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Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States266 Posts
February 16 2012 18:30 GMT
#41
howvlong does a man have to be in jail before he sleeps wirh another man

Girl blogs, Prison Edition!
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
February 16 2012 18:53 GMT
#42
Oh my God. The things people search for are so hilariously funny and weird
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February 16 2012 22:43 GMT
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I can't stop laughing at these. Subscribed!
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
March 01 2012 18:23 GMT
#44
Two more updates have been added from this week and the last.
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Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary2735 Posts
March 01 2012 21:13 GMT
#45
I only got through the first batch and I said what? so many times I thought Samuel L. Jackson would show up.
"Sending people in rockets to other planets is a waste of money better spent on sending rockets into people on this planet."
Terranasaur
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United States2085 Posts
March 01 2012 22:00 GMT
#46
Only conclusion is that TL Lurkers are a bunch of sick bastards. I can't believe some of that stuff would land on TL.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 05 2012 07:34 GMT
#47
A new update! I haven't updated this in a while... March was busy. Should be back to updating weekly-ish now though, at least as best as I can tell.
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Profile Joined June 2009
Australia70 Posts
April 05 2012 07:56 GMT
#48
What an amazing post! Everyone on the train is looking at the 'guy laughing at his iPad'.
Thank you Semioldguy!
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Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
April 05 2012 08:54 GMT
#49
its like looking at scratch on the surface of humans collective consciousness. and this is like just a sliver of the very tip.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 05 2012 09:31 GMT
#50
Topics on anal issues
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
April 05 2012 09:41 GMT
#51
Sometimes when I'm googling I think "do I really want Google to have a record of this search?" Then I look at queries like these and realize that no matter what I'm looking for, it's nothing.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
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Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
April 05 2012 10:56 GMT
#52
Google search query: HUGE BIG BLACK BEE

haha^^ I imagine him saying that
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it's amazing (read disturbing) by what search terms these people reach tl
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Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 05 2012 14:10 GMT
#53
I don't understand how this works but it is hilarious lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
Akinokaze
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia326 Posts
April 05 2012 15:06 GMT
#54
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I am now subscribed to this thread.
In the Emperor we trust
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United States213 Posts
April 05 2012 15:47 GMT
#55
On April 06 2012 00:06 Akinokaze wrote:
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I am now subscribed to this thread.

Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation. The research is pretty interesting ^_^.
Curse Kitkatz
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 12 2012 21:30 GMT
#56
Update!
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Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
April 13 2012 00:31 GMT
#57
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Fuckin' lost it at this one.
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United States252 Posts
April 13 2012 03:30 GMT
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Google search query: how to make my penis look like a horse cock
Google search query: most dicks inside one person
Google search query: my scrotum itches and is hard


Greatest thing ever. People will click anything even 30 pages deep on google if they're looking for porn.
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Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
April 13 2012 04:23 GMT
#59
Thats one interesting fetish....

-Google search query: two male centaurs kissing-
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Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 13 2012 06:14 GMT
#60
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this one is still the best. come on.
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