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Jimmy Raynor
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
902 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-15 07:25:28
January 13 2012 20:05 GMT
#1

This is 10% stim
20% shield,
15% coordinated drops until,
5% nukes
50% blame,
And 100% reason to gg out of the game!


He doesn't need his vikings up in fights
He just wants to fight whether it's EMPs or some snipes
And he feels so unlike everybody else-a move
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they can stop him
But show em
He knows the code s
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and stopping the force
Stoppin' the fields - makin sure his click stays up
That means when you rush him down, SCVs be pickin it up! let's go!

Who is this terran anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with tanks but still leavin' them sieged up
Fought trough battles forced on him despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a third from savin' scraps
Fight em alone himself, now the creep connects
Never calling for scans, for adjutant's respect
He's only focused on the banelings, the mutas beyond reach
Thor shoots a round, the skill of an artist

This is just 20% hp
80% shield, Be
a 100% clear cause EMP is ill
Who would've thought he'd be the one to set the base in flames
And I heard him wreckin with The blue hellion, "State of the Game"
Came back dropped Med'vac, made 'em so crunch
I like lings, man, bro why the stupidest hunch?
This dude is the truth, now everybody givin him guest spots
His micro's through the roof, I heard he trainin' with big shots

This is 10% stim
20% shield,
15% coordinated drops until,
5% nukes
50% blame,
And 100% reason to gg out of the game!

They call him Kas he rips
And crushin' swarm with tha sticks
Scout him out the tower no drone
Find him on Xel Naga you prone
Been a fuckin century since it has been back
He's a ghost, he's just a rock
Star type woman want to be with, and aiur hope he get shot
Eight minutes in the makin, patiently waitin to blow
Now the nuke with support takin ever so slow
He's got a partner in crime, her shit is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this Banshee's throat!


He's not your everyday on the map
He knows how to work with what he's got
Macro his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep askin him was he ready for third
Or how does he choose a name for his smurf?
No, he's livin' proof, Got em rockin' and poof!
He'll get you runnin' quicker than a shot of yamato or deuce
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give 100%

Forget ghost, Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he snipes every drone and he snipes every line
And I've seen him at work when that cloak goes on in his mind
there is like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even nukes a bay or EMPs so fine
And those marauders he runs with, the backup he signed
Ridiculous, without even trying, how do they do it?!

This is 10% stim
20% shield,
15% coordinated drops until,
5% nukes
50% blame,
And 100% reason to gg out of the game!

****
NexUmbra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Scotland3776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-13 20:16:40
January 13 2012 20:16 GMT
#2
I really like that :D

5star
Life has won two GSLs and a Blizzard Cup. NOT three GSLs.
kanada
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada255 Posts
January 13 2012 20:48 GMT
#3
very nice, hope to see a video someday.
Kohonski
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States150 Posts
January 13 2012 20:58 GMT
#4
That is straight up beast!
Now we are both in the club of "people who caught mice and asked IRC what to do". Mine was caught face first on a glue trap though, but his back legs were free and he was pushing the trap all over my house. I ended up drowning him. - Lemonwalrus
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45223 Posts
January 13 2012 21:49 GMT
#5
Great lyrics, but it looks like a few lines have an extra syllable or two so I'd have to see how they get sung/ rapped
(Examples:
"And 100% reason to gg out of the game!"
"He doesn't need his vikings up in fights"
etc.)

Awesome job atm ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Luftwaffle
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada29 Posts
January 13 2012 22:32 GMT
#6
I also want to see this for reals ASAP!
Zvenn3n
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Sweden1196 Posts
January 13 2012 22:57 GMT
#7
Aah, Fort Minor, one of my favorite bands (pity they're on hiatus atm)! I really liked the lyrics, they cracked me up!
Suspense
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States500 Posts
January 14 2012 18:46 GMT
#8
Some stuff would obviously need to be changed for this to work properly but the overall feel is fairly good. I wouldn't mind doing this myself actually. I'll have more time to look at it tonight.
Call me Mr. Tripped-Fell-Landed-On-1-A
Jimmy Raynor
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
902 Posts
January 15 2012 07:26 GMT
#9
Thanks for your feedback Suspense. Also I updated the full lyrics in the first post
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