EPT40 midgets vs a lion - Page 3
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
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emythrel
United Kingdom2599 Posts
1 apex predator that relies on size, speed and strength against 40 (albeit very small) apex predators that rely on brains and tools. Give the midgets weapons, they win no probs but without weapons? Humans SUCK at fighting without our trusty weapons, a Lion has built in weapons. A Lion can cave in a fully grown humans chest with one flick of its paw, it has teeth that can rip through flesh and retractable claws that do the same. Unless all the midgets managed to jump on its back at the same time and thats frankly near impossible since the midgets would barely be tall enough to jump that high (a fully grown male Lion is about 4 feet tall at the shoulder, and can be up to 9 feet tall when standing on hind legs) especially when you consider that they would have to pile up on top, a highly unlikely feat. The Lion is much much much stronger than the strongest human while midgets are weaker than an average human. Lions have a much higher pain tolerance and tougher skin. I could carry on but i digress.... The Lion could easily kill 5-10 midgets with a few of swipes of its paws, or at least incapacitate them. A few more swipes and theres another 5 gone, and another 5. Lion wins nearly every time.... its simply better built for killing than humans. You could probably put a Lion in a room with 40 fully grown average Humans and it would still come out on top if it could avoid being jumped on by too many at once. | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
They have to go for it, immediately without any second thoughts. If they don't act quickly their numbers will dwindle and they lose their pack advantage, then the rest would get torn to shreds. I reckon though if 40 of them just went straight for it they would win, though it's definitely a close call. | ||
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metbull
United States404 Posts
Sure the midgets can surround and maybe even grab/touch the lion; but the sheer power of the animal can/will move any tiny object from it's desired path. Plus a lion can survive kicks from a zebra, gazelle, etc. Most humans will sustain incredible injuries from an incident like that. Sure you start off with 40, but that number will get quickly twiddled down as the lion does what a Lion does. Also it depends on the kind of lion we are talking about. A lion that fears humans or a lion that doesn't fear anything are two drastically different animals. Seriously read Death in the Long Grass by Peter Chapstick if you want to read some crazy lion stories from a man who lived them. | ||
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MrRicewife
Canada515 Posts
lemme find a video if anyone tells me that the midgets would win after watching that video, you are REEEEEEEEEEET. gawn brah dare ya edit: 40 grown men, and 40 midgets, STILL. i mean come on here. one lion swat would knock 3 heads off. lions get tired when they run, they don't have to. it's hands down lion. what are you gawn do? punch it to death? LOL. | ||
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
How are midgets supposed to hurt a lion? They are nature's ultimate killing machine. | ||
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
I don't think many people in this thread realise just how pathetic we human beings are. We really are the weakest sacks of shit mother nature has ever produced. Our strength, pound for pound, is so horrible it is unbelievable. This is something that really needs to be pounded home here. We humans, pound for pound, are so incredibly weak compared to our animal counterparts it is beyond absurd. Against even mid-size creatures not known for fighting prowess such as the larger monkeys, there is literally nothing you can do. They are above and beyond what you could ever hope to fight against successfully. All you can do is pray to your god that they leave enough of you attached to your bones so that you can at least breath without a machine for the rest of your life. A fully grown lion? A death machine ripped from your darkest nightmares here to deliver you to your maker? Not in your wildest dreams. | ||
Empyrean
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Kyrillion
Russian Federation748 Posts
On August 26 2012 07:27 peacenl wrote: Am I the only one that is getting hilarious mental pictures? Of midgets being chased by a lion, or midgets beating a lion with their tiny arms. I'm seeing the beginning of LOTR the movie in my head. Only funnier. | ||
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gameguard
Korea (South)2132 Posts
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Slayer91
Ireland23442 Posts
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Xiron
Germany1233 Posts
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GoTuNk!
Chile4591 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
THIS BLOG IS RACIST AGAINST LIONS. On August 26 2012 13:42 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote: If the midgets fight "selflessly with one mind like zealots in a deathball" then they could do it. But there is a huge difference between that and what would actually happen: 40 incredibly weak humans fighting to survive against a lion. I don't think many people in this thread realise just how pathetic we human beings are. We really are the weakest sacks of shit mother nature has ever produced. Our strength, pound for pound, is so horrible it is unbelievable. This is something that really needs to be pounded home here. We humans, pound for pound, are so incredibly weak compared to our animal counterparts it is beyond absurd. Against even mid-size creatures not known for fighting prowess such as the larger monkeys, there is literally nothing you can do. They are above and beyond what you could ever hope to fight against successfully. All you can do is pray to your god that they leave enough of you attached to your bones so that you can at least breath without a machine for the rest of your life. A fully grown lion? A death machine ripped from your darkest nightmares here to deliver you to your maker? Not in your wildest dreams. Wow, way to be all cynical. Just to prove you wrong, I am going to fight my cat and we'll see who is superior. | ||
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9-BiT
United States1089 Posts
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
On August 26 2012 05:39 EchOne wrote: 5 minutes? The midgets are so fucked. 40 random people would be hard pressed to form ranks properly in 5 minutes, let alone organizationally equip themselves to fight anything that can easily kill them in seconds. Organization yes, but they don't get to gear themselves up. On August 27 2012 00:46 GoTuNk! wrote: Depends on the midgets as well? Midget =/= Pussies. A bunch of clones of Mike Kuhns would rape the lion and make a coat with it. They're technically average joes with no martial arts trianing so its a legit fight I guess. o-o | ||
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Kyrillion
Russian Federation748 Posts
Why does the lion get no time to strategize? WHY? THIS BLOG IS RACIST AGAINST LIONS. According to recent studies, it would appear lions spend a lot of time thinking about that kind of situations in order to be always prepared. Yeah, that's what occurs when you have nothing to do because females do all the work. | ||
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