Chill please don't get out. - Page 2

On January 06 2012 01:28 Flaccid wrote:
I sat on Chill's lap during the May 2011 GSL finals. As the games went on and our attention wavered, the conversation turned to other matters - our pasts, our goals, our dreams. I learned that Chill could recite the entire work of 'Song of Myself' by Walt Whitman. As he spoke the poem, he did so with such energy and passion that I could feel him getting hard beneath my buttocks. At first I was shy and clenched tightly while listening to the words, like droplets of golden dew, drip from his lips. My confidence grew with with each passing line and it was not long before our eyes finally met. We looked into each other with an understanding that can only be achieved by occupying the same moment, the same breath, in the same sliver of time. In that moment we were one.

On January 06 2012 00:31 cmen15 wrote:
lol i did this a few months ago chill has even better lines if you go back enough. Some of the bw ones are amazing : )

On January 06 2012 01:28 Flaccid wrote:
I sat on Chill's lap during the May 2011 GSL finals. As the games went on and our attention wavered, the conversation turned to other matters - our pasts, our goals, our dreams. I learned that Chill could recite the entire work of 'Song of Myself' by Walt Whitman. As he spoke the poem, he did so with such energy and passion that I could feel him getting hard beneath my buttocks. At first I was shy and clenched tightly while listening to the words, like droplets of golden dew, drip from his lips. My confidence grew with with each passing line and it was not long before our eyes finally met. We looked into each other with an understanding that can only be achieved by occupying the same moment, the same breath, in the same sliver of time. In that moment we were one.

On January 06 2012 02:39 gds wrote:
You registered yesterday and already make a blatant suck up thread to the mods. I knew some people like being submissive sycophant but this reach a new level.

On January 06 2012 02:39 gds wrote:
You registered yesterday and already make a blatant suck up thread to the mods. I knew some people like being submissive sycophant but this reach a new level.

On January 06 2012 02:39 gds wrote:
You registered yesterday and already make a blatant suck up thread to the mods. I knew some people like being submissive sycophant but this reach a new level.

On January 06 2012 02:15 Torte de Lini wrote:
His homecoming was glorious because of two things: 1. The 60s was a crazy time back when his bones didn't ache and his joints didn't creak. He would groan only by the amount of women he would have to "take care of" in a night and because they would always want to be on top, despite the abstract reality that Chill was always on top of both his game, maintaining neutral facial expression and giving them what they want.

Oh and 2. because the joke "Chill, get out" is actually synonymous to his bachelor days where he'd "get out" of relationships, orgies, responsibilities of those unnamed children and possibility of his troubled childhood path that Matthew McConaughey probably imitated in one of his many movies that nobody can remember or watch (Ghost of Girlfriends Past is my guess).

His homecoming was an epiphany, originally just a wager amongst friends, but blossomed to something he could never foresee. It was glorious for all the right reasons, but wrong to his friends who poked their nose up at the very idea that a dirty blond and well-coiffed jock could even bother changing an unattractive dame (both physically and mentally). Alas he tried, he was no Richard Gere, but if Julia Roberts could lose weight for John Cusack, open up to Hugh Grant and forgive George Clooney, Chill could easily change this girl for the better...

And so he did, but not without a little help from his girl friends. A short dress, get rid of the glasses and condition the hair and she almost looks as good as Chill himself in the morning. He showed her how to be a proper stereotyped 90s women who "takes care of herself" by appearing presentable and she showed him various ways of expression that could be described as having sex vertically (but with your clothes on and with no risk of pregnancies).

The time of homecoming was near and she was to come in full glory and completely shaking off the stigma that plagues and pegs underage women into a depression and discouragement thinking looks has an importance in the workplace and even more importance within the social world and westernized culture. But she was coming with an accessory a bit larger than a corsage, a bit larger than a handbag or purse and a little bit bigger than a small dog or pet rat. She had a chaperone- no wait, Chill was more than this. Hands clasped into her's, his fingers weaved into her's and a genuine smile at both his accomplishment and his desire to be with her; publicly.

Not everyone agreed with this, his feminine Christmas past all lined up: "What are you doing?" "I thought you were with me?" "Does this dress make me look fat?" He shook his head in disappointment, turned around with his newly acquired trophy of his high-school years and slowly walked out. The girl, perplexed, inquired...

"Are we getting out?"

"Mm, yes, Chill gets out."

On January 06 2012 11:45 jrkirby wrote:
I hope chill reads/read this.

On January 06 2012 02:56 Xxio wrote:
Chill was probably the mod I feared the most when I first joined

On January 06 2012 02:35 surfinbird1 wrote:

Now we just need DrH to read and record this
Chill is my favorite mod as well, despite his old, aching bones :D By the way, does anyone know if Weapon of Choice is coming back? There hasn't been a show in ages.