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SlayerS`Yoko, you Cray Cray - Page 2

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surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
October 18 2012 07:53 GMT
#21
Terrible. 1/5
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Tribute
Profile Joined September 2010
United States146 Posts
October 18 2012 08:03 GMT
#22
Some valid points, some not so valid points, but what the hell presentation.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 18 2012 08:32 GMT
#23
wasn't very funny :/
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Enearde
Profile Joined February 2011
France265 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-18 09:36:27
October 18 2012 09:33 GMT
#24
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On October 18 2012 08:01 neoghaleon55 wrote:
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For the past year, I've been giving SlayerS`Jessica, from this point onward to be referred to as SlayerS`Yoko, the benefit of the doubt. I thought perhaps she was an extraordinary woman put into extraordinary circumstances, and that her various out-bursts and dramatic behavior may have been a result of being frustrated by things outside of her control.

But today, Yoko has thoroughly debunked that myth.
In her long form essay, which by the way was one of the most lulz-tastic piece of writing I've encountered in a long time, she addresses the platitudes of mishaps endured by Team Slayers and herself leading up to the disbandment of the beloved team.
Though these claims may hold some truth to them...it was the way Yoko presented them that really tips the scale on cray cray. The points she made were extremely one sided and/or seems exaggerated out of proportion.

The full translation can be found here:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=376041#1

The following are some of the more lulzy parts of released statement.
Let's for a moment...pretend that everything Jessica Yoko is telling us is completely 100% true:


1. BoxeR told GanZi painfully that MMA is a cancer to this team

Really? Which MMA? The MMA that won 2 GSLs for Slayers, won the ace match for GSTL grand finals, the best player in the team, beloved by all fans (including team members) across the globe...that MMA?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!


2. Alicia's complaint was that no right person dropped him and picked him up from the airport when he entered foreign tournaments. The reason was that it's annoying to be picked up and dropped off by someone else but Cella. I just sighed when he told me this. I sent him up to take a break. His complaint was not something that I did wrong and I thought he lacked some common sense.

Ask for a car ride from the airport? Gets put on probation from the team!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

Totally common sense NOT to ask such a thing.


3. MMA firmly believed that I have embezzled his money from the personal sponsor and I was very disappointed. I cared every single one of them sincerely and loved them but they believed the manager...

DAT DODGE!!!!
mma: "did you take money?"
yoko: "how could you accuse me of such a thing?! I lob you gaiz!"

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

4. More shocking thing was that no players told me about this. I was going to formally sue the manager but I couldn't because I didn't want to disturb young players with a court case.

"I totes would have sued, but I was afraid sueing would damage some of the players' feelingz"

Yes, because legal justice has no place when feelingz can be hurt.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

5. Federation and SlayerS didn't get along from the start. We had Intel as the main sponsor and started off being the wealthiest team. That's when the federation wanted us to join but we weren't sure about what their goals and what they were after so told the federation that we will decide to join when we observe surrounding situations. That's when GanZi incident happened

"Why join the union of pro-teams (that everyone else did except us) when we already got teh money?"

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

6. [Boxer's] passion as a manager and as a player were diminishing fast. I had hard time watching him too. He taught the players a more than ten-year period of experience inside and outside the game but the players didn't seem to appreciate that. That's when I suggested him to coach in T1 for remaining players, who may be able to fire up his passion again. After a few days of consideration, he agreed.

"It was all my idea!"
what a hero!

7. As you might already know, Alicia was a B-team player.

Got 2nd place in three separate grand finals in a row (MLG Spring Champ, MLG Summ Arena, NASL Grand Finals), gets called a B-team level player.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!


8. I felt unsecure about Clide hanging around with MMA.

Can't trust that MMA

Show nested quote +
@LGIMMvp
Out of all the progamers I've met over the years none of them have been as nice and sincere as MMA... I hope all the misunderstandings are cleared up as soon as possible.


What............?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

9. Taeja requested his transfer so I accepted. He wanted to move to a different team and continue playing and that's when TeamLiquid made an offer. I am really happy and proud that he is doing well every time I watch his games. He is not a player who tries hard to practise alot. Considering his performance if MMA is a practising machine then Taeja is really a genius style. If he is trained under a right regime, I think he can be the best player.

Is technically the best Terran player in the world from June to October, 2012...gets called lazy...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!


10. But when Ryung behaved in a way MMA did, I was rather disappointed. When I asked him 'why are you being like that?' he also said 'I lost my faith in you at some point.' and when I asked him 'what have I done?' he couldn't answer

T_T





Ending on a serious note,

If you asked me, Jessica should have hired a lawyer to help her write this press statement.
Releasing this emotional, passive-aggressive article was the worst thing she should have done to damage her reputation. I have no doubt that Jessica meant well, and perhaps she's a genuinely good person deep down....but good god!

She CRAY.





1) It's not because you're winning tournament that you are a good member of a team. Being a good member is being good with your teammate, hardworking etc etc, being good is not enough, it helps but that's not the point of being in a team.

2) Alicia threw a tantrum and she made him reflect on how a kid he was. Nothing bad there.

3) It was her money in the first place, well Boxer's money...so even if it's true, i don't see any issue here. Anyway, she explained the issue (this "J" guy)

4) She should have sued if she had a case but how much was it worth it? Spending money on a law suite is not what you want when your player don't have much confidence in the first place. I understand her decision.

5) SlayerS made a good call here, the first federation was dismantled and recreated because it was not a well thought organisation and most of the issues teams had weren't solved. Lots of drama then.

6) Yeah well, she's Boxer's girlfriend so what is your point here?

7) MLGs doesn't mean shit when no foreigner won it since Korean players entered it. Alicia was at one point a very good player but didn't have any success since a long time.

8) If you consider her statement true, At this point in time MMA was clearly believing she took money from the team. It's absolutely normal she thinks he could have say things that would have hurt SlayerS. So what? She was trying to protect her team and players.

9) What do you know about Taeja's behaviour while he was in SlayerS? Some players don't need to practice as much as others and Taeja might be good but he got destroyed in GSL so calling him "The best player of 2012" is a fairly bold statement. Also, he might have change is behaviour and start practicing a lot more within Liquid than with SlayerS. Taeja was a midlevel players back when he was in SlayerS.

10) Again, so what? Ryung said he lost faith in her but can't say what she did wrong so i would have been disapointed too.

End note:

I think you're bitter your fav team or whatever got disbanded and jump on the Jessica's hate bandwagon to seek revenge. Your analyse of her statement is subjective and you have no way to back your points (when you made one). It's so easy to hate on her because of all the dramas but at the end of the day she may be partly at fault here but a team doesn't disband because of one person. If Boxer left the team he created and partly founded (1m won invested from his pockets), it's probably not because he was suspicious of his wife/girlfriend. Just leave it be, we all are sad that SlayerS won't exist anymore and it's unfair but imo, she doesn't deserve the hate. She took care of every player and all the dramas prove she cared for them very much. You don't go the such extend as making you look like shit in front of hundreds of thousands people throughout the world just because you feel like trolling when your boyfriend is called Boxer.

Well, anyway you won't stop hating her so do as you want.

Peace

FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-18 10:10:22
October 18 2012 10:06 GMT
#25
On October 18 2012 10:34 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Those of you criticizing that I'm posting without knowing what happened exactly...
or that you think I'm blaming Jessica for all that has transpired....

completely missing the point.

lol



Then your blog is really unclear (for me and a least 3 or 4 other people).
So what is your point ? I fail to see it. Maybe i'm not understanding it very well.

Enearde made valid points that i couldn't have writen better.

And to conclude if it were something that supposed to be funny. I don't find it funny. But fun is diffrent from a person to another.
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
bananaman533
Profile Joined June 2010
86 Posts
October 18 2012 10:16 GMT
#26
TL requires me to log in to rate this terribly presented blog a 1/5?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
storywriter
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia528 Posts
October 18 2012 12:48 GMT
#27
Retard
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
October 18 2012 13:38 GMT
#28
This thread's a solid 3; not the best but not the worst.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
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