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"Okay, I'll see you when you get here!" My date hung up the phone.
First dates are always so exhilarating. At least, I assume they would be. I've only ever been on one, but I think most people would agree that going to the prom with your sister wouldn't qualify.
I hopped in my Corvette on my bicycle and made my way to her house. Now it's here I should mention that I am not quite as in-shape as I would like to be. I ended up taking a couple breathers on the way to her house. After what seemed an eternity, I finally neared the end of my driveway. For my sake, I was lucky my date lived across the street. I couldn't have held out much longer.
I rang the doorbell when I got there and was greeted by a stunningly beautiful young lady.
"Is you daughter home?" I inquired. Luckily she either didn't hear me or thought I was just joking. She looked in the driveway, saw the bicycle and frowned.
I immediately appeased her. "I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. There's enough room for two if you sit on my lap." The ensuing silence told me my line was a resounding success.
"We can just take my car" she said.
"That works too." Damn.
She got the keys and unlocked the car. I shoved her out of the way and chivalrously explained to her why women should let the men drive. She got in the passenger side and handed me the keys.
As I started the car, she asked where we were going.
"Only the best place on Earth for you my dear."
As I pulled up to McDonalds, she started telling me what a cheap and awful person I was. This came out of nowhere to me. Being the perfect gentleman, I quickly remedied the situation.
"Tell you what, dinner's on me."
  
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Dinner's on me, baby!
You get her a big mac?
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On April 23 2013 08:25 Qwyn wrote:
Dinner's on me, baby!
You get her a big mac?
What are they, married? Value menu is where it's at!
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Sounds like imagination gone wild.
Still, you have more imagination than me, you win. GG WP
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I would have gone with the 20 piece chicken nugget meal. You can share dat!
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You should have bought a Shamrock Shake and thrown it in her face. She sounds snooty.
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Throwin down them washingtons like it aint no thang :D.
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i thoroughly enjoyed reading this. well done sir
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On April 23 2013 10:58 doner0 wrote:
i thoroughly enjoyed reading this. well done sir
Tanks!
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On April 23 2013 09:28 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I would have gone with the 20 piece chicken nugget meal. You can share dat!
I don't know, the chicken nuggets always seem like mystery meat. Oh wait...
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Get dat bitch a cherry berry chiller. Bitches love cherry berry chillers.
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Short and sweet. I like it!
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On April 23 2013 11:22 jrkirby wrote:Show nested quote +On April 23 2013 09:28 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
I would have gone with the 20 piece chicken nugget meal. You can share dat! I don't know, the chicken nuggets always seem like mystery meat. Oh wait...
The great thing is that there supposed to be 100% white boy.... at least that what they say
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I like it! I think with stories this short you could really make every part a little better every time you rewrite. Seems like a good idea because this was an easy 5/5, you've put a lot of effort into it!
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This thread contains a lot of important, philosophical advice to be had.
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You're still better with women that half of girl blogs on this site ;D
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I'd like to read more of these, sort of refreshing after all those serious blogs today
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EPT
