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Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
November 21 2012 04:46 GMT
#21
On November 21 2012 13:01 Gene wrote:
It is clear that the 90s are only just making it to Canada.


You shouldn't hate man. Next week I'm going to see The Matrix on opening night, it's going to be great.
I am the Town Medic.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
November 21 2012 05:19 GMT
#22
how high are you
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
November 21 2012 05:26 GMT
#23
Hahahaha. Funny thing is we have these exact same ketchup bottles in the office.
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
November 21 2012 05:26 GMT
#24
This is what I imagined this fight was like
[image loading]
Then I realized it probably looked like this
[image loading]
Yep, Alzadar is Scareface, the heinz is his.
User was warned for too many mimes.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
November 21 2012 05:30 GMT
#25
On November 21 2012 12:52 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2012 12:48 ]343[ wrote:
On November 21 2012 12:06 Alzadar wrote:
I feel like the bottle is mocking me with its ridiculous "Guess What My Bottle Is Made Of?" slogan. Sure, I'll guess, the bottle is made of fucking adamantium?


do you play Dwarf Fortress?

also excellent blog


I tried it for a few weeks last winter, kind of lost interest / didn't play enough to know wtf I was doing. All my dwarves lived until the first migrants arrived but then shit kind of hit the man, there were lots of dead animals and stuff. Why do you ask?


You mentioned "adamantium" :D
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Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
November 21 2012 05:36 GMT
#26
wow dude.

''ketchup fortress'' you gave me the lolz.

those have been around forever. theyre neat. the cap area doesnt get dirty since ur always getting some tiny ketchup laser sprayed out of it.

5/5
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46534 Posts
November 21 2012 05:51 GMT
#27
You seriously didn't suspect the ketchup bottle would be sealed? Haven't you ever opened... anything before?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
MapleFractal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada307 Posts
November 21 2012 06:31 GMT
#28

Turns out that it wasn't all one piece, I needed to first twist off the top and remove a seal. But god damn was that cap on tight, I swear it didn't budge at all. And I've seen bottles like it with no seal, just squeeze for ketchup.


LOL Gee Gee, I knew it was this the whole time and was about to scroll to the bottom to recommend you remove the seal inside the bottle. hahahahaaha Oh jezz, Those moments when you just have to sigh and laugh at yourself.
its called a Tuque damnit!
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
November 21 2012 06:50 GMT
#29
November 21 2012 shall forever be remembered as the day when noble Alzadar fought so valiantly with his ketchup bottle for 45 minutes.
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4456 Posts
November 21 2012 08:15 GMT
#30
lol...
I stopped buying heinz ketchup when they closed their aussie factories.New Zealand is where they import it from now but NZ has laxer laws in regard to importing fresh produce.Most of the stuff made there uses chinese produce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
November 21 2012 08:57 GMT
#31
Posting in an epic blog.
5/5

User was warned for this post
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
November 21 2012 09:07 GMT
#32
I'm surprised you didn't think to remove the seal. In Sweden, it's ridiculously rare with bottles like this (regardless of brand) to come without a seal, pretty sure you need that seal to keep the product fresh.
dakalro
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania525 Posts
November 21 2012 09:10 GMT
#33
On November 21 2012 17:15 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
lol...
I stopped buying heinz ketchup when they closed their aussie factories.New Zealand is where they import it from now but NZ has laxer laws in regard to importing fresh produce.Most of the stuff made there uses chinese produce.


Wait, you're worried about what kind of tomatoes KETCHUP is made from? hahahahahaha
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4456 Posts
November 21 2012 09:15 GMT
#34
On November 21 2012 18:10 dakalro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2012 17:15 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
lol...
I stopped buying heinz ketchup when they closed their aussie factories.New Zealand is where they import it from now but NZ has laxer laws in regard to importing fresh produce.Most of the stuff made there uses chinese produce.


Wait, you're worried about what kind of tomatoes KETCHUP is made from? hahahahahaha

Well they fertilise crops with human waste in China, they don't do that here.So yes, i would rather stay away from crops grown with human waste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
November 21 2012 13:57 GMT
#35
On November 21 2012 14:19 oneofthem wrote:
how high are you


I don't smoke.

On November 21 2012 14:30 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2012 12:52 Alzadar wrote:
On November 21 2012 12:48 ]343[ wrote:
On November 21 2012 12:06 Alzadar wrote:
I feel like the bottle is mocking me with its ridiculous "Guess What My Bottle Is Made Of?" slogan. Sure, I'll guess, the bottle is made of fucking adamantium?


do you play Dwarf Fortress?

also excellent blog


I tried it for a few weeks last winter, kind of lost interest / didn't play enough to know wtf I was doing. All my dwarves lived until the first migrants arrived but then shit kind of hit the man, there were lots of dead animals and stuff. Why do you ask?


You mentioned "adamantium" :D


Pretty sure the word "adamantium" originates from X-Men. And "adamant" is just a common english word for something really tough.

On November 21 2012 18:07 Tobberoth wrote:
I'm surprised you didn't think to remove the seal. In Sweden, it's ridiculously rare with bottles like this (regardless of brand) to come without a seal, pretty sure you need that seal to keep the product fresh.


You guys don't seem to get it. I'm familiar with the sealed bottle system. I've opened ketchup bottles before. But I've definitely seen Heinz bottles with no seal (always the upside down ones).

I'm curious what Heinz will email me back.
I am the Town Medic.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 21 2012 15:17 GMT
#36
Blog of the week, 5/5
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-21 15:31:50
November 21 2012 15:29 GMT
#37
The thought of someone needing such an epic song to open a bottle of ketchup is one of the best thoughts there is LOL. I definitely relate though! every day tasks are fucking hard!!!

When I opened the picture i thought OP was going to say "yeah this thing squirted all over." i've definitely seen my friend go intense and put some muscle into the squeezey at a barbecue and get it on a girl's expensive looking dress. whew, glad that wasn't me, cos i've definitely squirted those things, myself.

edit: yeah i'm excited to see matrix too. I heard its really good.
Girl Blog Credentials: Comfortable talking to some women. Tried the sex once
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
November 21 2012 16:19 GMT
#38
Some serious problems in this world, 5/5
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
November 21 2012 16:20 GMT
#39
5/5 god tier blog, laughed like a child when I read this, thank you.
Hope you recovered your dignity enough to actually eat your food.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
November 21 2012 17:03 GMT
#40
We haven't had such quality blogs in a while.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
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