HoI II - KR (Canada) : 1936

Lysteria

France2280 Posts

February 27 2013 00:46 GMT

Link to the poll thread about the country I'll play.

Canada it is then !

Quick lesson history for those who failed at being present when Germany won World War 1 : it sucks to not be Germany or one of its allies actually, in 1936. To be honest, it sucked even more to be british, especially since the UK felt into communism and kicked the King out of the mainland. Good thing canadians were there to pick up our nobles and high classes.

Sometimes, pictures are better storytellers.

Canada - 1936 : Restructuring

It's been a while since the end of the World War, and if the reconquest of the United Kingdom is our final goal, we have time to prepare for it. Not only ourselves, but the canadians too, hey, we need as much manpower as possible if we want to succeed !

And if we have a lot of time to do it, we should do it properly. Factories, son, factories everywhere, Canada is big enough to build tens of thousands of them. But the ressources will lack in the future. I hope our scientists will find how to build with the use of french sand.
Some boats and submarines were cancelled, probably because they were based on 1920ish obsolete models anyway.

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So much swag in this government.

Those allies helps a lot at least. Only three days since I talked about my plans and they're already giving me as much stuff as they can. Without Canada, it's kinda true they're screwed.

Especially when totalism happens ! Seriously guys, they could have waited more than 10 days after the beginning of my long term plan for that. Oh well, while they're too busy doing their communist congress, I can continue to axe my way into the second industrial age and recreate the Victorian Kingdom. I mean, the Georgian Empire of awesomeness.

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Nevermind.
Edwardian Empire ?

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It seems like the communist alliance is pretty pissed at me giving so much advantages at my english nobles and elites. As friendly as the canadians are, they lack a certain... finesse in the art of war and industrialisation. The Prince is sensible to my argument as well and stick with us at the moment. Don't worry Canada, it's only the first pill you'll have to eat.

Meanwhile, Ireland feels threatened by the Union of Britain, and instead of asking for my help, prefers to stick with Germany on this one. I just hope they'll remember they're on the way to United Kingdom.

It's incredible how we are flooded by worldwide events, and we just don't give a single fuck.
If only I had a spam box to throw news.

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Arming the nation, at least we're talking about it with the nation now. Second pill, the Liberal Party is the only one with enough charisma and experience to prepare the bill. To be fair, I had to make some concessions, and some canadians scientists, generals and leaders are now under my wing. It seems they did a good job at communication, since the bill passed without much trouble two weeks later, with a majority of 99.24%. ©english royalty poll, 1936

Spreading communism and helping those syndicalist leaders right under my nose, in the USA ? Those tricky bastards did a sweet move right here. But nobody knows who John Reed is, do they ? It's not like a nobody will move the fat ass the USA have at a president right now.

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13th May 1936, the day when canadian women chose to stay in the kitchen.
NB : It's probably not related at all, but we won the 1936 olympic games so easily. Canada ! Canada ! Canada ! British Empire !

When I said it was a DANGER ZONE.

Hello, Europe ? Africa ? Is someone here ? The Axis of Evil Communism is funding the bolchevik rebellion like there's no tomorrow, and Germany seems too busy being a "Democracy" to do anything about it. Do you remember who won the World War ? Yes, I know, I lost it too but I'm too busy being mad at the Union of Britain to have any problem with you.

At least, Japan is aware of its surrounding and give me a hand at defending the Russian regime. I should ask them to join my alliance.

And after six months of doing nothing at all, the almighty and impressive canadian army is doing some exercice. Hey, keep up the health and everything.

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USA went close to full bullshit, but I did the right move here. Always a good idea helping a right winged general - let's just not talk about his extremist tendancies please - for a coup d'etat.

And because good news never come alone, seven factories finished the same day, and I'm not even counting the next three a few days later. It's an ideal time to recruit and train some soldiers. They'll be my backbone in the futur, the canadian SAS, real army terror.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.

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to be continued

Lysteria

France2280 Posts

February 27 2013 00:48 GMT

I'm nearly at the event when I can take and/or release New England.
The game seems a lot different than my last one as Canada, it could be fun to continue playing with it.

Poll: Should I stick with Canada ?

Yes ! UK/Canada ftw ! (9)

90%

No ! Die with New England ! (1)

10%

10 total votes

Your vote: Should I stick with Canada ?

(Vote): Yes ! UK/Canada ftw !
(Vote): No ! Die with New England !

Fruscainte

4596 Posts

February 27 2013 03:15 GMT

God damn what's with everyone doing paradox AAR's lately.

Not complaining at all, I love the initiative. Now I want to do some :3

And yes, Canada shall conquer!

Lysteria

France2280 Posts

February 27 2013 10:18 GMT

I don't know for the others!
Just thought it would be fun to try an AAR for Kaiserreich since it's less predictable than an usual WW2 game. :p
Especially since it's a different patch than I'm used to play.

Canada will prevail, but seriously, US' civil war that early ? :p

And if you want to try an AAR, try with the game you find the most fun to begin with, you can have a slight hope to finish it one day, since almost all AAR are doomed to be stopped right in the middle!

TunK904

United States340 Posts

February 27 2013 10:33 GMT

Wow this looks really fun

beef42

Denmark1037 Posts

February 27 2013 17:58 GMT

What are your plans for the righteous liberation of europe from the evil clutches of syndicalism? Surely you cannot allow the good peoples of France, UK and Italy to suffer in the hands of these madmen!

Lysteria

France2280 Posts

February 27 2013 18:32 GMT

On February 28 2013 02:58 beef42 wrote:
What are your plans for the righteous liberation of europe from the evil clutches of syndicalism? Surely you cannot allow the good peoples of France, UK and Italy to suffer in the hands of these madmen!

First of all, I'll need to take a look at my new neighbors, after all, John Reed is a friend of the Union of Britain and Commune of France. Especially when our frontiers are next to each other. Because USA alone will be unable to do it, you can bet on it!
UK will have to wait its turn, but I'll probably need a land closer to prepare the invasion of the main island. Now you can speculate on where. :p

On February 27 2013 19:33 TunK904 wrote:
Wow this looks really fun

It's even more fun when nothing goes as expected. Or at least, too soon for the prediction!

I'll try to keep a schedule of playing one day, and write the AAR the day after. But it should progress a lot slower, now that I have a lot of action to handle. At least, 3 months of war is as much work as 1 year of waiting.

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