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Checking out a hot piece of ass just saved my life

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Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
May 29 2012 20:12 GMT
#1
So, I'm working from home for the time being (page layout/consulting) and I stepped out to buy some beer. On my way home, this hot Asian girl was walking next to me, but I was walking a little faster, so she wound up behind me. When I crossed the street to get to my place, I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic. Never did I realize that this would change my life forever. You see, had I not looked that way for the extra time, I wouldn't have seen the (drunk?) idiot come flying down the street between the two cars in the normal lanes. Given that a big truck was blocking my view, I had no way of seeing this guy until the last minute. Had I not been looking at this beautiful woman, I would have already been crossing the street when this moron came through. No way he would have been able to stop on time. So, basically, I'm saying this: guys, check out those hot babes, it might just save your life someday.

****
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#2
It wasn't your time yet.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#3
Wow. Never knew ogling could be such a life-changing event.
=Þ
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
May 29 2012 20:19 GMT
#4
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<
liftlift > tsm
LucidityDark
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom139 Posts
May 29 2012 20:24 GMT
#5
On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice
JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
May 29 2012 20:33 GMT
#6
On May 30 2012 05:24 LucidityDark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice

I lol'd

I guess avoiding getting hit by a car is definitely worth risking receiving a good slap/kick from an offended young lady
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
May 29 2012 20:38 GMT
#7
Yeah, or maybe, because of checking out that hot girl you won't pay attention to the road when crossing and die.
RubiksCube
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Germany259 Posts
May 29 2012 20:39 GMT
#8
You should've thanked her and told her, would've totally gotten you laid.
bre1010
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
71 Posts
May 29 2012 20:52 GMT
#9
If I ever get caught checking out a girl, I will refer her to this blog
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
May 29 2012 20:59 GMT
#10
Hot asian angels saving lifes.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
May 29 2012 21:02 GMT
#11
All I can say is...

DAT ASS!!
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 29 2012 21:04 GMT
#12
Did you then use it as a pickup line? If not I am giving you one star.
Omnipresent
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States871 Posts
May 29 2012 21:09 GMT
#13
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 29 2012 21:16 GMT
#14
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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[image loading]

LMFAO

Anywho, I think it could go either way. OP just happened to get lucky and did the right one.
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
May 29 2012 21:31 GMT
#15
"hi, you just saved my life... seriously, i stopped to check you out and it saved me from getting ran over by a drunk driver.. can i buy you dinner?"
answer=yes, she couldn't say no
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10182 Posts
May 29 2012 21:36 GMT
#16
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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[image loading]

oh god that was hilarious.

nice save. you should tell her what happened. ^.^
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Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
May 29 2012 21:46 GMT
#17
This will be my excuse if I ever get caught.
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
May 29 2012 21:47 GMT
#18
5/5 simply awesome.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-29 23:04:57
May 29 2012 23:04 GMT
#19
I think this teaches me to make sure that there isn't a crazy drunk driver coming behind a big truck, perhaps by peeking out a bit (around the truck?) before completely walking through the intersection . All the same, I'm glad you're still with us.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 29 2012 23:07 GMT
#20
Now I can tell my girlfriend 'I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!'
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