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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4014 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 02:05:02
March 11 2013 02:04 GMT
#1
I have a friend called Skindzer who lives in a time zone so distant I don't really get a chance to talk to him too often.

When I go to sleep, I leave my IM client signed in. I'm not sure when I started doing this, but it was during a period when I'd perch my laptop on a chair by my bed to watch TV shows as I waited to drift into dreamland.

Skindzer and I chat very seldom while I'm awake, but we often speak while I'm asleep. Skindzer has full and vigorous conversations with me, undeterred by my unconsciousness. I can't be sure quite what it is that alerts him, but it seems he can only message me while I sleep.

By some quirk, I always wake happy and refreshed to see the tiny pip of my chat client hopping up and down, ten or twenty messages awaiting my attention. It is as though my spirit goes in search of a friend as I sleep, and strays as far as Chile to find one. Skindzer then uses my chat client's chimes like a beacon, to lead my errant spirit it back to my body.

He is my cyperbpsychopomp.




Skindzer's Wisdom:


So now that I think about it
that mr ripley thing
is a bit like jodorowsky
psychomagic
You probably know him
but if not
he's Chilean
and made some kind of cult
Like some kind of future socrates in soviet Russia


Written media is so much better to exchange ideas
That sounds a bit too asperger
but still
even with dumb people
since you cant see their dumbfounded face
you just keep going
plus, if they're the human being they are supposed to be
they'll fucking google
Ideas are not a slave of emotions
Let's hug together and get a pic
Fucking blow
Like, wtf are you trying to do? Rewrite history?
Let's all appear together and happy so people know we are all together here because they can see us touch each other.
Fuck.
"Let's take a picture with the lake so people know we were together at the lake"
Photography was the first step in killing first generation narratives.


What was the first thing you didn't like?


You know there's this theory that speculates about what happened before the big bang
this thing called big crunch or so
they propose that before the big bang our universe wasn't ruled by matter
but by energy
cause energy represented a bigger part of the total picture
and they have two current theories about what led to the big bang
both propose a big energy increase
til a so called big crunch
and then two things happened
one of those things proves multiple universes
[eighty seconds pass]
shit's whack


so you have zolos
and you keep animals in them
living as non animals
so all zoos are just museums
its like a hen that doesn't clock
not sure if those are the words


A world without adverbs
Two minutes pass
I'm honestly surprised at the lack of shootings performed by lawyers


They can do these new intricate songs
intellectual beast and whatnot
but failure
no fucking way
think about it
the biggest legacy of the successful 90s
was cultural failure


I guess ideas froze on the peaks
probably cannibalism got stuck on a peak
til the dudes from that plane caught it
man I read this kick ass paper on terrorism from the 89
was amazing
now can't seem to find it


I there's something fun about reddit it's that they as a community hate mass media, yet put emphasis on a form of measurement (upvotes) that is currently dominated y funny pictures instead of insightful posts, thus becoming another form of mass media themselves

their quality is achieved beacause of their still relatively small amount o active users
once they reach critical mass, they'll have the median iq of any given urban first world city
and they are ruining themselves, there is no way to stop it. They are like sisyphus only instead of a rock they have a futurama meme
(that's a deliberate choice)
((the example))


If anything, we should thank Boris Yeltsin for giving quite the sounding pronunciation to the world news
Ten minutes pass
the biggest issue I have when I'm on irc high
is that in my head I sound like Fez
(from the 70s show)
and I'm like SHIIIIIIIIT
theres no way this is not making me look like fucking fez


Woah, I worte bodie
fuck
not a star wars scholat, but that's my hypothesis at least
though fuck
I'm Fez
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
shit
WAY
FUUUUCK
they sound the same in my head it's not my fault
I mean, it is
but it's not


You know what you should do
you should experiemnt with
sleep deprivation


platformers get looked down on because they lack the direct human conflict
the struggle
same thing that happens with "real" sports
"cisports"


I think a lot of people's reverence to eastern traditions
or mythology
comes from the fact that they're not really used to the mythos
so they haven't experienced it enough to incorporate the fallen discourse in them
like... no one is really surprised by the idea of heaven or hell
in fact they may now think of it as basic
uhhh shaolin monks
THEY DEDICATE THEIR LIVES
TO THEIR CRAFT
blahblahblah meditation
blahblahblah weird alphabet
SO FUCKING WHAT


I have this idea of a post web post scarcity future where nanomachines explore the old web rebuilding history to build some kind of Super Subjective history where every registered life is accounted for.

Maybe it could be a running show...

In the unimaginable future, thousands of manbots discover the ruins of the web in hope to build a definitive, all encompassing history.

These are their stories.

Dun Dun.


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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 02:23:31
March 11 2013 02:23 GMT
#2
It's just a long line of one-sided musings. ( I can't say I haven't done the same though usually I get "who are you talking to?" at some point.)

A more apt title for this post might be: Skindzer's list .
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 02:30:43
March 11 2013 02:30 GMT
#3
dude

terrible

At Slayer91 I mean. Skindzer is awesome.
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
March 11 2013 02:37 GMT
#4
"what was the first thing you disliked"
Fuck that's a rough question
Writer
grnp
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden865 Posts
March 11 2013 02:41 GMT
#5
This right here is why skindzer es numero uno
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
March 11 2013 02:49 GMT
#6
Is it just me or does Skindzer probably sound like Fez for like 90% of his musings?
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
March 11 2013 02:51 GMT
#7
Pahahaha brilliant.

He is definitely high for most (all) of these.
BW4Life!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 11 2013 03:02 GMT
#8
lol this is awesome and hilarious :D

I had thought that Skindzer might be just a figure/mouthpiece for some interesting bit of writing by SirJolt, but I guess he might be a real guy? Yeah I looked him up and he's a real user LOL. Awesome.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
March 11 2013 03:06 GMT
#9
This is an adorable blog.
Administrator
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
March 11 2013 03:14 GMT
#10
I love skindzer.
Moderator
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
March 11 2013 04:22 GMT
#11
shit's whack
Bronze player stuck in platinum
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
March 11 2013 05:23 GMT
#12
Skindzer sounds like an interesting guy, one of those dreamer-type people
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
March 11 2013 07:30 GMT
#13
On March 11 2013 11:51 Wohmfg wrote:
Pahahaha brilliant.

He is definitely high for most (all) of these.



not true, I can totally go on rants like these when Im 100% sober
Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
March 11 2013 08:58 GMT
#14
Ahah that guy is awesome.
#adun giveafuck - - - "Did this guy just randomly finger me?" - Sayle
YoucriedWolf
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden1456 Posts
March 11 2013 10:28 GMT
#15
Your friend is making you famous
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
March 11 2013 10:48 GMT
#16
Poached eggs.

That was the first thing I didn't like, 100% sure.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
March 11 2013 13:22 GMT
#17
On March 11 2013 11:30 Gene wrote:
dude

terrible

At Slayer91 I mean. Skindzer is awesome.


i think you mistook my tone in my effort to make that joke
Oboeman
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3980 Posts
March 11 2013 13:32 GMT
#18
please tell me you return the favour for him when it's night in chile?
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 11 2013 14:13 GMT
#19
hahahahahahaha this is amazing
beep boop
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
March 11 2013 14:26 GMT
#20
Where are the SirJolt reply musings??

skindzer is a boss, hahaha. This just makes him better! :D
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
March 11 2013 16:18 GMT
#21
On March 11 2013 22:22 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2013 11:30 Gene wrote:
dude

terrible

At Slayer91 I mean. Skindzer is awesome.


i think you mistook my tone in my effort to make that joke


:D
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
March 12 2013 05:25 GMT
#22
Holy fucking shit this is amazing. I need to get high more.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
Jaevlaterran
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden578 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-12 08:04:12
March 12 2013 08:03 GMT
#23
On March 11 2013 11:04 SirJolt wrote:


Show nested quote +
A world without adverbs
Two minutes pass
I'm honestly surprised at the lack of shootings performed by lawyers


This one is my favorite. So deep
Need a light?
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
March 12 2013 21:28 GMT
#24
I wish I also had a Skindzer :D
En Taro Violet
Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
March 13 2013 03:21 GMT
#25
It's like sirjolt lives in a different world where anything ranging from game replays to other human beings living on the other side of the planet is weird.
#adun giveafuck - - - "Did this guy just randomly finger me?" - Sayle
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
April 11 2013 05:54 GMT
#26
[image loading]
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
April 11 2013 13:33 GMT
#27
hahahahaha. that's how I will see you at the computer next time ^^
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
April 12 2013 07:57 GMT
#28
I wish I had such philosophical friends.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 12 2013 08:30 GMT
#29
haha some of this stuff is great! Good blog. Question is, where are your replies? XD
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
April 12 2013 09:23 GMT
#30
lol this is amazing
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
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