Liquid´Flowing

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February 09 2013 17:10 GMT

Hello all! Time for some exciting news! I’ve been hard at work acquiring access to the famed secret sections of TL.net and I’ve scraped together some glorious (and probably shocking) information about the future of the TL pro team! The following is a collection of graphics and text I’ve found all over the place, and put together as sort of an introduction! Hope you enjoy, the guys and gals at the HQ have been hard at work on a huge new project!

Comments by me - (E/N: Editor’s note)

LIQUID’FLOWING

2013 brings an exciting new chapter in the life of Team Liquid.
For years we have excelled on various battlefields, from the illustrious and fierce BW to the volatile and intense SC2 and the new and exciting Dota 2. We have battled hard, and seen our share of tears, blood and glory. The tide of battle has turned and we now face a new, even more intense challenge, for BW has stagnated and stumbled into a ditch, SC2 is dying with infestors being commanded to slaughter innocent terrans and sad zealots everywhere by random patchzergs with no BW/Korean cred and Dota 2 is plagued by an invasion of russians.
(E/N: Is there a Russian-speaking marketplace for Dota 2 somewhere? I’ve got a whopping 17 beta keys to get rid of T_T)

It's time to shift focus onto something that really matters, and to which our image really fits. It’s time to get back to real life, after over 10 years of playing video games and eating ramen and ruining our eyes staring at ominously glowing CRT’s & LCD’s.

It’s time for plumbing.

The world needs skilled plumbers. And we’re here to excel. To excel like we’ve done in everything we’ve ever tackled before.

We already have a diverse roster, sourced from multiple corners of the world. We work together with the the best professionals in the field, and are immensely inspired by the Korean Plumbing scene.

We have branch offices planned or already set up in Seoul, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Berlin and more.
We also take part in the world famous plumbing contest, the SK Planet Flowleague.

(E/N: Artist’s rendition of what the 2013 team jersey will look like. The development of this new design might explain the delay with the EU Store)

(E/N: Livery scheme for the Transit’s that the European branch will be using)

Razer has always been at the forefront of gaming. Now we venture into new lands with our long time partner Team Liquid by designing a whole new line of plumbing accessories and peripherals. TL will be at the cutting edge of keeping the flow immaculate in all corners of the world.
Thus we would like to present a prototype that the Wrench Operatives are already using in their daily grind -
The Razer Enhydris
(E/N: Enhydris Enhydris is a rainbow water snake, keeping true to the Razer reptilian naming scheme)
The Enhydris is an expert level, ergonomic pipe wrench, designed for difficult conditions and long work hours.
(E/N: The future Enhydris PRO version will also feature Bluetooth, 7 extra buttons & fully customizable lighting. It is rumored to retail at $449.99)

E/N:
Rumor has it, you can soon see all your favorite Wrench Operatives streaming on Twitch, with expert commentary..
Spyscreenshot from Ret’s test stream

LIGHT - 1920x1080 (16 : 9) --- 1920x1200 (16 : 10)
DARK - 1920x1080 (16 : 9) --- 1920x1200 (16 : 10)

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To 64k users - ....I'm not even sorry
thanks to itsjustatank for copy editing
soundtrack - Boards Of Canada - Twoism (full album)

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