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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 06 2012 21:31 GMT
#21
On January 07 2012 04:44 Kiante wrote:
10% of $10'000

maths is hard


CM?
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
January 06 2012 23:10 GMT
#22
On January 07 2012 06:20 fishuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Sounds so much fun! Seriously, that's a convo I would probably get a little too into, haha.

It weirded me out when in Ruby/Sapphire (I think? Either that or Pearl/Diamond) they basically flat out said people ate Pokemon. Thanks for that uplifting little tidbit.


Yeah, it gets pretty insane and hilarious. It makes you wonder if Pokemon cities were originally tribesmen and villages and children at the age of 12 were going off into the crazy jungle or woods as a rite of passage.


Or do they become pokemon trainers because they have no friends, can't perform in school and it's a good way of getting parents off the hook of properly raising a child (how many morals did Ash fucking learn in his journeys?)? Ah, I didn't properly play Ruby Sapphire, I played a shit ton of Pearl/Diamond.

I know in one Pokemon episode, they say they make soup out of farfetch'd, but that was it and you always notice that Ash and Co. always eat rice fucking balls. Talk about poor nutrition.
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Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
January 06 2012 23:45 GMT
#23
I think I know of several threads that led people with those google searches here. But I'm very curious how you end up here with "Purple"... Keep up the good work

On January 07 2012 05:10 TheToast wrote:
I'm also curious as to what an Archon toilet is.

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Archon_toilet
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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
January 06 2012 23:57 GMT
#24
Now I, too, have googled what rhymes with condom.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
January 07 2012 01:02 GMT
#25
Who the hell is searching for these things? This sounds like most people on the internet are depraved, stupid psychopaths.
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Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
January 07 2012 01:27 GMT
#26
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).


I've always wondered this too, do they only eat rice balls and that nasty shit Brock makes? Or is it some kind of secret farm where they grow militanks and tentacruels for beef and calamari. Also how can cousins look all alike and have the same job but there only seems to be only one in each town.
"You sons of a silly person"
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
January 07 2012 01:36 GMT
#27
That whole list is just lol. I am confused why some of the more vulgar ones brought people to TL.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-07 02:47:09
January 07 2012 02:46 GMT
#28


I like to imagine this commercial except with searches like one in the OP substituted in.
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-07 04:53:54
January 07 2012 04:51 GMT
#29
On January 07 2012 08:10 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2012 06:20 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:53 fishuu wrote:
On January 07 2012 05:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
I think Pokemon theory is the best conversation topic at dinner.


You talk about Pokemon theory at dinner? I'm jealous


I eat alone at my place.
When I'm out with friends at a Sushi buffet or something, we talk Pokemon theory like if everyone in the Pokemon world is vegetarian (because all animals are basically Pokemon [or do they hunt, and if so, that totally makes me wonder about the behavior of Pokemon who almost never attack trainers, but will fight other Pokemon (despite these trained Pokemon knowing that their trainer eats other pokemon or even themselves).

You can also wonder why it took Professors years to figure out that Pokemon came from eggs or had genders, etc.

You should come with us ;D


Sounds so much fun! Seriously, that's a convo I would probably get a little too into, haha.

It weirded me out when in Ruby/Sapphire (I think? Either that or Pearl/Diamond) they basically flat out said people ate Pokemon. Thanks for that uplifting little tidbit.


Yeah, it gets pretty insane and hilarious. It makes you wonder if Pokemon cities were originally tribesmen and villages and children at the age of 12 were going off into the crazy jungle or woods as a rite of passage.


Or do they become pokemon trainers because they have no friends, can't perform in school and it's a good way of getting parents off the hook of properly raising a child (how many morals did Ash fucking learn in his journeys?)? Ah, I didn't properly play Ruby Sapphire, I played a shit ton of Pearl/Diamond.

I know in one Pokemon episode, they say they make soup out of farfetch'd, but that was it and you always notice that Ash and Co. always eat rice fucking balls. Talk about poor nutrition.


Goddamn, i could spend all day talking about this shit.
I mean what kind of parent says 'oh, my not even teenage child is going to go out into the world alone, with no real education, and fight deadly animals that spew flame and water. Thats so super!'

Also how can cousins look all alike and have the same job but there only seems to be only one in each town.


Because Joy and Jenny are probably a breed of pokemon that learned to blend into peoples lives.
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 14 2012 19:50 GMT
#30
I probably won't bump this every time I update it, but I am doing so this time.

The original post is updated with 20 new selections.
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ranshaked
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States870 Posts
January 14 2012 21:20 GMT
#31
Great..I go to ucf with a weirdo fml. What on earth are you searching for? Who does this!?
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
January 15 2012 00:58 GMT
#32
"how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?"

I'm a little worried now
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
January 15 2012 02:21 GMT
#33
how much is a whale vomit worth?


Wish we could find real answers to these questions.
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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
January 15 2012 02:43 GMT
#34
All searches lead to Teamliquid.

And despite all the answers TL holds, people still make the same threads over and over.
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turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
January 15 2012 03:02 GMT
#35
On January 15 2012 09:58 juked wrote:
"how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?"

I'm a little worried now


depends if he asks you to do it or not obviously
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
January 15 2012 04:06 GMT
#36
It's interesting how so many people find TL through a search function, but once here don't know how to use it
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
huameng
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1133 Posts
January 15 2012 04:46 GMT
#37
On January 15 2012 13:06 Divinek wrote:
It's interesting how so many people find TL through a search function, but once here don't know how to use it


I don't think someone who searches "how many years would you get for shoving fruit in someone's ass?" and then ends up on TL really ever knew how to use a search engine.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 20 2012 18:19 GMT
#38
There were some interesting ones this week... some of which I saved for a future update.
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Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12248 Posts
February 15 2012 09:21 GMT
#39
physics of pokemon...i now MUST find a thread on this. Sorry for the bump but eh, it's an awesome blog anyway.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 16 2012 18:22 GMT
#40
Even though Valentine's Day is a couple days behind us... I thought that I'd have the most recent update be composed entirely of people Google searching for love (or whatever their own weird variation on that may be).
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