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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-09 23:28:21
May 06 2012 12:42 GMT
#1





****
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 06 2012 13:28 GMT
#2
How did you not turn out insane growing up in such a special environment ?
ॐ
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6598 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 13:44:07
May 06 2012 13:43 GMT
#3
The more I read this one the more depressing it got.
LiquidDota Staff
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
May 06 2012 14:10 GMT
#4
the last bit about the fire just got me laughing.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
May 06 2012 14:16 GMT
#5
Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 06 2012 14:22 GMT
#6
I am so sorry to hear that charlie. Cats heads belong on their shoulders.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
DuckS
Profile Joined September 2010
United States845 Posts
May 06 2012 14:38 GMT
#7
On May 06 2012 23:16 3FFA wrote:
Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o


What? There are real pics in the OP...
"You foiled us this time Americans, but your liberty will not protect your Marilyn Monroe forever - our Queen must FEED!" - Deleuze
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 06 2012 14:51 GMT
#8
Seriously, your blog should be featured. If not for the hilarity contained then for the hidden gems like
Living in the house was like living inside of a bird's rectum, except, at least if I lived inside of the bird's ass then I would hear it's sqwauks at a lessened volume.
or
If you are in your mid-forties and have to have your 16 year old son spot you 20 bucks so you can buy yourself a few hours of time where you forget how big of a fuck up you are...Just end this pathetic travesty you call a life.

It is truly a miracle of life how you can turn out a halfway decent humany being with a childhood like yours, considering your previous blogs.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Steam101
Profile Joined November 2011
Argentina47 Posts
May 06 2012 15:59 GMT
#9
This is Hilarious. You, my friend, are a genius! Someone feature this kid ASAP
a serious place on serious earth
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
May 06 2012 16:02 GMT
#10
wat
Without a paddle up shit creek.
happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
May 06 2012 16:48 GMT
#11
Hahahaha. I didn't care for your blogs at first, but now they have really grown on me. Have a 5
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
May 06 2012 16:52 GMT
#12
On May 07 2012 01:02 matiK23 wrote:
wat


i had the same reaction i read his blog the first time

great 5/5
banelings
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 06 2012 17:26 GMT
#13
I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o
User was warned for too many mimes.
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
May 06 2012 19:06 GMT
#14
Im so mad that they wasted all that beer, does your dad legit wear red shoes and a red bowtie, or is that just hilarious looking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
May 06 2012 19:44 GMT
#15
I like what you said about the e-penis and facebook. our society is kinda shitty :|
Luckily my e-penis is only an inch long ;p
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
roronoe
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada1527 Posts
May 06 2012 20:26 GMT
#16
had me laughing the whole time, lol.
Now I want to try that with beer bottles though.
The Purgatory of Endless Depths
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 06 2012 20:32 GMT
#17
On May 07 2012 02:26 docvoc wrote:
I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o

I agree with this guy
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
May 06 2012 20:33 GMT
#18
I love your comments about facebook haha.

Also, burn beer? This is madness!
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
FlyingToilet
Profile Joined August 2011
United States840 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 22:11:42
May 06 2012 22:09 GMT
#19
Well my dads off supporting a woman paying her mortgage and when they die her meth head kids their 12 acre 2 story 100,000 dollar home, but i don't think i can relate my life is not as depressing... And btw the guy who murdered the 2 cats needs to rot in a cell because that is some fucked up ass shit!
http://justin.tv/flyingtoilet
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
May 06 2012 23:01 GMT
#20
Oh god, as much as I love your blogs, please tell me the part with the cats is fiction
But otherwise the rest was good, just not the cat part.
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