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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 21 2011 01:33 GMT
#1
I want to give a small gift to my adviser, but I have no idea what is appropriate.

Usually I would give a few pieces of fancy chocolate candy, but she is also Jewish, so I have no idea if it is appropriate (obviously if I give her food I will make sure it is kosher). Can anyone give me some suggestions? I need to give it to her on Thursday (not too late for Hanukkah); I also want this to be within 10 dollars.

Many thanks!

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Uranium
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1077 Posts
December 21 2011 01:38 GMT
#2
cunnilingus
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-21 01:43:53
December 21 2011 01:43 GMT
#3
a dreidel bacon the Quran pork sausage the kama sutra, leather bound

Maybe a fruit basket or something, pretty sure fruit is kosher?
Logic is Overrated
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
December 21 2011 01:48 GMT
#4
On December 21 2011 10:38 Uranium wrote:
cunnilingus


LOLOL

How bout some Knish or hummus
Chargelot
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
2275 Posts
December 21 2011 01:53 GMT
#5
This is basically how every "help me pick a gift" blog goes.
if (post == "stupid") { document.getElementById('post').style.display = 'none'; }
missefficiency
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany105 Posts
December 21 2011 02:37 GMT
#6
On December 21 2011 10:53 Chargelot wrote:
This is basically how every "help me pick a gift" blog goes.


Unfortunately, yes.

Back to topic: how about a book or flowers? It doesn't always have to be food.
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Peanutbuttah
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada68 Posts
December 21 2011 02:46 GMT
#7
I'd suggest some flowers or something, those are usually nice. Maybe make her a card or something? I dunno

Also,
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
SUCH a good site, I'm sure you'll find some ideas here.
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Random_0
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1163 Posts
December 21 2011 02:50 GMT
#8
A gift card to Barnes and Noble or Starbucks.

Extremely standard in the academic community.
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
December 21 2011 02:54 GMT
#9
how about you tell us why you want to give your teacher a gift
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Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
December 21 2011 03:05 GMT
#10
On December 21 2011 10:38 Uranium wrote:
cunnilingus

WHAT??? HAHAHA. This is allowed in TL to say?

OT: Just give her something personal
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 21 2011 03:46 GMT
#11
On December 21 2011 11:54 a176 wrote:
how about you tell us why you want to give your teacher a gift

Being nice?
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Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-21 03:56:23
December 21 2011 03:54 GMT
#12
how bout a sexy pen? like a real good-feelin-in-your-hand-pen. if i was a teacher and a student gave me a pen on a day where my pen broke and i had to use my sucky backup pen, well let's just say I'd be pretty darn thrilled!



edit: i think 10 smackers puts you right within the good-feelin-in-your-hand-pen range
let me know when you buy it, and take a pic of it for us!
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[uci] Fizik
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States263 Posts
December 21 2011 04:19 GMT
#13
Gift card to starbucks. simple as that.
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Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
December 21 2011 05:10 GMT
#14
On December 21 2011 13:19 [uci] Fizik wrote:
Gift card to starbucks. simple as that.

oooo that's a good one, too. depends on what she gets, though. if she's a good american and just gets coffee, it'll last her about 6 trips or so. but if she opts for the college girl drinks, she'll be done in 2. still a solid gesture i'd say
get rich or die mining
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noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
December 21 2011 06:16 GMT
#15
On December 21 2011 10:38 Uranium wrote:
cunnilingus


My oranges spit is all over the screen because of you.
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Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
December 21 2011 06:17 GMT
#16
This reminds me of that guy who wanted to get with his professor, and was asking for ways to seduce her. Anyone remember that?
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
December 21 2011 06:35 GMT
#17
On December 21 2011 15:17 Dalguno wrote:
This reminds me of that guy who wanted to get with his professor, and was asking for ways to seduce her. Anyone remember that?


Link plz.
Logic is Overrated
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
December 22 2011 01:15 GMT
#18
so what are you getting her?
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Steph Brown
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February 17 2013 05:43 GMT
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