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ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
April 26 2012 06:00 GMT
#1
So today something interesting happened to me. It all started at work, my girlfriend sent me a picture of some dress saying “isn’t it cute?” Immediately my first thought was that I had to take a picture of my balls and say “about as cute as this?”. This idea was so genius that I couldn’t pass up the opportunity, so I got up from my desk and skipped to the toilets like a school girl.

As I got into the toilets and propped my balls into a beautiful position and waited until the dude chucking a piss left, then it was now or never! I took the picture of the balls but as I did it made the CLICK CLICK sound and just so life could break me down, as soon as that noise went off, I hear a dude say “What the **** was that?”

Never so quickly did I hide my feet so that I could not be identified by my shoes. With my quick thinking I said “didn’t hear anything hey”. Now the awkwardness had gone to unspeakable levels because I had broken the undying man rule. Don’t talk in the toilets to another dude. Anyways the dude left I prayed he wasn’t a guy that worked on my floor and sent the picture while I walked back to my desk giggling like a school girl.

I know two girls with the same name, ones my girlfriend and the other is a girl I recently had a falling out with… now you can imagine what happened. My balls are all over facebook and tumblr now. But that comes with genius ideas so whatever hey.

FML.


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Cycle
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States300 Posts
April 26 2012 06:03 GMT
#2
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| chKCycle.551 | NA | Master League Random | Checkmate Gaming |
ohsea.toc
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Australia344 Posts
April 26 2012 06:04 GMT
#3
So what did the dress look like?
Clip, clop, Camelot.
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
April 26 2012 06:05 GMT
#4
Congrats, your balls are now in everyone's face.
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 26 2012 06:09 GMT
#5
That ballsy attempt went quite wrong I'd say.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
April 26 2012 06:09 GMT
#6
SO DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING TODAY?? hmmmm
Greed leads to just about all losses.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
April 26 2012 06:19 GMT
#7
Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs?
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
April 26 2012 06:25 GMT
#8
you must be the guy in the porn video i watched today. AWKWARD..............
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Rhaegar99
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Australia1190 Posts
April 26 2012 06:29 GMT
#9
lol good read
5/5
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
April 26 2012 06:39 GMT
#10
On April 26 2012 15:19 jrkirby wrote:
Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs?

good question
Greed leads to just about all losses.
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
April 26 2012 06:39 GMT
#11
turning off the click click is the first thing to do with a camera/phone
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
Th1rdEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1074 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-26 06:57:17
April 26 2012 06:56 GMT
#12
Ouch lol..

"The hell was that..Eh Mate?"

p.s. dont you put a last name in your phone too? or atleast a letter? haha, you know, so you don't get contacts mixed up.. or send your balls to the wrong woman
from the days of: TheMarine [NC]...YellOw [H.O.T.]-Forever99 OgOgO [_MuMyung_] ChRh PlayGrrrr.... SlayerS_`BoxeR` [Oops]Reach [ReD]NaDa [DF]zergboy..!! Pusan[S.G] Nal_rA GARIMTO SSamJJang ChoJJa JinSu Silent_Control iloveoov H_PauL_WII JulyZerg [DaK]JoYo
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
April 26 2012 07:06 GMT
#13
dumbass!
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
April 26 2012 07:09 GMT
#14
Pic of balls or didn't happen.
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
April 26 2012 07:11 GMT
#15
On April 26 2012 15:39 cmen15 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2012 15:19 jrkirby wrote:
Why is there always cmen in the girl blogs?

good question


Why does he have to come into every single one? I can't take it anymore.
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
ScruffyJanitor
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia108 Posts
April 26 2012 07:14 GMT
#16
ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.


The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/
Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
April 26 2012 07:18 GMT
#17
On April 26 2012 16:14 ScruffyJanitor wrote:
ITS NOT A GIRL BLOG ITS A BALL BLOG JERKS, I dont do the last name thing... usually Ill associate people with smiley faces or sad faces but I wasnt really paying attention.


The dress was LOVELY and also balls or it didnt happen? HIT ME UP FOR THEM THEN :/


You'll post them for your girl to see but not your TLbros? What the heck is this.

It should be in the OP, unspoilered, glitter it up too. Get a Snoop Dogg or two.
ohsea.toc
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Australia344 Posts
April 26 2012 07:19 GMT
#18
Pics of dress or didn't happen.

This needs addressing.
Clip, clop, Camelot.
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
April 26 2012 07:36 GMT
#19
On the bright side, maybe you'll end up with the most famous balls in Australia.
After all, who wouldn't want to see what's going in the land down under.
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
April 26 2012 07:44 GMT
#20
lol. You've made my day and it isn't even 4am yet. Thank you ^^
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