• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 17:24
CET 22:24
KST 06:24
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!10[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Evil Geniuses - shutting down16ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier5Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1[$1250] International ShieldBattery League79Weekly Cups (October 5-11): Farewell to 5.0.167
StarCraft 2
General
Evil Geniuses - shutting down REPORT: StarCraft 2: Remastered In Development How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners No more SC2 streamers on team liquid?
Tourneys
RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 ScienceCraft (October 24-25) - Live Event Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier WORTEX Challenger Series — Open SC2 LAN in Budapes
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Sweltering Sands
External Content
Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 548 Shining Bright Mutation # 547 Temple Of Terror
Brood War
General
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory! Recent recommended BW games [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos Hands of Pluto Oceanic Brood War - Join and chat!
Tourneys
[$1250] International ShieldBattery League [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Grand Finals [BSL23] RO24 Group C
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Armies of Exigo - YesYes? General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 11055 users

A Crazed Man Decapitated Our Family Cat...

Blogs > KING CHARLIE :D
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-09 23:28:21
May 06 2012 12:42 GMT
#1





****
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 06 2012 13:28 GMT
#2
How did you not turn out insane growing up in such a special environment ?
ॐ
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 13:44:07
May 06 2012 13:43 GMT
#3
The more I read this one the more depressing it got.
LiquidDota Staff
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
May 06 2012 14:10 GMT
#4
the last bit about the fire just got me laughing.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
May 06 2012 14:16 GMT
#5
Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 06 2012 14:22 GMT
#6
I am so sorry to hear that charlie. Cats heads belong on their shoulders.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
DuckS
Profile Joined September 2010
United States845 Posts
May 06 2012 14:38 GMT
#7
On May 06 2012 23:16 3FFA wrote:
Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o


What? There are real pics in the OP...
"You foiled us this time Americans, but your liberty will not protect your Marilyn Monroe forever - our Queen must FEED!" - Deleuze
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 06 2012 14:51 GMT
#8
Seriously, your blog should be featured. If not for the hilarity contained then for the hidden gems like
Living in the house was like living inside of a bird's rectum, except, at least if I lived inside of the bird's ass then I would hear it's sqwauks at a lessened volume.
or
If you are in your mid-forties and have to have your 16 year old son spot you 20 bucks so you can buy yourself a few hours of time where you forget how big of a fuck up you are...Just end this pathetic travesty you call a life.

It is truly a miracle of life how you can turn out a halfway decent humany being with a childhood like yours, considering your previous blogs.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Steam101
Profile Joined November 2011
Argentina47 Posts
May 06 2012 15:59 GMT
#9
This is Hilarious. You, my friend, are a genius! Someone feature this kid ASAP
a serious place on serious earth
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
May 06 2012 16:02 GMT
#10
wat
Without a paddle up shit creek.
happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
May 06 2012 16:48 GMT
#11
Hahahaha. I didn't care for your blogs at first, but now they have really grown on me. Have a 5
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
May 06 2012 16:52 GMT
#12
On May 07 2012 01:02 matiK23 wrote:
wat


i had the same reaction i read his blog the first time

great 5/5
banelings
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 06 2012 17:26 GMT
#13
I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o
User was warned for too many mimes.
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
May 06 2012 19:06 GMT
#14
Im so mad that they wasted all that beer, does your dad legit wear red shoes and a red bowtie, or is that just hilarious looking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
May 06 2012 19:44 GMT
#15
I like what you said about the e-penis and facebook. our society is kinda shitty :|
Luckily my e-penis is only an inch long ;p
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
roronoe
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada1527 Posts
May 06 2012 20:26 GMT
#16
had me laughing the whole time, lol.
Now I want to try that with beer bottles though.
The Purgatory of Endless Depths
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 06 2012 20:32 GMT
#17
On May 07 2012 02:26 docvoc wrote:
I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o

I agree with this guy
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
May 06 2012 20:33 GMT
#18
I love your comments about facebook haha.

Also, burn beer? This is madness!
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
FlyingToilet
Profile Joined August 2011
United States840 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-06 22:11:42
May 06 2012 22:09 GMT
#19
Well my dads off supporting a woman paying her mortgage and when they die her meth head kids their 12 acre 2 story 100,000 dollar home, but i don't think i can relate my life is not as depressing... And btw the guy who murdered the 2 cats needs to rot in a cell because that is some fucked up ass shit!
http://justin.tv/flyingtoilet
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
May 06 2012 23:01 GMT
#20
Oh god, as much as I love your blogs, please tell me the part with the cats is fiction
But otherwise the rest was good, just not the cat part.
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 7m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
mouzHeroMarine 516
Nathanias 127
SpeCial 45
EmSc Tv 22
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 12009
ProTech186
White-Ra 175
Sexy 34
910 30
Dota 2
febbydoto2
Counter-Strike
Fnx 1202
Heroes of the Storm
Grubby4378
Liquid`Hasu685
Other Games
FrodaN1161
ceh9631
B2W.Neo501
shahzam462
C9.Mang0135
Trikslyr39
Chillindude20
fpsfer 1
Organizations
StarCraft 2
EmSc Tv 22
EmSc2Tv 22
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 57
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21131
League of Legends
• TFBlade601
Other Games
• imaqtpie912
• Shiphtur465
• WagamamaTV232
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
3h 7m
IntoTheTV X SOOP
4h 37m
The PondCast
12h 37m
Kung Fu Cup
13h 37m
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1d 13h
SHIN vs GuMiho
Clem vs Classic
OSC
2 days
WardiTV Invitational
2 days
GSL
2 days
Epic.LAN
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
Epic.LAN
3 days
Yamato Cup
4 days
Map Test Tournament
5 days
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Rogue vs Classic
Patches Events
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #5 - GSC
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

IPSL Winter 2026-27
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.