I tried it for a few weeks last winter, kind of lost interest / didn't play enough to know wtf I was doing. All my dwarves lived until the first migrants arrived but then shit kind of hit the man, there were lots of dead animals and stuff. Why do you ask?

You mentioned "adamantium" :D

Kevin_Sorbo

Canada3217 Posts

November 21 2012 05:36 GMT

#26

wow dude.

''ketchup fortress'' you gave me the lolz.

those have been around forever. theyre neat. the cap area doesnt get dirty since ur always getting some tiny ketchup laser sprayed out of it.

5/5

DarkPlasmaBall

United States44088 Posts

November 21 2012 05:51 GMT

#27

You seriously didn't suspect the ketchup bottle would be sealed? Haven't you ever opened... anything before?

MapleFractal

Canada307 Posts

November 21 2012 06:31 GMT

#28

Turns out that it wasn't all one piece, I needed to first twist off the top and remove a seal. But god damn was that cap on tight, I swear it didn't budge at all. And I've seen bottles like it with no seal, just squeeze for ketchup.

LOL Gee Gee, I knew it was this the whole time and was about to scroll to the bottom to recommend you remove the seal inside the bottle. hahahahaaha Oh jezz, Those moments when you just have to sigh and laugh at yourself.

solidbebe

Netherlands4921 Posts

November 21 2012 06:50 GMT

#29

November 21 2012 shall forever be remembered as the day when noble Alzadar fought so valiantly with his ketchup bottle for 45 minutes.

iPlaY.NettleS

Australia4329 Posts

November 21 2012 08:15 GMT

#30

lol...
I stopped buying heinz ketchup when they closed their aussie factories.New Zealand is where they import it from now but NZ has laxer laws in regard to importing fresh produce.Most of the stuff made there uses chinese produce.

Brindled

United States508 Posts

November 21 2012 08:57 GMT

#31

Posting in an epic blog.
5/5

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Tobberoth

Sweden6375 Posts

November 21 2012 09:07 GMT

#32

I'm surprised you didn't think to remove the seal. In Sweden, it's ridiculously rare with bottles like this (regardless of brand) to come without a seal, pretty sure you need that seal to keep the product fresh.

dakalro

Romania525 Posts

November 21 2012 09:10 GMT

#33

On November 21 2012 17:15 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
lol...
I stopped buying heinz ketchup when they closed their aussie factories.New Zealand is where they import it from now but NZ has laxer laws in regard to importing fresh produce.Most of the stuff made there uses chinese produce.

Wait, you're worried about what kind of tomatoes KETCHUP is made from? hahahahahaha

iPlaY.NettleS

Australia4329 Posts

November 21 2012 09:15 GMT

#34

On November 21 2012 18:10 dakalro wrote:

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Wait, you're worried about what kind of tomatoes KETCHUP is made from? hahahahahaha

Well they fertilise crops with human waste in China, they don't do that here.So yes, i would rather stay away from crops grown with human waste.

Alzadar

Canada5009 Posts

November 21 2012 13:57 GMT

#35

On November 21 2012 14:19 oneofthem wrote:
how high are you

I don't smoke.

On November 21 2012 14:30 ]343[ wrote:

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You mentioned "adamantium" :D

Pretty sure the word "adamantium" originates from X-Men. And "adamant" is just a common english word for something really tough.

On November 21 2012 18:07 Tobberoth wrote:
I'm surprised you didn't think to remove the seal. In Sweden, it's ridiculously rare with bottles like this (regardless of brand) to come without a seal, pretty sure you need that seal to keep the product fresh.

You guys don't seem to get it. I'm familiar with the sealed bottle system. I've opened ketchup bottles before. But I've definitely seen Heinz bottles with no seal (always the upside down ones).

I'm curious what Heinz will email me back.

bonifaceviii

Canada2890 Posts

November 21 2012 15:17 GMT

#36

Blog of the week, 5/5

meteorskunk

Canada546 Posts

November 21 2012 15:29 GMT

#37

The thought of someone needing such an epic song to open a bottle of ketchup is one of the best thoughts there is LOL. I definitely relate though! every day tasks are fucking hard!!!

When I opened the picture i thought OP was going to say "yeah this thing squirted all over." i've definitely seen my friend go intense and put some muscle into the squeezey at a barbecue and get it on a girl's expensive looking dress. whew, glad that wasn't me, cos i've definitely squirted those things, myself.

edit: yeah i'm excited to see matrix too. I heard its really good.