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Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 25 2012 20:15 GMT
#61
On August 25 2012 06:54 Shady Sands wrote:
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On August 25 2012 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
Results for me:

Why are homeless women so: "Why are there no homeless women?"

Why are fat women so: rude, attracted to me, fat after birth
Why are lesbian women so: complicated, hard, short-lived
Why are anorexic women so: skinny (I'm not making this up, I swear)
Why are bulimic women so: skinny


Why are prostitutes: illegal, so expensive, so ugly

Seems like a classic market shortage.

You just need a camera, and video tape it. Then you can let the prostitute sell your sex tape on something like "clips for sale."
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 26 2012 23:53 GMT
#62
On August 26 2012 05:15 Nymphaceae wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 25 2012 06:54 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 25 2012 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
Results for me:

Why are homeless women so: "Why are there no homeless women?"

Why are fat women so: rude, attracted to me, fat after birth
Why are lesbian women so: complicated, hard, short-lived
Why are anorexic women so: skinny (I'm not making this up, I swear)
Why are bulimic women so: skinny


Why are prostitutes: illegal, so expensive, so ugly

Seems like a classic market shortage.

You just need a camera, and video tape it. Then you can let the prostitute sell your sex tape on something like "clips for sale."


If you do that without her consent, are you committing theft?
Что?
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