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You know, I was in a situation kinda like this one time.
My school let us go on a "mission trip" to New Orleans two or three years ago.....for Mardi Gras weekend.
Anyway to cut a long story short, we had all gotten back to the church we were sleeping in, except for the one guy we lost. He comes stumbling in about an hour later.....walks into the corner of the room and grabs a folding chair, opens it up, pulls his pants down, and just lets it fly....right onto our friends suitcase.
He woke the guy up in the morning by slapping him in the face with his piss covered sweatpants.
It was hilarious.
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United States10524 Posts
On February 20 2012 03:01 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Show nested quote +On February 20 2012 02:53 nttea wrote:On February 20 2012 02:50 Coagulation wrote:
SHE MUST OF BEEN PISSED OFF. nuh, she was PISSED ON! When I first started reading, I thought: "Urine a lot of trouble, aren't you?"
Genius. Lol at least she didn't get anything on her... right????
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Oh God, no nookie for you tonight sir.
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On February 20 2012 06:01 Piste wrote:
well, once I threw up right on my gf after waking up in the middle of the night after heavy drinking. can't remember anything but my sweet gf just cleaned everything up and laughed at me in the morning.
Wow, she's so nice :o
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This thread is the best anti-drinking psa I've ever seen, makes me feel so much better about the most shameful effect drinking has had on me so far (I had to make a bus driver pull over so I could puke, then I had to walk all the way to the back to get to my seat, and yes there was a bunch of passengers).
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I can just imagine you pissing on your bed with this epic look of happiness.
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United States40 Posts
she must have been so pissed off
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Thank you so much everyone for sharing your stories and reading. Heather and I are doing awesome, just sitting down to watch some limitless on netflix, thanks again.
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my friend always pee's on tables and in the fridge when he is drunk.... damn him
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On February 20 2012 02:24 tossuaway wrote:
So I hyper raged (props to farscape!) and ruined a lot of my own stuff. Some by hand, but most fell to urine….. I'm so sorry teddy……I love you I fucking swear! So what are my options this mourning? Keep hating myself or move on? The choice is simply, but not easy.
Oh my god, love this writing. What a gripping story of tragedy and redemption. Your girl is a keeper. Next time you're tempted to get drunk, remember teddy.
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the only way its possible for me to ever wet the bed is if im in a dream that shows me being in front of a toilet. tricks me everytime.
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