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[Girl Blog] The Follow-up - Page 2
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
azera . Sensei cokefreak has taught us well. | ||
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hoby2000
United States918 Posts
Unless you're in high school, then fuck dating. Wait till you're in college, you will meet the girl of your dreams with ease. | ||
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mordk
Chile8385 Posts
Being in the friendzone is usually the responsibility of the person in the zone and not the other way around. Trying to befriend someone because you like her, with the intention of going into a relationship is a huge mistake. Poor build order, you might say. | ||
Nagisama
Canada4481 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
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farvacola
United States18845 Posts
On February 15 2013 04:07 Shady Sands wrote: Well, if you wanna be evil, start going after her best friend She friendzoned him. It ain't evil. Slay dem hoodratz Azera, slay dem. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On February 15 2013 04:19 farvacola wrote: She friendzoned him. It ain't evil. Slay dem hoodratz Azera, slay dem. True dat. You don't want to jump straight to her best friend right afterwards; it'll make you look desperate. Instead, just show up and buy her best friend shiny things. Never offer to hang out with her--instead do fun stuff like heading to Johore to play baccarat on a fake ID or write an article/do wordart for the Straits Times or something. Or better yet, go to a casino, play baccarat on a fake ID, then write an article in the Straits Times using the methods of Gonzo journalism. Maybe invite a member of parliament to visit your school and rail against students being corrupted. Get an award from the government for breaking the law and display your badassery. What's more, this is the sort of stuff that will get you into the Ivy League. Harvard worships power more than any other school on Earth, and nothing says power like a kid that can make the government ignore its own laws for him. EDIT: You also might try getting Eduardo Saverin to come speak at your school. Being part of his entourage will get you laid no problem | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On February 15 2013 05:02 Cokefreak wrote: ^Spoken like a true _romantic. Funnily enough, my third girlfriend liked to call me "Lord Byron" and I would call her "Lady Caroline" ...yeah, we were pretty nerdy | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Based on what others say about her, maybe you can look at the positives. What if she is a dirty whore that would have shattered your heart a month later? Dodged a bullet there, huh? BUT SHIT MAN why the FUCK would you ask what are your chances with her WTF you just threw your manhood on the floor and let her shit on it then you offered her extra durable plastic bags so she could cover her bitch-glory shoes then smudge your manhood and her shit together in a gigantic puddle of lost dignity. THEN YOU TEXTED HER THE NEXT DAY fuck that's like going back to that puddle and quietly pulling your pants down then pissing on it hoping to keep your fucked up dignity warm. Although it sounds low and cruel, going after her best friend is not a bad idea. Especially if her friend has any non-zero degree of sympathy of how things went recently. You'll see how it works when you get to it. | ||
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Azera
3800 Posts
On February 15 2013 05:10 OpticalShot wrote: It's not really friendzone if it's too awkward to hang out with her any more. It's just straight up failed pursuit. Friendzone has its perks like being able to hang out like you do with bros, mooch off meals, go on casual dates, etc. Either way it sucks, but remember the situations are different. Based on what others say about her, maybe you can look at the positives. What if she is a dirty whore that would have shattered your heart a month later? Dodged a bullet there, huh? BUT SHIT MAN why the FUCK would you ask what are your chances with her WTF you just threw your manhood on the floor and let her shit on it then you offered her extra durable plastic bags so she could cover her bitch-glory shoes then smudge your manhood and her shit together in a gigantic puddle of lost dignity. THEN YOU TEXTED HER THE NEXT DAY fuck that's like going back to that puddle and quietly pulling your pants down then pissing on it hoping to keep your fucked up dignity warm. Although it sounds low and cruel, going after her best friend is not a bad idea. Especially if her friend has any non-zero degree of sympathy of how things went recently. You'll see how it works when you get to it. Yeah I have the feeling it's a failed pursuit. Either that or she's really caught up with the other guy she likes, the went on a date or something on Valentines I think. I dunno man, it doesn't feel that way. I just wanted to get a straight-up answer. | ||
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Grumbels
Netherlands7031 Posts
And friend zone is not a real concept, it was invented by Joey from Friends, for crying out loud. | ||
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ihOpe
192 Posts
On February 14 2013 21:54 Cokefreak wrote: Oh well... I got friendzoned once as well, we're engaged now. I never think of the friendzone as a negative thing either! | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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cLAN.Anax
United States2847 Posts
 Go out and watch that new "Die Hard" movie Bruce Willis stars in. Without her. Will take your mind off of things.  Though it would make a most intriguing story to accidentally meet her at the theater for the same film, lol. | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
I don't know why I typed that. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On February 15 2013 09:19 obesechicken13 wrote: The guy she's into is probably into a girl into you. The obvious solution is to get with the other guy. I don't know why I typed that. You mean Tokyo Love Story? | ||
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N.geNuity
United States5112 Posts
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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