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Picking Up Girls, A Sadly Accurate Dramatization - Page 2

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FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
May 30 2013 03:13 GMT
#21
hahaha this was hilarious
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
May 30 2013 09:43 GMT
#22
On May 26 2013 17:25 Incze wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2013 12:10 jrkirby wrote:
Geez bibbit, you can't even pick up chicks in your fantasies.


If I could rate this 5 stars, I would.



Bibbit, if I were you just fuck the chicks in your fantasy porn style, saves time fapping.

Bibbit: Can I have some cock coat, dick sock, condom?

Cashier: I am sorry? What did you say?!?

Bibbit: %#@! oh sorry if I snapped! dfshsdfjskdfjhsfkjfs!

Cashier: I am sorry sir, I never mean to upset you. Customers are always right.

Bibbit: ....

Cashier: Sorry, I been a bad girl. Can you punish me? (invites bibbit at the storage room)

< 2 minutes later in the storage room on > Cashier naked on top of a freezer

Bibbit: (Grunts!) yeeeahh!! who's your daddy bitch?! (Slap Slap Slap!!!)

The End!
I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2503 Posts
May 30 2013 11:14 GMT
#23
On May 30 2013 18:43 woreyour wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2013 17:25 Incze wrote:
On May 26 2013 12:10 jrkirby wrote:
Geez bibbit, you can't even pick up chicks in your fantasies.


If I could rate this 5 stars, I would.



Bibbit, if I were you just fuck the chicks in your fantasy porn style, saves time fapping.

Bibbit: Can I have some cock coat, dick sock, condom?

Cashier: I am sorry? What did you say?!?

Bibbit: %#@! oh sorry if I snapped! dfshsdfjskdfjhsfkjfs!

Cashier: I am sorry sir, I never mean to upset you. Customers are always right.

Bibbit: ....

Cashier: Sorry, I been a bad girl. Can you punish me? (invites bibbit at the storage room)

< 2 minutes later in the storage room on > Cashier naked on top of a freezer

Bibbit: (Grunts!) yeeeahh!! who's your daddy bitch?! (Slap Slap Slap!!!)

The End!


So ends with naked Cashier slapping Bibbit and no sex? :/
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
May 30 2013 13:59 GMT
#24
On May 30 2013 20:14 pebble444 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2013 18:43 woreyour wrote:
On May 26 2013 17:25 Incze wrote:
On May 26 2013 12:10 jrkirby wrote:
Geez bibbit, you can't even pick up chicks in your fantasies.


If I could rate this 5 stars, I would.



Bibbit, if I were you just fuck the chicks in your fantasy porn style, saves time fapping.

Bibbit: Can I have some cock coat, dick sock, condom?

Cashier: I am sorry? What did you say?!?

Bibbit: %#@! oh sorry if I snapped! dfshsdfjskdfjhsfkjfs!

Cashier: I am sorry sir, I never mean to upset you. Customers are always right.

Bibbit: ....

Cashier: Sorry, I been a bad girl. Can you punish me? (invites bibbit at the storage room)

< 2 minutes later in the storage room on > Cashier naked on top of a freezer

Bibbit: (Grunts!) yeeeahh!! who's your daddy bitch?! (Slap Slap Slap!!!)

The End!


So ends with naked Cashier slapping Bibbit and no sex? :/

I think I might be slapping her actually, which is just mean.

Anyways, thanks for the mostly positive response people
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
May 30 2013 16:29 GMT
#25
On May 30 2013 20:14 pebble444 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2013 18:43 woreyour wrote:
On May 26 2013 17:25 Incze wrote:
On May 26 2013 12:10 jrkirby wrote:
Geez bibbit, you can't even pick up chicks in your fantasies.


If I could rate this 5 stars, I would.



Bibbit, if I were you just fuck the chicks in your fantasy porn style, saves time fapping.

Bibbit: Can I have some cock coat, dick sock, condom?

Cashier: I am sorry? What did you say?!?

Bibbit: %#@! oh sorry if I snapped! dfshsdfjskdfjhsfkjfs!

Cashier: I am sorry sir, I never mean to upset you. Customers are always right.

Bibbit: ....

Cashier: Sorry, I been a bad girl. Can you punish me? (invites bibbit at the storage room)

< 2 minutes later in the storage room on > Cashier naked on top of a freezer

Bibbit: (Grunts!) yeeeahh!! who's your daddy bitch?! (Slap Slap Slap!!!)

The End!


So ends with naked Cashier slapping Bibbit and no sex? :/


I left the sex part for you to imagine or continue. I dont want to sound obscene and I want you to use your imagination

@Bibbit, you could be slapping her in a playful way :D
I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
BigAsia
Profile Joined November 2012
Canada451 Posts
July 04 2013 00:05 GMT
#26
This sloot seemed like she couldn't handle a joke
YOLO
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