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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 11 2013 06:14 GMT
#21
On March 11 2013 14:44 LML wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2013 14:36 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
i would do somethings before you meet her!

1. Make sure she doesn't have a penis.
if she doesn't have a penis then proceed to put insert your penor.

Also make sure she actually exists! and it isn't a fake pic.


he talked about webcam chats in the op, did you read it?


oops. Skipped over the part where he said web cam chat. But that still doesn't excuse the fact that he doesn't know if she has a penor.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1806 Posts
March 11 2013 06:16 GMT
#22
he may find out the hard way, heh
LML
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 11 2013 06:25 GMT
#23
On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote:
he may find out the hard way, heh

I see what you did there.
Что?
Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 06:38:54
March 11 2013 06:36 GMT
#24
On March 11 2013 15:16 LML wrote:
he may find out the hard way, heh

reminded me of this :
+ Show Spoiler +

edit : ah can't embed link which have &t=
#adun giveafuck - - - "Did this guy just randomly finger me?" - Sayle
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
March 11 2013 06:53 GMT
#25
better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 11 2013 07:04 GMT
#26
On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote:
better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro.

Cmon bro, let Umbra enjoy this moment
Что?
Csong
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada396 Posts
March 11 2013 07:31 GMT
#27
Love reading your blogs, but at the end I thought she was going to turn out to be a guy ;p
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14081 Posts
March 11 2013 11:47 GMT
#28
There's this girl who started following me.

It seems incredibly, incredibly unlikely that she "just started following your blog" and then "just starts talking to you". Are you, besides the porn, blogging about common interests you both have or is there a part of the story we don't know yet? How/why did she find your blog in the first place?

inb4 someone hooked you up. =P

glgl
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
March 11 2013 12:50 GMT
#29
wow! congrats sir!
I was missing out on your medical escapdes though, but this is great Maybe because you do great things with your job you have been rewarded with a beautiful girl who likes Anime Porn and SC2 :o
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
March 11 2013 13:28 GMT
#30
post your tumbler for proof you liar
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
March 11 2013 13:30 GMT
#31
She's 19???

And you work away from Santiago right?

Couldn't this be a problem?

Anyways, I'd say go for it
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 18:58:51
March 11 2013 13:42 GMT
#32
On March 11 2013 15:53 arb wrote:
better be careful she doesnt give you something ajax cant take off bro.

shit bro, dat reference.

On March 11 2013 22:28 QuanticHawk wrote:
post your tumbler for proof you liar


Oh, wanna get hooked up on a NSFW blog?
Calm your testicles, Hawk, you will get access
will maybe post my tumblr in my profile later on in theday when I'm on my PC, I'm on my phone right now and this app without that many options annoys the living fuck out of me.

On March 11 2013 20:47 r.Evo wrote:
inb4 someone hooked you up. =P


AFAIK there are no common acquaintances or friends we have. It's so fucking weird.

On March 11 2013 22:30 mordk wrote:
She's 19???

And you work away from Santiago right?

Couldn't this be a problem?

Anyways, I'd say go for it


-Yeah, 19. 1st year of college.
-I'll probably go next year to undergo my neuro residence.
-Maybe...
-Fuck that, I´m so going for it!
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
Existential
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2107 Posts
March 11 2013 14:48 GMT
#33
Wow, good on you!

Now if only this happened to me.
Jaedong <3 | BW - The first game I ever loved
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 15:07:14
March 11 2013 15:05 GMT
#34
Who the hell 'reblogs porn'??? On Facebook or something? That is freaking weird.

Oh I get it, I didn't read the OP properly. The text-to-desire-to-actually-know-exactly-what-is-going-on ratio was too little initially.
Pulselol
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada1628 Posts
March 11 2013 15:55 GMT
#35
Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 11 2013 16:53 GMT
#36
On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote:
Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.

If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material
Что?
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 11 2013 17:44 GMT
#37
On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote:
Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.

If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material

The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
March 11 2013 18:47 GMT
#38
On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:
On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote:
Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.

If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material

The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.

It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down
j/k j/k
Что?
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 19:01:36
March 11 2013 18:58 GMT
#39
On March 12 2013 03:47 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:
On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:
On March 12 2013 00:55 Pulselol wrote:
Honestly sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I'm just too cynical for this kind of shit these days.

If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material

The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.

It's ok, Umbra isn't an anesthesiologist, he doesn't need to worry about being caught with his pants down
j/k j/k


AHAHAHAHA that was a good one

On March 12 2013 02:44 docvoc wrote:
The young, ambitious doctor and his voluptuous, volatile love of 19. That could actually be a not-so-bad porn plotline, ironic because that is what he reblogs. Also, reblogging porn might be a poor choice for someone of your stature, best keep that to your external harddrives so you don't lose it lol.



Yeah, that's exactly why I like to keep that blog private and not linked to myself...
Probably the reason why I won´t post here, after thinking about it (sorry guys :C...)

On March 12 2013 01:53 Shady Sands wrote:
If it goes down the shitter Umbra, you have to post it here so I can mine it for future script material

No worries man. If it does, the epicness of the story ensues a hillarious cautionary tale for future generations...
lol
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 11 2013 20:38 GMT
#40
nice dude. go for it, you deserve it.
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