“Me want hammer!” Me said to dull wife. She sit in room, looking at moving picture box. She look at me.
“John, you’re doing that stupid caveman thing again. You know how much I hate that shit!”
As me grab hammer and swing at wife, cell phone ring. Me answer.
“AAAUHGHGH” me says to other man on phone. Man hangs up.
I look at wife. “AAAUGHAAAUGHA”.
Wife sighs. “Pick up some milk on your way out.”
As me leave to get food, me walk across street with hammer. Neighbor Jeff cuts grass with metal noise contraption. He waves at me.
“Hey John, doing your caveman impression again?” He say. I grunt and toss hammer in front of mower. Stupid Jeff.
As me make way to food store, me pass farm. “ARGHRAGHRH” me say, upset at lost hammer. No live food today.
Me get to food store. Employee walk up to me and say “I’m sorry sir, but you need to be wearing more than a loin cloth to make a purchase here.” Stupid employee.
Me leave store and go home. Me walk in and see wife with neighbor Jeff. Me crack Jeff over skull with umbrella next to door. Wife starts emitting ear-splitting screech..
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!”. Me crack her over skull too.
I like your inventiveness, I had a few good chuckles with this one. I was hoping you would create a new invention sometime soon, like the fabled butter stick!!
I'm sick of these TV commercials spreading misinformation on cavemen. He shops in an organic market. Where'd you get your facts some TV commercial?
When you want to explain something, dive in, go to the source, ask someone like him, or better yet turn on history. Don't rely on TV commercials, you'll just embarrass yourself.
Lol I really wasn't quite to what to expect with this one. Seems about 50/50 down the middle. I just finished writing this and figured I'd post it and see what people thought. Took me maybe 15-20 minutes.
On May 05 2013 08:07 Epishade wrote: Lol I really wasn't quite to what to expect with this one. Seems about 50/50 down the middle. I just finished writing this and figured I'd post it and see what people thought. Took me maybe 15-20 minutes.
Maybe someday man and caveman can peacefully coexist. Maybe the world isn't ready for it yet.
But that's cool, we got lots of time left with our cavemen buddies ...wait. Well at least history will judge them truthfully ...wait.
me click blog. blog open on lighty screen. me see fellow caveman have problem with modern materialist society. me sympathize with plight of fellow caveman. fuck system, caveman.
On May 05 2013 08:55 docvoc wrote: me click blog. blog open on lighty screen. me see fellow caveman have problem with modern materialist society. me sympathize with plight of fellow caveman. fuck system, caveman.
I'm with you doc. We should hang out. Do you have a mustache?
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