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In the literal sense.
I ran outside with bare feet to grab some laundry I'd had drying. After grabbing it, I ran upstairs to deposit it. I felt something on my way up and assumed it was like a piece of bread or something from when I'd run through the kitchen. I stopped to examine it after dropping my fresh laundry onto my bed.
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.
Yeah.
I ran to the bathroom and put my foot in the sink and started scrubbing it, along with my offended fingers, with some antibacterial soap.
We have a rabbit problem in our backyard, and they leave these cute little Cocoa Puff-sized turds EVERYWHERE. I, of course, stepped in the one half-dry, half-wet turd that decided to roll down to somewhere in the five feet between the back door and where we hang our laundry.
Cool story, right? Cool story...
 
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I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
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I did this weekend, and it sucked. But I bought new shoes so
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I hate stepping in shit, makes for a really crappy day
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you must be feeling pretty shitty
edit: ninja'd
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looool
man you have shit for luck
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you must've really felt like shit afterwards
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I do tree work for a living, often homeowners have large dogs in the area I live. I get crap in the deep treads in my boots all the time. ><
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Guys stop shitting up this blog.
Though really that kind of sucks. I still hate stepping in gum more though.
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On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
I laughed for a good 5 minutes at this....
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Bird's shit landed on my head outta no where before ._.
Cool story bro
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When in doubt, watch your step
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It's okay, just try to keep your best foot forward.
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I've worked at a farm... I kinda got used to it... still absolutely hate stepping in it anywhere else though.
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LOL. Great puns.
Keep in mind, though, guys...I stepped into it with my bare fucking foot T_T.
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i remember once my mom told me about how she grew up in a farm and during the winter they would stick their feet into cow manure/shit to warm up.
true story prob
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On October 25 2011 13:30 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
I haven't stepped in crap in years... (dreamy look)
BTW, if your name is a play on Petrucci, the guitarist, mad props! I'm a huge fan. (:
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maybe you should get rid of the rabbits... stop putting them on a pedastool
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when i was 6, my family took a trip to paris. They had dogs everywhere at the time and they shit right on the ground and leave it. I wasn't paying attention, and i stepped in a big fresh batch of shit while wearing my prized batman runners. Spent the evening using a twig picking shit out from between the grooves.
2 years ago when i was 18, we went to paris again.............*squish* "NOT AGAIN!"
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you forgot the part where you cleaned the floors you stepped on... right?
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hahaha. just reading the title of this made my night. thanks bro.
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Once I stepped in dog shit after taking like the first few steps outside in a brand new pair of sneakers. Fucking made me SO ANGRY. I vowed that day, that the next person I see who doesn't pick their dog's shit up, I will run over, pick up that turd, and shove it in that person's mouth. I haven't seen anyone do it yet, but I am still on the look-out.
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On October 25 2011 13:27 PH wrote:
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was.
At least you were fortunate enough to have decided to sniff instead of taste lol
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ew.
I remember at my old school there was rabbit shit everywhere, I hated the sight of it......... even thinking about it now gives me the chills *brrrr*
Damn. That must really suck for you. 
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I want pictures of the bunnies ):
I used to have big dogs, my God were their poop big.
Even more nasty when they ate a napkin and couldn't poop it >_<
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I think rabbit poo is ok. I don't mean I'd eat it, but compared to dog poo, it's really ok.
Whenever I go to France I have to check every step I make. Sidewalks are all crapped.
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On October 25 2011 14:10 yawn wrote:
you forgot the part where you cleaned the floors you stepped on... right?
Haha, yeah, I did forget to include that part. I went through the path I'd taken up to my bed with a soapy rag!
On October 25 2011 14:22 ArvickHero wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2011 13:27 PH wrote:
I picked at it from the bottom of my feet with my fingers. It had the consistency of mushed up bread. We had just bought a bunch of bread from a Korean bakery, some of it flavored like coffee, chocolate, etc. I decided to take a quick sniff to check what it was. At least you were fortunate enough to have decided to sniff instead of taste lol
Oh I wouldn't taste anything stuck to the bottom of my foot that I'd been stepping on all throughout the house...
Even though we're Asian and keep the house very clean and all that, I still wouldn't do it.
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you deserve it for going outside the house barefoot, you heathen!
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ive stepped in dog crap barefoot once, was not a fun experience.....
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LOL. At least you didn't mistake rabbit shit for easter eggs... Oh my childhood.....
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I stepped in shit in the 8th grade, kept smelling it till about 3/4 through the day. Everyone gave me odd looks till I noticed a bunch of green group all over my shoe. xD
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i stepped on shit once, then i climbed a ladder. imagine my surprise coming down.
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I hate it when i step in shit when i'm going to work.
There are so many stray dogs around that it's a hard job avoiding shit piles.
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Ah I had a similar experience when I was younger (in terms of stepping in shit).
It was either cow shit or horse shit but I was on an ATV and we got off and I didn't look at the ground and my right leg up to my knee was covered in shit rofl. I was like 10 years old or something maybe a little younger but that was gross xD
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On October 25 2011 16:34 Kyhol wrote:
LOL. At least you didn't mistake rabbit shit for easter eggs... Oh my childhood.....
Oh dear lord...do tell.
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When I was young I was canoeing with a friend and we had to cross a land-bridge between two fields, so we picked up the canoe and the sneaky bastard steered me straight into a cow pie.
It had a slight crust, which easily collapsed under my weight.
After that the lukewarm poo flowed between my toes, a surprising sensation to say the least.
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On October 25 2011 18:38 Sqalevon wrote:
When I was young I was canoeing with a friend and we had to cross a land-bridge between two fields, so we picked up the canoe and the sneaky bastard steered me straight into a cow pie.
It had a slight crust, which easily collapsed under my weight.
After that the lukewarm poo flowed between my toes, a surprising sensation to say the least.
Oh you idyllic northern European nations and your cow pies. Should have been wearing those wooden clogs eh?
j/k I'm just jealous of your clean air and beautiful environment.
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On October 25 2011 18:53 Newbistic wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2011 18:38 Sqalevon wrote:
When I was young I was canoeing with a friend and we had to cross a land-bridge between two fields, so we picked up the canoe and the sneaky bastard steered me straight into a cow pie.
It had a slight crust, which easily collapsed under my weight.
After that the lukewarm poo flowed between my toes, a surprising sensation to say the least. Oh you idyllic northern European nations and your cow pies. Should have been wearing those wooden clogs eh? j/k I'm just jealous of your clean air and beautiful environment.
Yeah we got it pretty good up here.
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When I was a kid my friend's family owned 3 dogs. During the summer we would run around in swimtrunks in his backyard, using his slip-n-slide and having water gun fights, of course without shoes. I'm sure you can see where this ended up several times. Still didn't stop us from trying to have fun though, was just a risk we were willing to take. :p
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Just thought of another lame pun 
Funny how anal you Americans are about shit
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Isn’t this what .2 calibers are for?
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