So today something interesting happened to me. It all started at work, my girlfriend sent me a picture of some dress saying “isn’t it cute?” Immediately my first thought was that I had to take a picture of my balls and say “about as cute as this?”. This idea was so genius that I couldn’t pass up the opportunity, so I got up from my desk and skipped to the toilets like a school girl.
As I got into the toilets and propped my balls into a beautiful position and waited until the dude chucking a piss left, then it was now or never! I took the picture of the balls but as I did it made the CLICK CLICK sound and just so life could break me down, as soon as that noise went off, I hear a dude say “What the **** was that?”
Never so quickly did I hide my feet so that I could not be identified by my shoes. With my quick thinking I said “didn’t hear anything hey”. Now the awkwardness had gone to unspeakable levels because I had broken the undying man rule. Don’t talk in the toilets to another dude. Anyways the dude left I prayed he wasn’t a guy that worked on my floor and sent the picture while I walked back to my desk giggling like a school girl.
I know two girls with the same name, ones my girlfriend and the other is a girl I recently had a falling out with… now you can imagine what happened. My balls are all over facebook and tumblr now. But that comes with genius ideas so whatever hey.
p.s. dont you put a last name in your phone too? or atleast a letter? haha, you know, so you don't get contacts mixed up.. or send your balls to the wrong woman
ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.
The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/
On April 26 2012 16:14 ScruffyJanitor wrote: ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.
The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/
You'll post them for your girl to see but not your TLbros? What the heck is this.
It should be in the OP, unspoilered, glitter it up too. Get a Snoop Dogg or two.
On the bright side, maybe you'll end up with the most famous balls in Australia. After all, who wouldn't want to see what's going in the land down under.
EPT
turning off the click click is the first thing to do with a camera/phone
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