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ok so like last night im playing sc2, and the phone rings and its my friend J-Mo and hes like 'dude, ive got too tickets to Godsmack for tonight!!'
and im like 'omg dude wtf so you you are so gay. im not going to a concort with you just the two of us'
and hes like 'wtf dude girls are coming with us. like 10 ppl are goin'
so im like 'sweeeet dude, u r not gay u rule'
so i grab my jacket and yell 'mom ill be back in a sec, i have to go outside to pee'
and shes liek 'huh? cant you use the bathroom like a normal person?'
but i was already out the door by then, and i run over to jmo's house and there all outside waiting for me.
so we pack like 10 ppl in the honda and im liek 'dude get off me homo' and 'dude stop touching me' like the whole way there.
anyway we get there, and were parking and we all get out and go up the the gates, and theres this long-ass line and we get in line, and all of the sudden these guys behind us are like 'hey dudes, we were in line first you just cut us'
and im liek 'wtf dude no you weren't you just came up i saw you, liars'
and the girls who came with us are giggling and looking at me and im feeling tough.
so one of the guys pushes me and says 'are you calling me a liar?'
and im like 'uhh, ya are you deaf? dont make me eagle strike your ass'
but these guys are big and older and im thinking maybe i should have handled it a little differently.
so hes walking toward me with his fists ready and everything, and im getting reely scared now, when suddemly i act liek a roach and BURROW BURROW.
now let me tell you... that sh!t doesnt work in reel life,
cause i fell down and hid convincingly and he didnt even hesitate before starting to kick my ribs in.
so lift my head up and im like 'dude wtf im burrowed just look at me' and i close my eyes and he didnt even think about stopping.
so im getting reely hurt now and i look up and i see j-mo looking at me and im like 'j-mo nuke him wtf!!'
so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit crying sissy'
and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the pavement'
so im grumpy and this girl sara who rode with us comes up to me and shes like 'aww skatey-poo are you ok huney?'
and im like 'ya im fine'
and shes holds my hand and says 'is there anything i can do to make you feel better?'
and i think about it for a minute and im like 'ya, u can get me some ice cream'
so in the end i got some ice cream and saw a good concort so it wasnt reely all that bad. ive been grounded for tto weeks though, but hay, i can still play sc2, so im happy.
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On February 13 2013 04:51 sKater_Gnome wrote: ok so like last night im playing sc2, and the phone rings and its my friend J-Mo and hes like 'dude, ive got too tickets to Godsmack for tonight!!'
and im like 'omg dude wtf so you you are so gay. im not going to a concort with you just the two of us'
and hes like 'wtf dude girls are coming with us. like 10 ppl are goin'
so im like 'sweeeet dude, u r not gay u rule'
so i grab my jacket and yell 'mom ill be back in a sec, i have to go outside to pee'
and shes liek 'huh? cant you use the bathroom like a normal person?'
but i was already out the door by then, and i run over to jmo's house and there all outside waiting for me.
so we pack like 10 ppl in the honda and im liek 'dude get off me homo' and 'dude stop touching me' like the whole way there.
anyway we get there, and were parking and we all get out and go up the the gates, and theres this long-ass line and we get in line, and all of the sudden these guys behind us are like 'hey dudes, we were in line first you just cut us'
and im liek 'wtf dude no you weren't you just came up i saw you, liars'
and the girls who came with us are giggling and looking at me and im feeling tough.
so one of the guys pushes me and says 'are you calling me a liar?'
and im like 'uhh, ya are you deaf? dont make me eagle strike your ass'
but these guys are big and older and im thinking maybe i should have handled it a little differently.
so hes walking toward me with his fists ready and everything, and im getting reely scared now, when suddemly i act liek a roach and BURROW BURROW.
now let me tell you... that sh!t doesnt work in reel life,
cause i fell down and hid convincingly and he didnt even hesitate before starting to kick my ribs in.
so lift my head up and im like 'dude wtf im burrowed just look at me' and i close my eyes and he didnt even think about stopping.
so im getting reely hurt now and i look up and i see j-mo looking at me and im like 'j-mo nuke him wtf!!'
so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit crying sissy'
and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the pavement'
so im grumpy and this girl sara who rode with us comes up to me and shes like 'aww skatey-poo are you ok huney?'
and im like 'ya im fine'
and shes holds my hand and says 'is there anything i can do to make you feel better?'
and i think about it for a minute and im like 'ya, u can get me some ice cream'
so in the end i got some ice cream and saw a good concort so it wasnt reely all that bad. ive been grounded for tto weeks though, but hay, i can still play sc2, so im happy.
you're welcome
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#yoloswag
when suddemly i act liek a roach and BURROW BURROW.
(best part)
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haha, I'm allergic to the pavement. That bully's got detection.
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meehhh why not 5/5, made me laugh
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On February 13 2013 06:08 krndandaman wrote: tl;dr homophobic guy goes to concert and pretends he's a roach from sc2 and gets beat up but still has a happy ending.
and has broken english (there instead of they're, etc).
Funny read;d
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I.... I just looked at his post history. I demand more of these. MOAR I SAY.
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Was gonna post "u gotta sk8" but decided to read the other blogs first. Beaten to the punch so badly. :/
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United States9925 Posts
LAWL y didnt jmo nuke him?
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whos rating this below a 5/5 wtf bullies had detection LOL
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This was the greatest thing I've ever read
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2muchswag? #YOGTACOAGPOWSGTG (you only go to a concert once and get punched out while still getting the girl)
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Oh god lol.
"u gotta sk8"
This has got to be the same guy, or a very very good impression of him.
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On February 13 2013 12:38 Aerisky wrote: Oh god lol.
"u gotta skate"
This has got to be the same guy, or a very very good impression of him.
u gotta sk8
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On February 13 2013 04:51 sKater_Gnome wrote: and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the pavement'
So awesome
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So many quotes in there that I'm gonna steal.
Thanks. <3
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