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Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
October 02 2012 18:55 GMT
#1
Do You Even Lift?

I am a virgin.
I am a master of love.
I have trained with my right hand for almost eight years now, giving me the expertise that others envy.
I wear only the finest clothes imported from Mexico.
I am the refrigerator and females are the magnets.
Today I spoke with the woman who is destined to be the first of my many sexual trophies.
Her name was Felicity.
I caught the smell of her wonderful scent today as I exited the classroom.
The fragrant aroma of her drenched leather jacket and perfume entered my nostrils.
Her scent combined with her panicked expression as I approached signaled her primal desires to copulate.
I asked her if she wanted to sex but she declined saying that I wasn’t her type.
She was playing hard to get.
In my experience, having watched many hours of anime and porn, this is just a ploy to increase her value.
I am an alpha male.
I am a god.
It is impossible for a mere plebian to decline my invitation for sexy time.
Our eyes locked again the next day.
She asked me if she could enter the classroom door.
Clearly she wanted me to enter her door.
I asked her if she wanted to smoke some pot with me sometime.
She said no, saying that she has never wanted to try.
I came to the sad realization that unlike me, there were people who did not have perfect bodies, spent their time with other people, and had no style.
Felicity was a loser.
I have to go lift.

I dedicate this girl blog to all girl blogs.
Love – StateofCurry


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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
October 02 2012 18:58 GMT
#2
Sounds good, Swedish wannabe Zyzz.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
October 02 2012 19:01 GMT
#3
Hahaha. I wish that guy would just realize how ridiculous he is and just leave. But that's highly unlikely, given how people give attention to the dumbest shit, and some people have nothing they love more than attention

Good blog.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
October 02 2012 19:02 GMT
#4
I think you should work on your domestic skills to get past the [Maybe] threshold.

Or you could just drug her.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 02 2012 19:03 GMT
#5
Those countless hours of anime and porn sure come in handy!
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
October 02 2012 19:09 GMT
#6
i like you op
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
October 02 2012 19:10 GMT
#7
This is a joke or something?..................... right?
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
October 02 2012 19:12 GMT
#8
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.
Cackle™
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
October 02 2012 19:17 GMT
#9
Great, now you'll never get laid!!!

Nice going!!!
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 02 2012 19:27 GMT
#10
On October 03 2012 04:12 TheKefka wrote:
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.

I have to admit the last two days have been rather amusing...
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
October 02 2012 20:09 GMT
#11
5/5 looking forward to more.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 02 2012 20:21 GMT
#12
rofl 5/5
:)
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
October 02 2012 20:32 GMT
#13
5/5 would read again, poetry at its finest
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 02 2012 20:58 GMT
#14
That's some of the best girl blog poetry I've ever read.
Lol training with right hand.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Xhiwi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
49 Posts
October 02 2012 21:03 GMT
#15
Not sure if I should laugh or...not.
-insert kitschy quote here-
deus.machinarum
Profile Joined September 2011
Austria658 Posts
October 02 2012 22:06 GMT
#16
<3 lovely parody

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of course, it it ain't parody, well....we're in deep shit
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
October 02 2012 22:18 GMT
#17
5/5 best girl blog I've seen recently. <3
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
October 02 2012 22:24 GMT
#18
This sums up 86% of girl blogs. The other 14% are crying, and -24% make sense. The other 24% are ok.

Somebody to sex opens the door to all males Platinum or higher. You're obviously bronze and need to eat Paleo diet. Also, girls like Affliction shirts.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
October 02 2012 22:36 GMT
#19
this is just fucking amazing. The signing off is the best part. Just love it. Doing work
Awesome german interviewer: "What was your idea going into games against Idra" "I WANTED TO USE A CHEESE STRATEGY BECAUSE IDRA IS KNOWN TO TILT AFTER LOSING TO SOMETHING GAY" Demuslim
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
October 02 2012 22:45 GMT
#20
On October 03 2012 03:55 Spicy_Curry wrote:
In my experience, having watched many hours of anime and porn, this is just a ploy to increase her value.

Haha, awesome line and blog.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-03 00:23:17
October 03 2012 00:22 GMT
#21
1star. If you're not making a blog aren't you just making fun of them?
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 03 2012 01:13 GMT
#22
loooool

You forgot the last two lines
Type in "tea" and click blog.
One-star average over twenty ratings: WINNING.
Что?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
October 03 2012 02:04 GMT
#23
On October 03 2012 04:12 TheKefka wrote:
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.

Gahahaha. I thought it was just me. Seriously, like one in every four or five blogs seems to be a girl blog at the moment. Haven't seen opshot around much though, and he hasn't been on irc at all...that's a shame :<
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21246 Posts
October 03 2012 02:05 GMT
#24
very naisu
TranslatorBaa!
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
October 03 2012 03:11 GMT
#25
On October 03 2012 11:04 Aerisky wrote:
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On October 03 2012 04:12 TheKefka wrote:
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.

Gahahaha. I thought it was just me. Seriously, like one in every four or five blogs seems to be a girl blog at the moment. Haven't seen opshot around much though, and he hasn't been on irc at all...that's a shame :<

maybe its a seasonal thing
LiquidDota StaffOnly a true king can play the King.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 03 2012 05:54 GMT
#26
5/5 so good
Writer
Diglett
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
600 Posts
October 03 2012 06:24 GMT
#27
you. i like you.
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-03 09:32:37
October 03 2012 07:01 GMT
#28
Im not actually being serious :/
Thought that was incredibly obvious haha
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 03 2012 15:18 GMT
#29
On October 03 2012 11:04 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 03 2012 04:12 TheKefka wrote:
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.

Gahahaha. I thought it was just me. Seriously, like one in every four or five blogs seems to be a girl blog at the moment. Haven't seen opshot around much though, and he hasn't been on irc at all...that's a shame :<

This is my third post in this thread alone and you're saying I'm not around much? =(
I have my reasons for staying out of IRC.
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StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
October 03 2012 17:31 GMT
#30
Finest clothes imported from mexico? But your from sweden???? Why are you paying international shipping rates when you can get high quality clothing from europe?
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
October 03 2012 17:36 GMT
#31
On October 04 2012 02:31 StateofReverie wrote:
Finest clothes imported from mexico? But your from sweden???? Why are you paying international shipping rates when you can get high quality clothing from europe?


I dont think you quite get it
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blahz0r
Profile Joined December 2010
3030 Posts
October 04 2012 03:20 GMT
#32
I think this was the worst girl/boy blog I have read lately. I'm handing out these 1/5 like they're candy.

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