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Greg: Repercussions of Evil

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MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
March 10 2012 07:36 GMT
#1
Greg IdrA waited. The stalks above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cheesers in the game. He didnt see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel HuKson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Greg was a starcraft player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the koreans and he
said to dad "I want to play with the pros daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHEESERS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he won. But now in the space station base of the clan EG he knew there were cheesers
"This is huKson" the whisper crackered. "You must fight the cheesers!"
So Greg gotted his explansion mine and blew up the map.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the cheesers
"I will cannon him" said the protocheeser and he builded the cannon towers. Greg explanded at him and
tried to blew him up. But then the server crashed and they were lagged and not able to kill
"No! I must kill the cheesers" he shouted
The whisper said "No, Greg. You are the cheesers"
And then Greg built a proxy.

****
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 10 2012 07:45 GMT
#2
w....t...f....

but best part: "Greg explanded at him and tried to blew him up."

Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
March 10 2012 07:48 GMT
#3
This would benefit greatly from a good visual component
"See you space cowboy"
ThatGuyDoMo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia516 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-10 07:57:42
March 10 2012 07:52 GMT
#4
"No, Greg, You are the cheesers"

hahahaha well played,
Don't be surprised if a lot of people miss the reference.

So many people already have :S
GenoPsydE
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada88 Posts
March 10 2012 07:54 GMT
#5
This would benefit greatly from good grammar/spelling/sentence structure and a coherent theme.
PineapplePizza
Profile Joined June 2010
United States749 Posts
March 10 2012 07:58 GMT
#6
You should do a narration of this epic tale, along with a good visual component.
"There should be no tying a sharp, hard object to your cock like it has a mechanical arm and hitting it with the object or using your cockring to crack the egg. No cyborg penises allowed. 100% flesh only." - semioldguy
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
March 10 2012 08:02 GMT
#7
LOL 5/5 ^.^
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
March 10 2012 08:05 GMT
#8
Lmfao I don't know what to say. 5/5
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Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
March 10 2012 08:05 GMT
#9
title alone is worth 4/5
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
March 10 2012 08:13 GMT
#10
Has ESPORTS been rocked? I cannot yet tell...
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
March 10 2012 08:18 GMT
#11
what are you smoking?
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
ggggbabybabybaby
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada304 Posts
March 10 2012 08:21 GMT
#12
I feel like this is a modified copypasta from something related to doom, alien, etc...
Artifice
Profile Joined May 2010
United States523 Posts
March 10 2012 08:24 GMT
#13
I don't even...
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
March 10 2012 08:32 GMT
#14
this was amazing. i was having a crap day up until i read this!

Cernel HuKson

LOL!
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
firehand101
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3152 Posts
March 10 2012 08:34 GMT
#15
hahaha loved it
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MichaelJLowell
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States610 Posts
March 10 2012 08:34 GMT
#16
On March 10 2012 17:21 ggggbabybabybaby wrote:
I feel like this is a modified copypasta from something related to doom, alien, etc...

turnitin.com says no??? i handled this in for final exams and the teacher say "no way you are copy this". if u disargee then talk for professor bradley in room 209 he will see you shortly
http://www.learntocounter.com - I'm a "known troll" so please disconnect your kid's computer when I am on the forums.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-10 08:48:00
March 10 2012 08:47 GMT
#17
This would benefit greatly by benefiting greatly.
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-10 10:42:21
March 10 2012 10:32 GMT
#18
This is a work of subliminal greatness, one that gets better every time you read it.

It is, however, not original.

I feel like this is a modified copypasta from something related to doom, alien, etc...

This man is correct.

5/5 nonetheless
?
MiKTeX
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States234 Posts
March 10 2012 12:15 GMT
#19
simply epic
kusto
Profile Joined November 2010
Russian Federation823 Posts
March 10 2012 12:30 GMT
#20
This is a piece of art - 5/5
the game is the game
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
March 10 2012 13:28 GMT
#21
On March 10 2012 19:32 419 wrote:
This is a work of subliminal greatness, one that gets better every time you read it.

It is, however, not original.

Show nested quote +
I feel like this is a modified copypasta from something related to doom, alien, etc...

This man is correct.

5/5 nonetheless

mind telling other people what it is about?
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
iss
Profile Joined October 2011
United States36 Posts
March 10 2012 14:22 GMT
#22
what did i just read

5/5
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-10 15:32:50
March 10 2012 15:32 GMT
#23
On March 10 2012 22:28 Grumbels wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2012 19:32 419 wrote:
This is a work of subliminal greatness, one that gets better every time you read it.

It is, however, not original.

I feel like this is a modified copypasta from something related to doom, alien, etc...

This man is correct.

5/5 nonetheless

mind telling other people what it is about?

a google search of a phrase in the text brings up the title: "DOOM: Repercussions of Evil"

seems like some fan fiction, devoid of any technical talent whatsoever. And that's the beautiful part, isn't it?
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