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sKater_Gnome
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Somalia5 Posts
February 12 2013 19:51 GMT
#1
ok so like last night im playing sc2, and the phone rings and
its my friend J-Mo and hes like 'dude,
ive got too tickets to Godsmack for tonight!!'

and im like 'omg dude wtf so you you are so gay. im not going
to a concort with you just the two of us'

and hes like 'wtf dude girls are coming with us. like 10 ppl
are goin'

so im like 'sweeeet dude, u r not gay u rule'

so i grab my jacket and yell 'mom ill be back in a sec, i have
to go outside to pee'

and shes liek 'huh? cant you use the bathroom like a normal
person?'

but i was already out the door by then, and i run over to jmo's
house and there all outside waiting for me.

so we pack like 10 ppl in the honda and im liek 'dude get off
me homo' and 'dude stop touching me' like the whole way there.

anyway we get there, and were parking and we all get out and
go up the the gates, and theres this long-ass line and we get
in line, and all of the sudden these guys behind us are
like 'hey dudes, we were in line first you just cut us'

and im liek 'wtf dude no you weren't you just came up i saw
you, liars'

and the girls who came with us are giggling and looking at me
and im feeling tough.

so one of the guys pushes me and says 'are you calling me a
liar?'

and im like 'uhh, ya are you deaf? dont make me eagle strike
your ass'

but these guys are big and older and im thinking maybe i
should have handled it a little differently.

so hes walking toward me with his fists ready and everything,
and im getting reely scared now, when suddemly i act liek a roach
and BURROW BURROW.

now let me tell you... that sh!t doesnt work in reel life,

cause i fell down and hid convincingly and he
didnt even hesitate before starting to kick my ribs in.

so lift my head up and im like 'dude wtf im burrowed just look at
me' and i close my eyes and he didnt even think about stopping.

so im getting reely hurt now and i look up and i see j-mo
looking at me and im like 'j-mo nuke him wtf!!'

so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt
pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit
crying sissy'

and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the
pavement'

so im grumpy and this girl sara who rode with us comes up to
me and shes like 'aww skatey-poo are you ok huney?'

and im like 'ya im fine'

and shes holds my hand and says 'is there anything i can do to
make you feel better?'

and i think about it for a minute and im like 'ya, u can get
me some ice cream'

so in the end i got some ice cream and saw a good concort so
it wasnt reely all that bad. ive been grounded for tto weeks
though, but hay, i can still play sc2, so im happy.

***
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
February 12 2013 20:12 GMT
#2
Good work captain.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Harrad
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1003 Posts
February 12 2013 20:17 GMT
#3
On February 13 2013 04:51 sKater_Gnome wrote:
ok so like last night im playing sc2, and the phone rings and its my friend J-Mo and hes like 'dude, ive got too tickets to Godsmack for tonight!!'

and im like 'omg dude wtf so you you are so gay. im not going to a concort with you just the two of us'

and hes like 'wtf dude girls are coming with us. like 10 ppl are goin'

so im like 'sweeeet dude, u r not gay u rule'

so i grab my jacket and yell 'mom ill be back in a sec, i have to go outside to pee'

and shes liek 'huh? cant you use the bathroom like a normal person?'

but i was already out the door by then, and i run over to jmo's house and there all outside waiting for me.

so we pack like 10 ppl in the honda and im liek 'dude get off me homo' and 'dude stop touching me' like the whole way there.

anyway we get there, and were parking and we all get out and go up the the gates, and theres this long-ass line and we get
in line, and all of the sudden these guys behind us are like 'hey dudes, we were in line first you just cut us'

and im liek 'wtf dude no you weren't you just came up i saw you, liars'

and the girls who came with us are giggling and looking at me and im feeling tough.

so one of the guys pushes me and says 'are you calling me a liar?'

and im like 'uhh, ya are you deaf? dont make me eagle strike your ass'

but these guys are big and older and im thinking maybe i should have handled it a little differently.

so hes walking toward me with his fists ready and everything, and im getting reely scared now, when suddemly i act liek a roach and BURROW BURROW.

now let me tell you... that sh!t doesnt work in reel life,

cause i fell down and hid convincingly and he didnt even hesitate before starting to kick my ribs in.

so lift my head up and im like 'dude wtf im burrowed just look at me' and i close my eyes and he didnt even think about
stopping.

so im getting reely hurt now and i look up and i see j-mo looking at me and im like 'j-mo nuke him wtf!!'

so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit crying sissy'

and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the pavement'

so im grumpy and this girl sara who rode with us comes up to me and shes like 'aww skatey-poo are you ok huney?'

and im like 'ya im fine'

and shes holds my hand and says 'is there anything i can do to make you feel better?'

and i think about it for a minute and im like 'ya, u can get me some ice cream'

so in the end i got some ice cream and saw a good concort so it wasnt reely all that bad. ive been grounded for tto weeks
though, but hay, i can still play sc2, so im happy.


you're welcome
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44322 Posts
February 12 2013 20:34 GMT
#4
#yoloswag

when suddemly i act liek a roach
and BURROW BURROW.


(best part)
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
February 12 2013 20:54 GMT
#5
haha, I'm allergic to the pavement. That bully's got detection.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
February 12 2013 21:03 GMT
#6
meehhh why not 5/5, made me laugh
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
February 12 2013 21:08 GMT
#7
--- Nuked ---
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1764 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-12 21:27:36
February 12 2013 21:27 GMT
#8
On February 13 2013 06:08 krndandaman wrote:
tl;dr
homophobic guy goes to concert and pretends he's a roach from sc2 and gets beat up but still has a happy ending.


and has broken english (there instead of they're, etc).

Funny read;d
LML
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
February 12 2013 21:46 GMT
#9
I....
I just looked at his post history.
I demand more of these.
MOAR I SAY.
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WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
February 12 2013 21:51 GMT
#10
Was gonna post "u gotta sk8" but decided to read the other blogs first. Beaten to the punch so badly. :/
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10158 Posts
February 12 2013 22:41 GMT
#11
LAWL y didnt jmo nuke him?
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
February 12 2013 23:18 GMT
#12
whos rating this below a 5/5 wtf
bullies had detection LOL
:)
Catix
Profile Joined February 2013
Germany9 Posts
February 12 2013 23:20 GMT
#13
LOLOLOl nice post
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
February 12 2013 23:21 GMT
#14
This was the greatest thing I've ever read
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
February 13 2013 03:35 GMT
#15
2muchswag? #YOGTACOAGPOWSGTG (you only go to a concert once and get punched out while still getting the girl)
User was warned for too many mimes.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-13 05:20:33
February 13 2013 03:38 GMT
#16
Oh god lol.

"u gotta sk8"

This has got to be the same guy, or a very very good impression of him.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
February 13 2013 04:04 GMT
#17
On February 13 2013 12:38 Aerisky wrote:
Oh god lol.

"u gotta skate"

This has got to be the same guy, or a very very good impression of him.


u gotta sk8
Denar
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
France1633 Posts
February 13 2013 10:31 GMT
#18
On February 13 2013 04:51 sKater_Gnome wrote:
and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the
pavement'


So awesome
emjaytron
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia544 Posts
February 13 2013 11:18 GMT
#19
hilarious
Grubby - SaSe - Oz - Hero
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
February 13 2013 12:57 GMT
#20
So many quotes in there that I'm gonna steal.

Thanks. <3
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
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