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United States482 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-30 20:02:45
November 30 2011 19:49 GMT
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He may be in jail, but he'll still have better hair than you.

A kidnapper is suing his victims, claiming they reneged on a verbal contract in which they agreed to hide him in exchange for cash. And then the story gets weird.

Jesse Dimmick, a fugitive wanted on a murder charge, broke into the Topeka, Kansas, home of newlyweds Jared and Lindsay Rowley in September 2009.

The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust, then fled the house after he fell asleep, reports the Topeka Capital-Journal.

In the tussle that followed, Dimmick was accidentally shot by Officer Guy Gardner’s rifle. Dimmick launched a lawsuit against the city and the cop, according to the report. He is seeking $75,000 in damages — the same amount the Rowleys are suing him for.

He also filed a counterclaim against the Rowleys. Dimmick said the couple is legally bound to honour an oral agreement they made to hide him.

All three lawsuits are still pending.


A more detailed report by THE TOPEKA CAPITAL-JOURNAL. SOURCE

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Jesse Dimmick is suing the couple he was convicted of kidnapping while on the run from police.

Dimmick contends in the breach of contract suit seeking $235,000 that after he entered Jared and Lindsay Rowley’s house in 2009, they reached a legally binding, oral contract that they would hide him for an unspecified amount of money.

“Later, the Rowleys reneged on said oral contract, resulting in my being shot in the back by authorities,” Dimmick wrote in a notarized legal document indicating he was filing the counterclaim in response to a suit against Dimmick that the Rowleys filed in September.

Dimmick personally — in longhand — wrote the document, which was filed Oct. 21 in Shawnee County District Court.

He wrote: “As a result of the plaintiffs breech (sic) of contract, I, the defendant suffered a gunshot to my back, which almost killed me. The hospital bills alone are in excess of $160,000, which I have no way to pay.”

The Rowleys sought this month to have the suit dismissed, saying they never accepted Dimmick’s offer of money and — if they had — their consent would have been given under duress. District Judge Franklin Theis has yet to rule on their motion for dismissal.

Dimmick, a fugitive facing a murder charge in Colorado, was leading authorities on a vehicle chase on the morning of Sept. 12, 2009, when law enforcement stop sticks punctured the tires of the stolen van he was driving. The van came to a halt in the front yard in southwest Shawnee County’s Dover community of the home of the Rowleys, who were newlyweds.

The Rowleys said Dimmick entered their home and confronted them at knifepoint. A neighbor told The Topeka Capital-Journal in September 2009 that the couple gained his trust by eating Cheetos and drinking Dr Pepper with him while watching the movie “Patch Adams.”

The couple fled the house after Dimmick fell asleep. Police said they entered and ordered Dimmick onto his stomach before a Topeka police officer’s rifle accidentally discharged, striking Dimmick in the back.

Dimmick was convicted in May 2010 in Shawnee County District Court of four felonies, including two counts of kidnapping. He was sentenced to 10 years and 11 months in prison. Dimmick is currently being held in the Adams County Detention Center in Brighton, Colo., on a murder charge linked to the September 2009 killing there of Michael Curtis.

Dimmick filed a civil suit against the city of Topeka in September 2010 seeking damages in excess of $75,000, including medical expenses. A pretrial hearing in the suit is set for Dec. 6.

Attorney Robert E. Keeshan filed a lawsuit last September on behalf of the Rowleys against Dimmick seeking damages in excess of $75,000 and contending he committed the torts of trespass, intrusion upon seclusion and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Dimmick filed a response Oct. 21 seeking to have the Rowleys’ claim dismissed and stating a counterclaim for breach of contract seeking $160,000 to cover hospital bills and $75,000 for pain and suffering.

Dimmick’s response said he was representing himself “without the aid of proffessional (sic) legal counsel.”

He wrote that after he entered the Rowleys’ home, “I told them that I was being pursuid (sic) by a person, or persons, who appeared to be police officers, who were trying to kill me.”

He added: “I, the defendant, asked the Rowleys to hide me because I feared for my life. I offered the Rowleys an unspecified amount of money which they agreed upon, therefore forging a legally binding oral contract.”

Dimmick’s response said he never brandished a knife or any other type of weapon to try to force the Rowleys to hide him or agree to a contract.

Keeshan filed an answer to Dimmick’s counterclaim on behalf of the Rowleys Oct. 27, then filed a motion to dismiss the counterclaim Nov. 4.

Keeshan wrote in the motion that if the Rowleys had agreed to an oral contract — which they deny — it wouldn’t have been legally binding because no specific dollar amount was given.

“In order for parties to form a binding contract, there must be a meeting of the minds on all essential terms, including and most specifically, an agreement on the price,” he wrote.

Keeshan added that if the Rowleys had agreed to the contract, that agreement wouldn’t have been legally binding because their consent would have been given under duress.

He wrote, “The Rowleys believed he had a gun and knew that he had a knife.”

Keeshan also wrote there could be no legal contract because the Rowleys were asked to hide a fugitive, which is illegal.


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Where dat snitch at?37098 Posts
November 30 2011 19:53 GMT
#2
-_-;; wtf? What is this world coming to?......
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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10794 Posts
November 30 2011 19:56 GMT
#3
Well......this has to be the most ridiculous thing I have heard all day! I can't believe what goes on in the world these days. T_T, I hope the innocents don't get in trouble or the suing doesn't take place.
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Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
November 30 2011 20:07 GMT
#4
Uh...coercion? Maybe? xD
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Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
November 30 2011 20:09 GMT
#5
Good ole lawyers. Hmmmm, how can I make money off this?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 30 2011 20:17 GMT
#6
Pretty sure I have better hair than that rapist hairdo.
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ShatterZer0
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1843 Posts
November 30 2011 20:26 GMT
#7
Good ol' Merican litigation :D
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zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
November 30 2011 20:45 GMT
#8
Last movie you see before going to jail is patch adams.

Yeah i would probably sue aswell...
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-30 22:49:04
November 30 2011 20:54 GMT
#9
This is hilarious! Now we can steel (sic) the money of those illiterate murderers AND give them capital punishment!
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 30 2011 20:55 GMT
#10
On December 01 2011 05:17 Probe1 wrote:
Pretty sure I have better hair than that rapist hairdo.

Sorry, but probes don't have hair.
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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 30 2011 21:03 GMT
#11
beep beep booooooo
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TheLOLas
Profile Joined May 2011
United States646 Posts
November 30 2011 22:09 GMT
#12
On December 01 2011 04:49 Headlines wrote:
The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I can't stop laughing! Dr. Pepper is good.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
November 30 2011 22:40 GMT
#13
fuck they used the MLG tactic. Doritos would have worked better
Joefish
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany314 Posts
November 30 2011 23:37 GMT
#14
Funny but actually don't care.
Also thought Doritos would have been nice :D
Emporio
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3069 Posts
November 30 2011 23:40 GMT
#15
I feel like that would count as an agreement under duress.
How does it feel knowing you wasted another 3 seconds of your life reading this again?
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1692 Posts
November 30 2011 23:41 GMT
#16
Got em with the ol Cheetos + Dr. Pepper one eh? Never fails.
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
December 01 2011 01:20 GMT
#17
Well at least the guy was "Accidently shot" by an officer.
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XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
December 01 2011 02:07 GMT
#18
anyone would fall for Cheetos and Dr. Pepper. guy should have been on his toes. don't fall for the fast ones, especially ones that are too good to be true.
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iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
December 01 2011 02:24 GMT
#19
Wow, weird situation. cheetos lmfao.
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-01 02:45:38
December 01 2011 02:44 GMT
#20
On December 01 2011 05:55 Aeres wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 05:17 Probe1 wrote:
Pretty sure I have better hair than that rapist hairdo.

Sorry, but probes don't have hair.

Exactly. That guy's hair is just that bad.


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On topic I can't believe this is actually happening lol. Guess the guy knows hes got nothing to lose so why not try a risky move like a fake contract? Also, he should've said $50.
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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
December 01 2011 03:25 GMT
#21
I mean obviously he has a right to do this but.. lol gl. He's wasting others time just like someone that floats their rax into the corner after losing. He's NOT coming back but he can be a dick all he likes until the Justice system techs to mutalisks. WHICH THEY WERE ALREADY DOING.
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Sterlymobile
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1009 Posts
December 01 2011 09:48 GMT
#22
He wont receive anything because their "agreement" was not a valid contract. Even if they mutually decided to hide the kidnapper for money, they can claim that they did it under duress and everything goes out the window. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. Sorry if i am incorrect.
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 01 2011 09:51 GMT
#23
forget mentos!
cheetos! the life saver!
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Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
December 01 2011 12:54 GMT
#24
Let me guess, this is happening in the United States of America, I never will understand why everybody can sue everybody over there.
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pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
December 01 2011 14:41 GMT
#25
This is just ridiculous. Only in America as they say.
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
December 01 2011 14:47 GMT
#26
On December 01 2011 18:48 Sterlymobile wrote:
He wont receive anything because their "agreement" was not a valid contract. Even if they mutually decided to hide the kidnapper for money, they can claim that they did it under duress and everything goes out the window. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. Sorry if i am incorrect.

You're correct.

Contracts also aren't valid if committing a crime is part of it.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 01 2011 14:52 GMT
#27
On December 01 2011 12:25 Probe1 wrote:
I mean obviously he has a right to do this but.. lol gl. He's wasting others time just like someone that floats their rax into the corner after losing. He's NOT coming back but he can be a dick all he likes until the Justice system techs to mutalisks. WHICH THEY WERE ALREADY DOING.

Pretty much. This is why I don't see why people get riled up by shotty journalism like this. This isn't news, this is just some idiot digging himself deeper.
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mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
December 01 2011 15:10 GMT
#28
People can sue McDs for not putting warnings on their coffee that it's hot...

He might win here...
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Vortok
Profile Joined December 2009
United States830 Posts
December 01 2011 15:35 GMT
#29
The reason why it's retarded is this.

http://overlawyered.com/2006/09/the-burglar-and-the-skylight-another-debunking-that-isnt/


In other words, a burglar fell through a skylight, and blamed the skylight’s owners for his injuries; because the law permits such suits, and because the law does not compensate defendants for successful defenses, Bodine had the ability to extort hundreds of thousands of dollars from taxpayers for injuries suffered in the course of his own criminal behavior.


Really stupid shit happens in our country. People sue McDonald's because they burn their stupid self by ordering hot coffee and then spilling it on themselves. They then sue McDonald's for having the gall to serve them hot coffee. And they get away with it. Apparently common sense isn't good enough. If you didn't triple idiot proof your product (thus coffee cups now having "Caution: Contents are hot" on them), some lawyer will find a way to get money out of you.


Pretty sure our fugitive of the day has absolutely no case against the couple, but stupider shit has happened in the past.

Like the couple randomly suing him for 75 grand. [insert Kansas joke here]
Adila
Profile Joined April 2010
United States874 Posts
December 01 2011 16:27 GMT
#30
On December 02 2011 00:10 mizU wrote:
People can sue McDs for not putting warnings on their coffee that it's hot...

He might win here...


There's a difference between "hot" and "scalding hot".
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 01 2011 21:27 GMT
#31
On December 02 2011 00:35 Vortok wrote:
The reason why it's retarded is this.

http://overlawyered.com/2006/09/the-burglar-and-the-skylight-another-debunking-that-isnt/

Show nested quote +

In other words, a burglar fell through a skylight, and blamed the skylight’s owners for his injuries; because the law permits such suits, and because the law does not compensate defendants for successful defenses, Bodine had the ability to extort hundreds of thousands of dollars from taxpayers for injuries suffered in the course of his own criminal behavior.


Really stupid shit happens in our country. People sue McDonald's because they burn their stupid self by ordering hot coffee and then spilling it on themselves. They then sue McDonald's for having the gall to serve them hot coffee. And they get away with it. Apparently common sense isn't good enough. If you didn't triple idiot proof your product (thus coffee cups now having "Caution: Contents are hot" on them), some lawyer will find a way to get money out of you.


Pretty sure our fugitive of the day has absolutely no case against the couple, but stupider shit has happened in the past.

Like the couple randomly suing him for 75 grand. [insert Kansas joke here]


The coffee one is actually pretty misunderstood. See, by "hot" they mean practically melt your groin area. And there are photos of it. Pretty gruesome stuff, I must say. There actually has been other suits that aren't exaggerated, though, like a man swallowing a fish hook and suing.
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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-01 23:14:51
December 01 2011 23:10 GMT
#32
I remember hearing about an old case where two robbers escaping in a car manage to crash. The passenger later sues the driver for bad driving causing his injuries. The case is dismissed because they were committing unlawful acts at the time and therefore do not fall under the protection of the law, and it sets a precedent.
I think the same thing will happen here, the criminals cases should fall through.

On December 02 2011 06:27 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 00:35 Vortok wrote:
The reason why it's retarded is this.

http://overlawyered.com/2006/09/the-burglar-and-the-skylight-another-debunking-that-isnt/


In other words, a burglar fell through a skylight, and blamed the skylight’s owners for his injuries; because the law permits such suits, and because the law does not compensate defendants for successful defenses, Bodine had the ability to extort hundreds of thousands of dollars from taxpayers for injuries suffered in the course of his own criminal behavior.


Really stupid shit happens in our country. People sue McDonald's because they burn their stupid self by ordering hot coffee and then spilling it on themselves. They then sue McDonald's for having the gall to serve them hot coffee. And they get away with it. Apparently common sense isn't good enough. If you didn't triple idiot proof your product (thus coffee cups now having "Caution: Contents are hot" on them), some lawyer will find a way to get money out of you.


Pretty sure our fugitive of the day has absolutely no case against the couple, but stupider shit has happened in the past.

Like the couple randomly suing him for 75 grand. [insert Kansas joke here]


The coffee one is actually pretty misunderstood. See, by "hot" they mean practically melt your groin area. And there are photos of it. Pretty gruesome stuff, I must say. There actually has been other suits that aren't exaggerated, though, like a man swallowing a fish hook and suing.


In that coffee case, they even already had the warnings, they just weren't big enough warnings apparently.
The coffee was served at a fairly standard industry average too...


On December 01 2011 11:44 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 05:55 Aeres wrote:
On December 01 2011 05:17 Probe1 wrote:
Pretty sure I have better hair than that rapist hairdo.

Sorry, but probes don't have hair.

Exactly. That guy's hair is just that bad.


+ Show Spoiler +
On topic I can't believe this is actually happening lol. Guess the guy knows hes got nothing to lose so why not try a risky move like a fake contract? Also, he should've said $50.

You spoiler'd the relevant part? What?
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aNDRoM
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States637 Posts
December 02 2011 01:20 GMT
#33
WTF, a Green Lantern shot him?!?

On December 01 2011 07:09 TheLOLas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 04:49 Headlines wrote:
The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I can't stop laughing! Dr. Pepper is good.


Are you tired of Dr. Pepper yet?
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LunaSea
Profile Joined October 2011
Luxembourg369 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-02 09:09:24
December 02 2011 08:46 GMT
#34
Ah the good old Chettos and Dr. Pepper scam... ! ^^

(Works also with cute kittens and ducklings ! )
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adwodon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom592 Posts
December 02 2011 11:45 GMT
#35
On December 02 2011 00:10 mizU wrote:
People can sue McDs for not putting warnings on their coffee that it's hot...

He might win here...


That woman required a weeks hospital treatment, over a years rehab and skin grafts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

Call it frivolous if you want, but that case wasnt as stupid as a lot of people think.

Still, the little bit about him suing them for the amount they are suing him... that bugged me, why are they suing him? You dont sue criminals, you imprison them. Fair play to his counter if thats how you guys do things, i'd probably do the same if thats how you want to go. I doubt he has the money to be sued so how do they expect that to work?
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
December 02 2011 11:53 GMT
#36
Someone should make a movie about this. Just imagine the scene how he breaks in- threatens them with a gun, and 2 minutes later, cheetos and patch adams.
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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
December 02 2011 23:30 GMT
#37
On December 01 2011 05:45 zalz wrote:
Last movie you see before going to jail is patch adams.

Yeah i would probably sue aswell...

Deserving of another mention
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TheLOLas
Profile Joined May 2011
United States646 Posts
December 03 2011 18:38 GMT
#38
On December 02 2011 10:20 aNDRoM wrote:
WTF, a Green Lantern shot him?!?

Show nested quote +
On December 01 2011 07:09 TheLOLas wrote:
On December 01 2011 04:49 Headlines wrote:
The couple fed him Cheetos and Dr Pepper and watched the film Patch Adams with him to gain his trust...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I can't stop laughing! Dr. Pepper is good.


Are you tired of Dr. Pepper yet?

NEVER!!!! Dr. Pepper for LIFE!!!
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