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Worker Rush Part 4: Rising Up - Page 7

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SolidMustard
Profile Joined May 2011
France1515 Posts
November 07 2011 13:59 GMT
#121
On November 07 2011 22:42 esReveR wrote:
This is funnier because I actually caught you on ladder as I was massing games for achievements recently. Glad I have good micro =P


good micro = A-move your workers ? lol
Mr.Brightside
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia317 Posts
November 07 2011 14:15 GMT
#122
You sir, are scum. 5 stars.
"Makin' Pylons, Makin' Probes, Fightin' Round The World" - Russell Crowe
Rash
Profile Joined November 2010
Mexico45 Posts
November 07 2011 14:44 GMT
#123
On November 07 2011 08:33 Childplay wrote:
lol golden, although imo worker rushes arnt hard to hold off, then again, im in diamond



Hahaha, that's part of the point when the OP talks about the silver leaguers. By not expecting it, it may provide the rusher with the advantage he needs. I'm Diamond as well and earlier today I lost to a six pool. I forgot when was the last time someone tried to 6pool me and my surprise was literally all my opponent needed (I have held 6pools countless times...back in gold). And yes, I was angry/confused/amused that one of the oldest rushes in the book had return from the depts of my ladder past to bite my current lack of practice against it :D
If you don't like your society, you have two options: Change your society or change to another society
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
November 07 2011 14:47 GMT
#124
On November 07 2011 22:42 esReveR wrote:
This is funnier because I actually caught you on ladder as I was massing games for achievements recently. Glad I have good micro =P

Nice brag post.

I just read every entry, this is such an funny blog. I'm intrigued now, how deep does the rabbit hole (bronze league) go? Surely there are players as unspeakably terrible in the depths of Bronze as there are players mindblowingly better than most others at the very top level. Who are these players? What sort of strategies do they do? Do they have crippling arthritis that leaves them incapable of macro or micro? Or are they just incapable of self improvement? And most importantly, why do they still play a game where even the Blizzard matchmaking system fails to keep them close to a 50% win rate?

Your anthropological study is intriguing, but by actually executing a worker rush you've put yourself out of reach of the true bottom of bronze.
Gnarfle
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden170 Posts
November 07 2011 15:09 GMT
#125
Hilarious, thanks for the blogs
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
November 07 2011 15:27 GMT
#126
You should try as a writer, you inspirational panda-lover. Only one small correction:
losing my already weakened probe
drone
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
November 07 2011 15:44 GMT
#127
Hahahaha, this is such a great blog, read all of the so far - looking forward to part 5.

5/5
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
SolidMustard
Profile Joined May 2011
France1515 Posts
November 07 2011 15:52 GMT
#128
i hope it's not your last episode, I just read all four, your story and the way you tell it are really entertaining !
LightTemplar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Ireland481 Posts
November 07 2011 16:09 GMT
#129
gg really good writing and great story
"Thoughts are always there, the mind can't stop" - Grubby
leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
November 07 2011 16:23 GMT
#130
good read as allways
:o
Xpace
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2209 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 16:36:43
November 07 2011 16:36 GMT
#131
Part 4 > 3 > Interlude > 2 > 1

That's right, this series is now epic enough that we can compare how awesome the parts are.
Chloroplaste
Profile Joined February 2011
France281 Posts
November 07 2011 17:04 GMT
#132
You're my hero !
Ambre
Profile Joined July 2011
France416 Posts
November 07 2011 17:06 GMT
#133
I rarely post on forums.

But this time I have to. THIS IS HILARIOUS xD Thanks you !
"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." - Aldous Huxley
Darth Caedus
Profile Joined May 2011
United States326 Posts
November 07 2011 17:10 GMT
#134
Great read! Very fun.
Polt: "Those auto-turrets are cute." 10/26/13 commenting on MMA vs. Maru.
cleecks
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands109 Posts
November 07 2011 17:27 GMT
#135
This was a great read!
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 18:04:55
November 07 2011 18:01 GMT
#136
On November 07 2011 19:24 Good1 wrote:
Lol why is there "Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!" at the bottom of Season 4 ladder picture? Are you russian?


Eh, it was my attempt at a pun. The advert for season four said "Get ready for glory," which as a worker rusher made me think of a workers revolution or a communist revolution. I used the Russian translation of the Marx quote because I thought it might make the pun more clear, since to those of us raised on American action movies in lieu of a decent public education system think Russians are still commies.

Really, I just needed a picture to stick in the middle of those few paragraphs.
Hurricane Sponge
Profile Joined March 2010
868 Posts
November 07 2011 18:03 GMT
#137
Had to go back and read all 3 parts (plus the special bonus interlude). Bravo. I love the paradoxical pairing of someone massing games with the worst, arguably easiest 'strategy' but relating their exploits for us to enjoy so proficiently. Hopefully the ladder experience stays fresh so we can get more tales from Bronze in the future.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
November 07 2011 18:11 GMT
#138
5/5, did read again - brilliant!
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Fuhrmaaj
Profile Joined January 2011
167 Posts
November 07 2011 18:19 GMT
#139
The only thing I don't like about this experiment is when you try to convince your opponent to take his game back to the store. I think if they are so hopeless that they feel that way that you should point him to TL for tips or something. I really feel bad for those people.

I like this blog though. It's not so much an evolution of worker rushing, so much as it is an evolution of the human experience as you interact with degenerates on Battle.net 2.0. Very informative.
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dodelol
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands68 Posts
November 07 2011 18:28 GMT
#140
great blogs 5/5:D
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