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Every time someone asks me what my NYR is I tell them I don't have any, I'm already doing what I think I should. Then they look at me as if I'm some snobbish retard sitting on my horse handing out life lessons or something... but seriously? You have to reflect on yourself after doing some stupid shit for A WHOLE YEAR? How about a xmas/halloween/easter/4thJuly resolution? How about a new month resolution or new week resolution? I'm not saying I'm perfect but I try to actively assess myself from time to time and change myself. Aren't you doing this already?
Please tell me I'm not the only one that is already doing what I personally think I should be doing. I'm already working out 3 times a week, stretching to correct my posture, 500cal deficit for visible abs this summer, but I didn't wait for some international self help day to start.
   
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it's just small talk. make something up. if they are asking you they probably just want to look at you while you say yours so they can say what theirs is.
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No need to be so uptight. Just say "I'll pretty much continue what I was doing, I think there is nothing much I'd like to change this year."
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On January 05 2012 19:45 Ilikestarcraft wrote: chill out
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Baa?21242 Posts
wut lol.
of all the rage blogs on tl this is one of the funnier ones in its inanity.
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its 0k bro i dont have any either
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nyr stands for new york rangers
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Drink some jasmine tea and warm that cold heart of yours...
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Im like whats your new york rangers? lolwat? maybe your nyr is to continue to be awesome like mine ^_~
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I'm spurning the trend of replies and siding with the OP. While perhaps a bit to angry, ( ) he brings up a good point. The whole concept of a year is based on an archaic traditions from an agro-centric civilization no longer relevant in the modern world. Why should we segragate our lives, and moreover the entire existance of humanity based on the rotation of the Earth around the sun? In a world where greenhouses and efficient, fast frieght transportation make agriculture possible all year viewing the world's events per annum is abitrary and inefficient.
Thus I propose a new metric "year" system based on the sun's rotation around the center of the galaxy.
This way, one drab old "earth year" becomes 0.000000004 galactic year! (based on some estimates). How fun! No more having to say the dinosaurs died 65,000,000 years ago, now they only died .289 years ago! See the time we are saving already!
This model allows for the entire life span of earth to be expressed in a small, managable number. Ladies concerned about your age? How would you like to tell people you are only a few millionths of a year old? If humans ever colonize the galaxy, there won't be any need to change systems!
And the best part: less birthday gifts and christmas cards! Imagine the economic savings. Oh, and you only get asked about your new years resolution once ever 250 million years!!
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On January 05 2012 20:48 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: wut lol.
of all the rage blogs on tl this is one of the funnier ones in its inanity.
This lol. Nice blog would read again :D
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