide in your attic and throw eraser shavings at his hair
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 17:20:20
June 27 2013 17:18 GMT
#15
If you want to call someone scum, play mafia. You can do it all day there.

Wait, you shoplifted so that you could stalk someone? What is wrong with you? These blogs remind me of epishade's blogs.
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
June 27 2013 18:17 GMT
#16
On June 27 2013 22:18 739 wrote:
Marklar's blogs instant 5/5


They are strangely entertaining.
Irre
Profile Joined August 2010
United States646 Posts
June 27 2013 18:51 GMT
#17
you are gonna get murdered by that guy, Fat Disturbia style
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
June 27 2013 19:03 GMT
#18
On June 28 2013 02:18 jrkirby wrote:
If you want to call someone scum, play mafia. You can do it all day there.

Wait, you shoplifted so that you could stalk someone? What is wrong with you? These blogs remind me of epishade's blogs.

I hope that's not a bad thing.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
June 27 2013 20:02 GMT
#19
Note to self: don't live in an apartment/condo forever. Find a place where I have to take care of the lawn, so that my kids have to mow by push mower and don't turn out to be some big slugs.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 27 2013 22:53 GMT
#20
On June 28 2013 03:51 Irre wrote:
you are gonna get murdered by that guy, Fat Disturbia style


Under the rolls, nobody can hear you scream.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
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