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Checking out a hot piece of ass just saved my life - Page 2

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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 00:05:14
May 29 2012 23:09 GMT
#21
That's pretty freaking awesome as everybody else is saying. Hot dayum (in several ways).
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
May 30 2012 00:02 GMT
#22
This is easily one of the most awesome things I have ever heard lol, you totally should have just told her what happened.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
May 30 2012 01:12 GMT
#23
tell that to her. great way to pick her up
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
May 30 2012 01:39 GMT
#24
Holy fuck that must of been an ass worth dyi... no living for you could probably tell her that and she would probably enjoy knowing that her ass saved someones life
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 30 2012 01:41 GMT
#25
who knew chauvinism would be good for anything ^^
User was warned for too many mimes.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
May 30 2012 01:59 GMT
#26
After reading the OP I had 2 impressions:
1. Ass is a lifesaver.
2. Why the hell didn't he turn his ass around and go use it as an oppertunity to talk to said female.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
May 30 2012 02:20 GMT
#27
Hahaha now all men have good excuses to ogle.
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 30 2012 02:24 GMT
#28
I've been living a dangerous life full of chivalry and class by not staring at pretty girls. I suppose I'll have to change this for safety's sake.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Imperium11
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States279 Posts
May 30 2012 02:26 GMT
#29
On May 30 2012 05:12 Nydus Wurm wrote:
I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic.


Glad I'm not the only one who does this lol. Might be creepy, but I can just never resist those oh-not-so-subtle glances behind.

blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
May 30 2012 02:38 GMT
#30
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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[image loading]


LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
HyperionDreamer
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1528 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 03:03:46
May 30 2012 03:03 GMT
#31
On May 30 2012 11:38 blade55555 wrote:
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On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D

LOL GG NO RE

What do you do after this if you're that guy? Forget the girl, she's obviously going to be lolzing at you, but like how do you extract yourself from that position with the gate dropped on you?

Drive the car fowards and break off the arm thingy?


Edit: I'm going to check out some ass on the way to work tomorrow. It's supposed to be 35 degrees, so there'll be lots of joggers on my route to the office.
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Soender
Profile Joined May 2012
Denmark9 Posts
May 30 2012 12:31 GMT
#32
Haha, awesome dude!
You should have thanked that babe for being so hot and save your life.

Nice tip. Always look at hot babes.
Training hard to accomplish my goal of life. SC2 pro, gogo! :D
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
May 30 2012 13:35 GMT
#33
dat gas
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
May 30 2012 15:15 GMT
#34
Great, now I have a good excuse to ogle! Thanks OP!
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
Nightsz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada398 Posts
May 30 2012 15:54 GMT
#35
Kind of reminds me of that seinfeld episode. Except checking out a girls boob ending up crashing their car lol
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
May 30 2012 16:02 GMT
#36
Yo girl your ass just saved my life. We should get togheter.

She would probably just give you the flat hand in the face
If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
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