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VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
February 19 2012 21:22 GMT
#21
You know, I was in a situation kinda like this one time.

My school let us go on a "mission trip" to New Orleans two or three years ago.....for Mardi Gras weekend.

Anyway to cut a long story short, we had all gotten back to the church we were sleeping in, except for the one guy we lost. He comes stumbling in about an hour later.....walks into the corner of the room and grabs a folding chair, opens it up, pulls his pants down, and just lets it fly....right onto our friends suitcase.

He woke the guy up in the morning by slapping him in the face with his piss covered sweatpants.

It was hilarious.
Clarity Gaming #1 Fan | Avid MTG Grinder | @VirgilSC2
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10294 Posts
February 19 2012 21:57 GMT
#22
On February 20 2012 03:01 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2012 02:53 nttea wrote:
On February 20 2012 02:50 Coagulation wrote:
SHE MUST OF BEEN PISSED OFF.

nuh, she was PISSED ON!

When I first started reading, I thought: "Urine a lot of trouble, aren't you?"

Genius. Lol at least she didn't get anything on her... right????
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NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
February 19 2012 21:59 GMT
#23
Oh God, no nookie for you tonight sir.
http://www.twitch.tv/noctemsc <--Most epic fun times
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
February 19 2012 22:05 GMT
#24
On February 20 2012 06:01 Piste wrote:
well, once I threw up right on my gf after waking up in the middle of the night after heavy drinking. can't remember anything but my sweet gf just cleaned everything up and laughed at me in the morning.


Wow, she's so nice :o
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 19 2012 22:05 GMT
#25
Holy shit. Keep her.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
February 19 2012 22:06 GMT
#26
This thread is the best anti-drinking psa I've ever seen, makes me feel so much better about the most shameful effect drinking has had on me so far (I had to make a bus driver pull over so I could puke, then I had to walk all the way to the back to get to my seat, and yes there was a bunch of passengers).
Jedclark
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom903 Posts
February 20 2012 02:07 GMT
#27
I can just imagine you pissing on your bed with this epic look of happiness.
"They make it so scrubnubs can PM me. They make it so I can't ignore scrubnubs!" - "I'm gonna show you how great I am." MKP fan since GSL Open Season 2 #hipsternerd
starplayer35
Profile Joined January 2012
United States40 Posts
February 20 2012 02:08 GMT
#28
she must have been so pissed off
tossuaway
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States107 Posts
February 20 2012 02:14 GMT
#29
Thank you so much everyone for sharing your stories and reading. Heather and I are doing awesome, just sitting down to watch some limitless on netflix, thanks again.
Eben
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States769 Posts
February 20 2012 02:30 GMT
#30
my friend always pee's on tables and in the fridge when he is drunk.... damn him
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
February 20 2012 02:49 GMT
#31
On February 20 2012 02:24 tossuaway wrote:
So I hyper raged (props to farscape!) and ruined a lot of my own stuff. Some by hand, but most fell to urine….. I'm so sorry teddy……I love you I fucking swear! So what are my options this mourning? Keep hating myself or move on? The choice is simply, but not easy.


Oh my god, love this writing. What a gripping story of tragedy and redemption. Your girl is a keeper. Next time you're tempted to get drunk, remember teddy.
Glaceau
Profile Joined February 2012
Wales333 Posts
February 20 2012 15:37 GMT
#32
the only way its possible for me to ever wet the bed is if im in a dream that shows me being in front of a toilet. tricks me everytime.
Cmon, swing it
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