[BW]I love ZvT

Well, here is another Battle Report, again a ZvT because ZvZ is rarely a Battle Report material and I suck at ZvP.

So I start at top right and he starts at bottom left. Good news for me, I like cross spawns.


Look at my APM, my APM is amazing



I went 12 hatch whereas he went for a 1 rax CC. Standard piece of shit. I only make 1 set of lings until my mutas come out while trying to defend anything and everything with 3 sunkens. At least works at my level.


Dude, you're not being heterosexual with your scout

Anyway, I decide to keep the shit standard and show him my monster muta micro, which ends up being actually monster level. At least we can consider it that way in red ranks.


So I'll be constructing myself for 100 seconds while leaving a timing window for my opponent to exploit

Meanwhile, he's trying to commence the phase 1 of his 2 phase master plan:
1- "Well, as I suck at defending mutalisk shit, I'll go for pre-muta timing"
2- "If I win with that, I celebrate. If I don't, I'll throw some production buildings and shit and push at random timings"


I don't know which one is worse. Me having zero preparation to this shit or forgetting to turn off the APM counter so now I can't trick TL into thinking that I have 300+ APM.

When I scouted it, he was already on his way with stim finished, everything set for a pre-muta timing. Unlike him though, I had nothing set, just started sunkens after seeing him moving out, crossing the bridge.


Plz construct twice as fast this time. I'll need you like... Right now?

As you know, they take a while in order to get themselves constructed and then turn into actual sunkens. He was there while my sunkens were just morphing.


So this is the end of this game?


Of course not, silly you. Why would I blog about a random loss to a pre-mutalisk timing?

Well, I killed all his shit and now and time to show him the infamous zerg MM: Muta Micro. Monster level one tbh.


Hi SCVs, bye SCVs. Recommend us to your friends too, Thanks!

The best time to make lurkers is the time you're killing his shit with mutas.


I'm not crazy, my name isn't Force[Name] either. I have to make lurkers to survive T attacks

So I killed like 10-ish SCVs in his nat along with 4-5 turrets, a few marines and a medic, just in the natural.


Hey look, we're being cost-efficient here!

He goes for a push of some marines and some vultures, accompanied by a medic, again.



Deenieed

The most difficult part of the push is to understand what it is. That was easily 800-900 minerals that went down to 18 lings and leftover mutas. Replay shows me that it is a 3rax-3fact timing push that aims to hit right after my lurker tech kicks in.



Well, I said I would build shit and shit and hope for the best

At the same time, I was looking for opportunities to squueze my opponent more and more


Well, my defiler control sucks, so guardians it is

Here is the part that I suicide my entire army into Terran army before defilers are ready.


Hey, let's throw a well earned win!

While I was suiciding my main army, I was attacking his natural worker line, or rather turret line, with my guardians, which were eventually cleared by wraiths without doing damage, and the worst part is: He is preparing a drop to my 3rd and I have no idea about it.



Dropshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, uhh I mean Dropshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!

While I continue suiciding my army, my hatchery gets damaged more and more.


I said my defiler control sucks

Somehow, I clear the drops without losing my hatch. Then I turn it into a lair.


Thanks for not targetting my hatchery, you just threw i guess.

After some more suiciding armies into each other, fail defilers and shit, he goes for one last push...


Plzplzplz dance all your hydraling in our range so that I can actually win

That gets stopped ice cold right outside his natural.


GEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~! OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!