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Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
August 24 2012 01:24 GMT
#41
Why are atheist women so: angry, smart, stupid, mean? Same with men.
Why are democrat women so: ugly?
Why are republican women so: hot?

esports
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 24 2012 02:04 GMT
#42
On August 24 2012 10:24 Luepert wrote:
Why are atheist women so: angry, smart, stupid, mean? Same with men.
Why are democrat women so: ugly?
Why are republican women so: hot?



For the men:

Republican: Happy, Much Happier
Democrat: Effeminate, Angry

lol did not expect that.
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OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 24 2012 02:11 GMT
#43
Korean: Feminine, hot, tall
Japanese: Feminine, weird, sexist
Chinese: Rude, feminine, small


K-Pop, everybody!
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 24 2012 03:30 GMT
#44
On August 24 2012 11:11 OneOther wrote:
Show nested quote +
Korean: Feminine, hot, tall
Japanese: Feminine, weird, sexist
Chinese: Rude, feminine, small


K-Pop, everybody!


lol.

which is ironic given that SNSD etc is actually pretty short
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TheKwas
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Iceland372 Posts
August 24 2012 04:32 GMT
#45
Canada Results:

Why are Canadian girls so pretty
Why are Canadian men so hot

Well, it's good to know that we have the simplest and most flattering stereotypes on the internet.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 24 2012 04:51 GMT
#46
On August 24 2012 13:32 TheKwas wrote:
Canada Results:

Why are Canadian girls so pretty
Why are Canadian men so hot

Well, it's good to know that we have the simplest and most flattering stereotypes on the internet.


Lol a lot of it might be because to Americans, Canadians are a lot better
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Kyrillion
Profile Joined August 2011
Russian Federation748 Posts
August 24 2012 06:31 GMT
#47
Korean: Feminine, hot, tall


Try them shoeless.
If you seek well, you shall find.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 24 2012 06:48 GMT
#48
i always love typing in:
why do ___ people ____

Chinese: use chosticks, wear masks (lolwtf?), have flat faces, drink hot water
Black: jump high, tan, have big lips
American: hate immigrants (LOL), hate soccer
Canadian: say eh, speak french,
Mexican: speak spanish, say way, say essay
British: say bloody, drink tea, have bad teeth
French: smoke, have bad teeth, not shower
German: love david hasselhoff, dig holes in the beach, smell
Italian: have big noses, talk with their hands, eat pasta
Jewish: step on glass (what?), wear wigs, circumcise
Indian: lie, not like ice, have red dots
Russian: look Asian, drink vodka, look different, look chinese
Korean: say fighting, dislike black people, bow
Japanese: live longer, wear masks, sleep on the floor

trying "why are ___ people so _____" is also pretty funny
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
August 24 2012 07:10 GMT
#49
On August 24 2012 15:48 ieatkids5 wrote:
i always love typing in:
why do ___ people ____

Chinese: use chosticks, wear masks (lolwtf?), have flat faces, drink hot water
Black: jump high, tan, have big lips
American: hate immigrants (LOL), hate soccer
Canadian: say eh, speak french,
Mexican: speak spanish, say way, say essay
British: say bloody, drink tea, have bad teeth
French: smoke, have bad teeth, not shower
German: love david hasselhoff, dig holes in the beach, smell
Italian: have big noses, talk with their hands, eat pasta
Jewish: step on glass (what?), wear wigs, circumcise
Indian: lie, not like ice, have red dots
Russian: look Asian, drink vodka, look different, look chinese
Korean: say fighting, dislike black people, bow
Japanese: live longer, wear masks, sleep on the floor

trying "why are ___ people so _____" is also pretty funny


Whadafuq you mean why do Italians eat pasta? Cuz it's goddamn delicious that's why! (all dem carbzzz)
BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
August 24 2012 12:50 GMT
#50
On August 24 2012 15:48 ieatkids5 wrote:
i always love typing in:
why do ___ people ____

Chinese: use chosticks, wear masks (lolwtf?), have flat faces, drink hot water
Black: jump high, tan, have big lips
American: hate immigrants (LOL), hate soccer
Canadian: say eh, speak french,
Mexican: speak spanish, say way, say essay
British: say bloody, drink tea, have bad teeth
French: smoke, have bad teeth, not shower
German: love david hasselhoff, dig holes in the beach, smell
Italian: have big noses, talk with their hands, eat pasta
Jewish: step on glass (what?), wear wigs, circumcise
Indian: lie, not like ice, have red dots
Russian: look Asian, drink vodka, look different, look chinese
Korean: say fighting, dislike black people, bow
Japanese: live longer, wear masks, sleep on the floor

trying "why are ___ people so _____" is also pretty funny


Big WTFs right there. Lol.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 24 2012 16:08 GMT
#51
added to OP. thanks Ieatkids5
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SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
August 24 2012 16:24 GMT
#52
Why do italian people eat pasta is pretty funny.
Dating thread on TL LUL
Left4Cookies
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Denmark803 Posts
August 24 2012 20:59 GMT
#53
I have never thought of using Google for this kind of thing. Thank you!
Engineering's like math. But LOUDER!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 24 2012 21:50 GMT
#54
Results for me:

Why are homeless women so: "Why are there no homeless women?"

Why are fat women so: rude, attracted to me, fat after birth
Why are lesbian women so: complicated, hard, short-lived
Why are anorexic women so: skinny (I'm not making this up, I swear)
Why are bulimic women so: skinny
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 24 2012 21:54 GMT
#55
On August 25 2012 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
Results for me:

Why are homeless women so: "Why are there no homeless women?"

Why are fat women so: rude, attracted to me, fat after birth
Why are lesbian women so: complicated, hard, short-lived
Why are anorexic women so: skinny (I'm not making this up, I swear)
Why are bulimic women so: skinny


Why are prostitutes: illegal, so expensive, so ugly

Seems like a classic market shortage.
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Mongoose
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom190 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-25 02:56:19
August 25 2012 02:55 GMT
#56
My personal favourite is the:
+ Show Spoiler +
Why are Indian men so: Abusive, creepy, ugly


Made me lol. Would be terrible if everyone actually thought that.
Master league EU Terran
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-25 03:42:59
August 25 2012 03:41 GMT
#57
Oh man, this thread is golden.

This one got me LOL: "Indian: lie, not like ice, have red dots"
Writer
Xhiwi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
49 Posts
August 25 2012 08:57 GMT
#58
German: Strange, Tall, Ugly


This makes me sad ):
-insert kitschy quote here-
Khazroul
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom206 Posts
August 25 2012 12:31 GMT
#59
I believe the Jewish people stepping on glass thing is about a tradition to break a glass when they marry? I could be mistaken ofc. I don't think they are supposed to step on it though, but perhaps a method for breaking it is stamping on it instead of throwing? lol
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 25 2012 13:26 GMT
#60
On August 25 2012 21:31 Khazroul wrote:
I believe the Jewish people stepping on glass thing is about a tradition to break a glass when they marry? I could be mistaken ofc. I don't think they are supposed to step on it though, but perhaps a method for breaking it is stamping on it instead of throwing? lol


Yep. That happens in a traditional Jewish wedding.

See the movie "Goodfellas"
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