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UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
February 24 2012 16:16 GMT
#21
On February 25 2012 01:07 Newbistic wrote:
Aren't you violating some kind of doctor-patient confidentiality thingamajig?


Nope. No names and just a story means no breach in confidentiality. Think of it as a funny annecdote.
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
Maand
Profile Joined April 2010
326 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 16:17:43
February 24 2012 16:17 GMT
#22
On February 25 2012 01:07 Newbistic wrote:
Aren't you violating some kind of doctor-patient confidentiality thingamajig?


He didn't provide us with any information on the patient or her family, there is no chance of us finding out who they really are. So no, he didn't violate it . Plus anonymity over internet is kinda big, that's a plus.

Anyhow, amazing story from both comedy and developmental points of view :D

Edit: UmbraaeternuS beat me to it ;P
Xinder
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2269 Posts
February 24 2012 16:19 GMT
#23
On February 25 2012 01:07 Newbistic wrote:
Aren't you violating some kind of doctor-patient confidentiality thingamajig?


He's not disclosing any patient details. Just saying a 9yr old girl and 30 something mother. Prtty sure lots fall into that category.
"Daaayyyy9, King Pussyfoot of NinnyVille"- Day9 while playing Amnesia
Mataza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Germany5364 Posts
February 24 2012 16:23 GMT
#24
This was hilarious.

I did expect her feigning blackouts as in "I don´t remember breaking this or that" but man was I wrong. How can you see something happen not once but multiple times in the same way and think it´s some kind of random epillepsy?
If nobody hates you, you´re doing something wrong. However someone hating you doesn´t make you right
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
February 24 2012 16:39 GMT
#25
Man, write again! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!
Stories like this one sometimes make me feel bad that I didn't become a doctor, like my grandma wanted
Religion: Buckethead
SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
February 24 2012 16:49 GMT
#26
Yo man just keep in mind the hypersexuality syndromes... don't think its absolutely normal for a 9 yr old girl to start openly masturbating without insight.
iceiceice: I’m going to make this short; I am the one true tinker player.
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 16:56:57
February 24 2012 16:55 GMT
#27
On February 25 2012 01:49 SushilS wrote:
Yo man just keep in mind the hypersexuality syndromes... don't think its absolutely normal for a 9 yr old girl to start openly masturbating without insight.


Kept in mind, man... No history or behavior related to abuse or anything like that in this case, just a kid finding out she can feel good by rocking in the arm of a big couch. And she's a kid, phychiatrically speaking that excludes a bunch more causes,
When kids do these kind of things it's usually because they found out by accident (like rocking in the couch'es arm, felt good, wants to do it again). What you say though is true, we should keep an eye out for those things.
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
Charger
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2405 Posts
February 24 2012 16:59 GMT
#28
Do you think having the same conversation with her father would have been better or worse? :p
It's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback.
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
February 24 2012 17:01 GMT
#29
On February 25 2012 01:49 SushilS wrote:
Yo man just keep in mind the hypersexuality syndromes... don't think its absolutely normal for a 9 yr old girl to start openly masturbating without insight.

some of the biggest advances or insights of mankind was found on pure luck or on accident, why should this "insight" be any different?
"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 24 2012 17:11 GMT
#30
lmao. great blog
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
February 24 2012 17:18 GMT
#31
Awkward indeed.
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
February 24 2012 17:37 GMT
#32
I'd pay to see the expression on the mother's face
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
February 24 2012 18:06 GMT
#33
LOL YOOOOOOOOOOO

BLACKOUTS MOM? REALLY? LOL, you think the problem is BLACKOUTS?

10/5 if I could LOL
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 18:13:38
February 24 2012 18:13 GMT
#34
I guess some moms just won't accept the fact kids grow a LOT faster nowadays... I'm still laughing at the memory of that consult. What a day, LOL.
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
February 24 2012 18:17 GMT
#35
Rofl, its a good thing you told the mom not to punish her or anything for it, would condition her to become a prude the rest of her life
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
February 24 2012 18:54 GMT
#36
Reminds me of the toy harry potter vibrating broomstick.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
ShivaN
Profile Joined January 2007
United States933 Posts
February 24 2012 19:22 GMT
#37
LOL
Best story blog I've read on TL in awhile! 5/5
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
February 24 2012 19:44 GMT
#38
rofl.... Just imagine that little girl when she's older and thinks about this lmao. Great blog this is the second one today that cracked me up :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
RAGEMOAR The Pope
Profile Joined February 2011
United States216 Posts
February 24 2012 19:55 GMT
#39
On February 25 2012 01:07 Newbistic wrote:
Aren't you violating some kind of doctor-patient confidentiality thingamajig?



No, he hasn't used any names or anything that could be specifically linked to the patient.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
February 24 2012 20:12 GMT
#40
Awkward and hilarious!
Oh how "naturally" the human bodies find pleasure in... errr... =)
5/5
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