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Do You Even Lift?
I am a virgin.
I am a master of love.
I have trained with my right hand for almost eight years now, giving me the expertise that others envy.
I wear only the finest clothes imported from Mexico.
I am the refrigerator and females are the magnets.
Today I spoke with the woman who is destined to be the first of my many sexual trophies.
Her name was Felicity.
I caught the smell of her wonderful scent today as I exited the classroom.
The fragrant aroma of her drenched leather jacket and perfume entered my nostrils.
Her scent combined with her panicked expression as I approached signaled her primal desires to copulate.
I asked her if she wanted to sex but she declined saying that I wasn’t her type.
She was playing hard to get.
In my experience, having watched many hours of anime and porn, this is just a ploy to increase her value.
I am an alpha male.
I am a god.
It is impossible for a mere plebian to decline my invitation for sexy time.
Our eyes locked again the next day.
She asked me if she could enter the classroom door.
Clearly she wanted me to enter her door.
I asked her if she wanted to smoke some pot with me sometime.
She said no, saying that she has never wanted to try.
I came to the sad realization that unlike me, there were people who did not have perfect bodies, spent their time with other people, and had no style.
Felicity was a loser.
I have to go lift.
I dedicate this girl blog to all girl blogs.
Love – StateofCurry
 
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Sounds good, Swedish wannabe Zyzz.
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Hahaha. I wish that guy would just realize how ridiculous he is and just leave. But that's highly unlikely, given how people give attention to the dumbest shit, and some people have nothing they love more than attention 
Good blog.
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I think you should work on your domestic skills to get past the [Maybe] threshold.
Or you could just drug her.
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Those countless hours of anime and porn sure come in handy!
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This is a joke or something?..................... right?
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If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.
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Great, now you'll never get laid!!!
Nice going!!!
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On October 03 2012 04:12 TheKefka wrote:
If this trend continues on OPshot gonna overdose on girl blogs soon.
I have to admit the last two days have been rather amusing...
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5/5 looking forward to more.
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5/5 would read again, poetry at its finest
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That's some of the best girl blog poetry I've ever read.
Lol training with right hand.
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Not sure if I should laugh or...not.
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<3 lovely parody
+ Show Spoiler +of course, it it ain't parody, well....we're in deep shit
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5/5 best girl blog I've seen recently. <3
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This sums up 86% of girl blogs. The other 14% are crying, and -24% make sense. The other 24% are ok.
Somebody to sex opens the door to all males Platinum or higher. You're obviously bronze and need to eat Paleo diet. Also, girls like Affliction shirts.
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this is just fucking amazing. The signing off is the best part. Just love it. Doing work
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On October 03 2012 03:55 Spicy_Curry wrote:
In my experience, having watched many hours of anime and porn, this is just a ploy to increase her value.
Haha, awesome line and blog.
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EPT
